50 Ways To....

This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!

• Falstaff - 15. Be the high bidder on ebay, Jay.
• Tuj - 15. Enter a very expensive tombola, ROmola.
• Dujon -16. - Use a powered sled, Ted.
• Inkspot - 17. Campaign for apathy to be a new Olympic sport, Cort.
• Tuj - 18. Run like the wind, Min.
• Rosie - 19. Enhance the muscularity of your gluteus, Maximus.
• widey - Beat the rest, Celest
• Falstaff - 21. Complete your patented combination triple lutz double loop followed closely by two triple axels and one flawless quadruple salchow, Ming Lao.
• widey. 22 - Jump the hurdles quick, Mick!
• Rosie - 23. Get running, Spike.
• ImNotJohn - 24. Get training for that marathon, Jonathan
• CdM - 25. Win, Min.
• Inkspot - 26. Get an aerodynamic lunchbox, Mocks.
• Uncle Korky - 27. Enter the sprint, Clint
• Snodgrass - 28 - Get on yer bike, Mike
• Falstaff - 29 - Excel at your thang, Yang.
• Inkspot - 30. Do the beach volley ball in string vest, Celeste.
• plump - 31. Put the shot,Dot
• Uncle Korky - 32. Hone each skate, Kate.
• CdM - 33. Avoid the Jamaican bobsled, Ted
• Rosie - 34. Keep on taking the nandrolone, Joan.
• Inkspot - 35. Be steady on the balance beam, Coleen.
• Uncle Korky - 36. Don't get hurt, Kurt.
• Darren - 37. Run a kilometer, Peter.
• Dujon - 38. Or a kilometre, Peta.    Sorry, Darren, couldn't resist the temptation
• Dujon - 39.Simply keep to the rules, Jules.
• Uncle Korky - 40. Speed through the slalom, Marlon.
• Will - 41. Get your horse to play polo in water, Cotter.
• Way - 42. Favour the steroid, Floyd.
• Snodgrass - Be first off the block, Jock Well done Scotland 1st win in 5 outings. Yawn
• Falstaff - 44. - Be the best in your class, Cass.
• ??? - 45 - Be in a class of your own, Joan.
• ??? - 46 - Try and try again, Sphen. and one day you will be in a class o' your own.
• Me Again - 47. - Praychance you have the good fortune of competing for a little country with a lot to offer, Chauffer. [provided the treaty isn't signed before the olympic competition]
• Inkspot - 48. Box above your weight, Nate
• 49 - Wear your lucky pants, Lance
• 50 - Be first round the bouy, Troy
• Olympic Torch - But most of all remember to catch the 9.05 from Mornington Crescent, Peasant!
• Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Olympic Torch*
• i like pies - i like pies
• Pie - Gerroff!!!!

This is the end of the line. There is no more.