This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
Falstaff -
15. Be the high bidder on ebay, Jay.
Tuj -
15. Enter a
very expensive tombola, ROmola.
Inkspot -
17. Campaign for apathy to be a new Olympic sport, Cort.
Tuj -
18. Run like the wind, Min.
Rosie -
19. Enhance the muscularity of your gluteus, Maximus.
widey - Beat the rest, Celest
Falstaff -
21. Complete your patented
combination triple lutz double loop followed closely by
two triple axels and one flawless
quadruple salchow, Ming Lao.
Rosie -
23. Get running, Spike.
ImNotJohn -
24. Get training for that marathon, Jonathan
Inkspot -
26. Get an aerodynamic lunchbox, Mocks.
Falstaff -
29 - Excel at your thang, Yang.
Inkspot -
30. Do the beach volley ball in string vest, Celeste.
plump -
31. Put the shot,Dot
CdM -
33. Avoid the Jamaican bobsled, Ted
Rosie -
34. Keep on taking the nandrolone, Joan.
Inkspot -
35. Be steady on the balance beam, Coleen.
Darren -
37. Run a kilometer, Peter.
Dujon -
38. Or a kilometre, Peta.   
Sorry, Darren, couldn't resist the temptation
Dujon -
39.Simply keep to the rules, Jules.
Will -
41. Get your horse to play polo in water, Cotter.
Way -
42. Favour the steroid, Floyd.
Snodgrass -
Be first off the block, Jock Well done Scotland 1st win in 5 outings. Yawn
Falstaff -
44. - Be the best in your class, Cass.
??? -
45 - Be in a class of your own, Joan.
??? -
46 - Try and try again, Sphen. and one day you will be in a class o' your own.
Me Again -
47. - Praychance you have the good fortune of competing for a little country with a lot to offer, Chauffer.
[provided the treaty isn't signed before the olympic competition]
Inkspot -
48. Box above your weight, Nate
49 - Wear your lucky pants, Lance
50 - Be first round the bouy, Troy
Olympic Torch - But most of all remember to catch the 9.05 from
Mornington Crescent, Peasant!
Audience -
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Olympic Torch*
This is the end of the line. There is no more.