Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.
Herr Bratsche - From Staffordshire,
Mr & Mrs Bington and their son
Bob, and from almost next door,
Mr & Mrs Tingham and their daughter
Pat. Keeping close company from Birmingham are
Bill and
Lesley, and our first Jewish family,
Mr & Mrs Ihull and their son
Sol. Following close behind are
Mr & Mrs Wood and their daughter
Holly, and not far away are
Mr & Mrs Slee and their daughter
Mo.
plump - From further afield please welcome
Mr & Mrs Shus and their son
Maurice
plump - Also please welcome
Mr & Mrs Assker and their son
Al
Rosie - From a little further east, will you please welcome
Mr and Mrs Adelphia and their son
Phil.
Dujon - Ooh, they must have arrived on the same plane - please recognis(z)e the
Sylvanias and their daughter
Penelope
Snodgrass - And all the way from deepest darkest London Town I see
Mr and Mrs Sington and their well heeled son,
Ken.
(Rosie - Agreed but I knwo whihc i'd rathre hvae! Trust you're well)
Snodgrass - And close behind are
Mr and Mrs Sippi and their beautiful and curvaceous daughter with no name,
Missi
Rosie - Will you please welcome, from Wales via Italy,
Mr and Mrs Disi and their son
Bryn.
Falstaff - Ladies and Gentlemen, we are shocked and delighted with the arrival of the late
Walt Neland in the form of his lovely daughter
Daisy.
Rosie - And now let's hear it for
Mr and Mrs More and their son
Stan.
Puckoon - [Rosie] you forgot his old friend
Colin Dale...
Please welcome the holy man from the Eastend Saint Ratford
Software - Please welcome, from Gloucestershire,
Mr & Mrs Erstone and their lovely daughter,
Bev.
Software - And following them, thier close neighbours
Mr & Mrs Chinhampton and thier daughter,
Min.
Rosie - And now please give a big hand for
Mr and Mrs Mere and their daughter
Hazel.
Rosie - And now it's
Mr and Mrs Bull and their son
Stanley, whom no-one seems to have heard of. Who
Is Stan Bull?
Software - Please stand back for these two hippies smoking spliffs, the
High Wycombes.
Snodgrass - And yes, just emerging from their G Reg Capri are
Mr and Mrs Rickey and their laddish offspring
Billy/
Rosie - And now can we hear it for
Mr and Mrs Th and their son
Dar(r)en. (Snodders) I did Billericay earlier, but it's way off the top of the page by now. :-)
Snodgrass - And in the distance I see
Mr and Mrs Morangie and their 15 year old son
Glen (Rosie, Sorry, I will try to keep up!)
Rosie - They've come a long way, so a big hand for
Mr and Mrs Arkand and their son
Sam. Or is it daughter? Mrs Nextdoor is Sam. (Snodders) Dunnit meself, mate, but patronisingly excused on the grounds of senile dementia.
widey - Aye up its
and their sexy daughter
Rosie - From "the uttermost end of the earth" please welcome
Mr and Mrs Agonia and their daughter
Pat.
??? - Joining us now are Mr.
Deese and his sizzling daughter
Haye and behind them approaches the good doctor
Dopheles who appears to be escorting his charming assistant
Mavis.
plump - Please welcome
Mr& Mrs Recoast and their son
Ivor
plump - Also welcome
Mr & Mrs Ablanker and their daughter
Cass
Rosie - Please welcome
Mr and Mrs Ingham and their daughter
Gill.
Software - From India, please welcome
Mr & Mrs Izes and their son,
Dev .
Snodgrass - And here with a fresh supply of Scones and Clotted Cream are
Mr and Mrs Vergissey and their daughter
May (Rosie, Senility is in the eye of the beholder - If we're repeating perhaps its time to change the topic)
Rosie - Still brushing the snow off, but here are
Mr and Mrs d'Isère and their daughter
Val. (Snodgrass) Wish that were true because I look a lot younger than I am, but my dentist, not to mention all the ex-PantsMC players, knows the awful truth.
Snodgrass - And just behind we see those Swiss socialites,
Mr & Mrs Va and their beautiful, and available, daughter
Jenny. [Rosie] I know exactly what you mean, I have seen your photo and Mr Angello is to be congratulated LOL.
Rosie - Please welcome another snow-covered couple,
Mr and Mrs Sk and their son
Tom. (Snodders) How did you know my dentist is called Angelo? (Fernandez, Goanese origin). BTW I took my piccy in a mirror and reversed it, with Photoshop Elements. It's brilliant. Sow's ear to silk purse - no problem. :-)
Puckoon - And arriving a little late we have
Mr & Mrs Lass and their son
Doug.
falstaff - Ladies and gentlemen, please hold the applause as we usher in
Mr and Mrs Singh and their daughters
Jen and
Singh.
widey - Please welcome the famous motorcycling couple
MR & Mrs Staff and their beautiful daughter
Bell
Snodgrass - And shivvering through the door I see
Mr and Mrs Kyavik and their son
Ray [Rosie] Is thet an SLR in your hand or are you just pleased?
