Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
Zooological Keeper - Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed
Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed
Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas,
Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why),
Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders -
Don't Get Me Pants. Z.K. - Ah, the intellectual power. I amaze even myself sometimes. :)
Angus Prune - Didn't the Osmonds also do
Crazy Pants? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Zooological Keeper - Not to be confused with
Crazy in Pants, of course - that was a song by
Lingeré (sic)
Knowles. Angus Prune - Wasn't there a song done by Brandy and some other chick called
The Pants Are Mine?
Zooological Keeper - [AP] Indeed, her name was Monica. I believe it came out the same year as
How Do I Live Without Pants by Leann Rimes.
Angus Prune - That was the theme tune to
Con Pants wasn't it? By the way, ever get the feeling everyone else has lost interest?
Zooological Keeper - Just slightly, although it means we can be as stupid as possible. Hoorah!
Angus Prune - Then there's the actual soap
Pantsenders. What? That's not what it's called? Oh well, my mistake!
Zooological Keeper -
Coronation Pants - the new vegetarian special at your local Harvester.
Riff - Haven't seen that one, but I'm a fan of
Pants Behaving Badly Zooological Keeper - Ah, a British classic! Never in the same league as
Fawlty Pants, but definitely worth catching.
Breadmaster - None of them stands up to
One Foot in the Pants, you know.
Zooological Keeper - None? Not
Hale and Pants? Dad's Pants? Only Pants and Horses? Whose Pants Are They, Anyway? Four Pants and a Funeral? The Rise and Fall of Reginald's Pants? None of them???
Breadmaster - Well, I might be prepared to admit
Hancock's Half-Pants, but that's the only concession I'll make.
Ibid - Financial Times -
No Pants, no comment. Ibid -
My goodness, My Pants! Pants are good for you! Beanz Meanz Pantz Pants is it! Reaches the parts other pants don't reach Probably the best pants in the world Vorsprung Durch Pants The Ultimate Driving Pants For everything else, there's Pants Because you're pants JLE -
The Cook, the Thief, his Y-Fronts, and their Lover barbacoa -
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Pants. Beth -
Olivia Joules and the Overactive Pants. Bob the dog -
Pants! Ah - ahhh.
He saved every one of us. Breadmaster - Let the floodgates open!
Dispatch War Rocket Ajax, to brrrring back his pants! Ibid -
Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your pants out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. penelope - Alas, Poor Pants Game. I knew it well. But now it's ****** in favour of something altogether more ****. Will
Mornington Crescent see it off the face of the earth? Or has rab set aside a different endgame for this game of *****?
Audience -
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope* Tuj - Looks like this one's been consigned to the maggots. A valiant effort.
querylady - (to an airport security guard) I'm traveling in my pants!
querylady - In my pants, in my pants Oh, I can't get a man in my pants!
query - Harry Potter and the Pants of Turmoil
Alex - hcjvhxdjhvfjngjcvhm vbnvj
Steev - In Pants, no one here's you scream.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.