Will you welcome please...

Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.

• LotUS - And a warm welcome for Mr and Mrs Ombo and their detective son Col whose also brought along his pet Rat, Napura.
• widey - Adding a nice Welsh/Celtic flavour Mr & Mrs Gest and their son Di
• Rosie - Raise your glasses for Mr and Mrs Bourg and their daughter Cher. (Snodders) As you can see from the pic, it does happen, from time to time. (widey) Eh? WTF's Digest?
• Herr Bratsche - Mr & Mrs Low and their son Oz.
• widey - Mr & Mrs Sota and their daughter Mini
• Rosie - Prithee all be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Furt-am-Main and their son Frank.
• Rosie - And while you're still on your feet let's hear it for Mr and Mrs Aygo and their daughter Sandy.
• ImNotJohn - Mr & Mrs Erham and their lovely daughter Kate
• Rosie - And from just down the road here are Mr and Mrs Ley and their son Ken. (ImNJ) Only a mile or two from where I live.
• Software - From Scotland, perhaps, please welcome Mr & Mrs Worth and their son, Tam.
• plump - Please welcome Mr & Mrs Bucktoo and their son Tim
• spliggo - Say, who are these young thespian gentlemen - can it be Messrs Naco, Ritious, (ouch!) Gadishoo, Scow and Naghan? Indeed it is - five guys named Mo!
• widey - Hmmmmm I'm not the only one who posted none-place related names, see above!!! and Digest was something for the readers, fna, fna,.......
• Rosie - Please welcome Mr and Mrs Buzzard and their son Leighton. (plump) Why didn't I think of that one? :-)
• Software - From darkest Wiltshire, please welcome Mr & Mrs Malford and their son, Christian. Ditto, Rosie.
• Spliggo - Will you please put your hands together for the Issippi children and their cousins, the Issouris.
• SNodgrass - And, yes, the rumour is true, here is Mr and Mrs Ana and their eldest son Guy
• Sodgrass - And just behind I see Mr and Mrs Snia-Herzegovinia and their son Bo
• ImNotJohn - Mr & Mrs Mington-Spa and their son Lee [Rosie] Not Chaldon, by any chance?
• spliggo - and making their presence heard, the OK Chorale with their lead Singa - Pore
• Rosie - Please welcome Mr and Mrs Per and their daughter Bel. (ImNotJohn) No, not Chaldon, but Hamsey Green, the Warlingham half.
• Herr Bratsche - Mr & Mrs Lock and their son Matt.
• plump - Please welcome from the West Indies it's Bob Haydoss and Jim Acre
• ImNotJohn - Not to forget their Aunt Ega and her friend Martin Eek.
  And who's that over-trendily dressed older man? It must be Trini's Dad
• plump - Please welcome Mr & Mrs Jeers and their son Al
• Greg - sad
• Rosie - Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Monton and their son Ed.
• Rosie - Closely followed by Mr and Mrs Ngay and their son Harry.
• st d - Oh look, here's Crystal Palace, withher twin sister, Alexandra.
• widey - Mr & Mrs Aviv and their son Tel
• Falstaff - Please welcome Mrs. Elsa Ware, her fledgeling daughters Della, Summer, Anna, Averi, and their dashing brother Noah.
• Falstaff - OOPS! [Of vital interest to any and all unattached gentlemen present] We are delighted to announce the arrival of their maidenly Aunt, Bee.
• Greg - Please Welcome Mr Clothesof twice married and his son oliver
• plump - Please welcome Mr & Mrs Otho and their son Les who changed their names by deed poll from Mrs & Mrs Utoland and son Baz
• Herr Bratsche - From Russia, Vlad E Vostok, and from central Asia, Sam Markand.
• Rosie - Please welcome our American guests, Mr and Mrs Tucky and their son Ken. This game is slowing up. Anyone for a change of subject?
• Snodgrass - [Rosie] I agree. Any suggestions ?
• Uncle Korky -

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  I would like to invite all-comers to The Cowboys and Indians Ball.
  Please welcome Mr & Mrs Oon, and their daughter Sal.
• Chalky - Sorry - the horrid Indians aren't playing properly...
  Mornington Crescent
• Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Chalky*
• ImNotJohn - A tad abrupt, I thought - Sioux will be upset

This is the end of the line. There is no more.