Rosie - Please welcome
Mr and Mrs Tchewan and their daughter
Saska. (Snodgrass) I'm afraid it's just a camera. It
was, of course, originally an RLS.
Snodgrass - Please give it up for
Mr and Mrs Pines and their son with the perfect complexion
Phillip [Rosie] LOL for RLS! Nice to see you up during the day!
LotUS - And a warm welcome for
Mr and Mrs Ombo and their detective son
Col whose also brought along his pet
Rat, Napura.
widey - Adding a nice Welsh/Celtic flavour
Mr & Mrs Gest and their son
Di
Rosie - Raise your glasses for
Mr and Mrs Bourg and their daughter
Cher. (Snodders) As you can see from the pic, it does happen, from time to time. (widey) Eh? WTF's Digest?
widey -
Mr & Mrs Sota and their daughter
Mini
Rosie - Prithee all be upstanding for
Mr and Mrs Furt-am-Main and their son
Frank.
Rosie - And while you're still on your feet let's hear it for
Mr and Mrs Aygo and their daughter
Sandy.
ImNotJohn -
Mr & Mrs Erham and their lovely daughter
Kate
Rosie - And from just down the road here are
Mr and Mrs Ley and their son
Ken. (ImNJ) Only a mile or two from where I live.
Software - From Scotland, perhaps, please welcome
Mr & Mrs Worth and their son,
Tam.
plump - Please welcome
Mr & Mrs Bucktoo and their son
Tim
spliggo - Say, who are these young thespian gentlemen - can it be Messrs
Naco, Ritious, (ouch!) Gadishoo, Scow and
Naghan? Indeed it is - five guys named
Mo!
widey - Hmmmmm I'm not the only one who posted none-place related names, see above!!! and Digest was something for the readers, fna, fna,.......
Rosie - Please welcome
Mr and Mrs Buzzard and their son
Leighton. (plump)
Why didn't I think of that one? :-)
Software - From darkest Wiltshire, please welcome
Mr & Mrs Malford and their son,
Christian.
Ditto, Rosie.
Spliggo - Will you please put your hands together for the
Issippi children and their cousins, the
Issouris.
SNodgrass - And, yes, the rumour is true, here is
Mr and Mrs Ana and their eldest son
Guy
Sodgrass - And just behind I see
Mr and Mrs Snia-Herzegovinia and their son
Bo
ImNotJohn -
Mr & Mrs Mington-Spa and their son
Lee [Rosie] Not Chaldon, by any chance?
spliggo - and making their presence heard, the OK Chorale with their lead
Singa -
Pore
Rosie - Please welcome
Mr and Mrs Per and their daughter
Bel. (ImNotJohn) No, not Chaldon, but Hamsey Green, the Warlingham half.
plump - Please welcome from the West Indies it's
Bob Haydoss and
Jim Acre
ImNotJohn - Not to forget their
Aunt Ega and her friend
Martin Eek.
And who's that over-trendily dressed older man? It must be
Trini's Dad
plump - Please welcome
Mr & Mrs Jeers and their son
Al
Rosie - Will you please welcome
Mr and Mrs Monton and their son
Ed.
Rosie - Closely followed by
Mr and Mrs Ngay and their son
Harry.
st d - Oh look, here's
Crystal Palace, withher twin sister,
Alexandra.
widey -
Mr & Mrs Aviv and their son
Tel
Falstaff - Please welcome
Mrs. Elsa Ware, her fledgeling daughters
Della, Summer, Anna, Averi, and their dashing brother
Noah.
Falstaff - OOPS! [Of vital interest to any and all unattached gentlemen present] We are delighted to announce the arrival of their maidenly Aunt,
Bee.
Greg - Please Welcome Mr Clothesof twice married and his son oliver
plump - Please welcome
Mr & Mrs Otho and their son
Les who changed their names by deed poll from
Mrs & Mrs Utoland and son
Baz
Herr Bratsche - From Russia,
Vlad E Vostok, and from central Asia,
Sam Markand.
Rosie - Please welcome our American guests,
Mr and Mrs Tucky and their son
Ken. This game is slowing up. Anyone for a change of subject?
Snodgrass - [Rosie] I agree. Any suggestions ?
Uncle Korky -
I would like to invite all-comers to
The Cowboys and Indians Ball.
Please welcome
Mr & Mrs Oon, and their daughter
Sal.
Chalky - Sorry - the horrid Indians aren't playing properly...
Mornington Crescent
Audience -
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Chalky*
ImNotJohn - A tad abrupt, I thought -
Sioux will be upset
This is the end of the line. There is no more.