The chairperson selects an object/idea/whatever and announces whether it's animal, vegetable, mineral, and/or abstract. The others have to ask questions to figure out what it is. Whomever guesses the object correctly is given the chair for the next round; repeat ad nauseam.

And so it begins...

  • Boolbar - Yikes!
    OK so let's go for . . . . . ANIMAL
  • Bob the dog - Kate Bush?
  • Boolbar
    [BtD] No. I thought that might be too predictable. :o)
  • Chalky - 2 legs?
    Well done Boolbar (bit of a geezer) :-). I'm determined to get the answer one day soon. It keeps happening just as I'm on the verge of nailing it - but get called away for something trivial, like earning a living.
  • Inkspot - Is it native to one particular continent?
    whereas migratory birds are incontinent.
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] No. But keep guessing. This might be your lucky day.
    [Inkspot] It originated from one continent.
  • rab - Extant?
  • Raak - Mankind?
  • Kayl - Would that continent be Australia?
  • Chalky - Furry?
  • Bob the dog - A hamster?
  • Inkspot - Insect?
    Even a bee can cross continents
  • Boolbar
    [rab] Technically, no. Physically yes.
    [Raak] No.
    [Kayl] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [BtD] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • rab - Is it a single instance of a deceased thing?
  • Boolbar
    [rab] Yes.
    By heck! It can be difficult deciding what the answers should be sometimes. But nice to see how people can go along the wrong tangent.
  • Chalky - A fossil?
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] No.

    I'm off home now. I might be able to check in later, otherwise it will be 09:00 GMT tomorrow before I'm back.

  • Chalky - Actually - fossils would be mineral. Is it an animal product?
  • rab - The Iceman?
    I don't think so, since that would have two legs... so...
  • rab - Is it on show at a museum (or similar institution) somewhere?
  • Ibid - Was it a mammal?
  • Ibid - Was it a horse? If so, was it 'Seabiscuit'
    Since there is a film about that one out...
  • Inkspot - Did it die within the last 50 years?
  • Tuj - Is it the proverbial dead do-do?
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] I wouldn't call it an animal product no.
    [rab] (a) No. (b) A copy might be but I don't know to be sure.
    [Ibid] (a) Yes. (b) No.
    [Inkspot] It did cease to 'exist' in the last 50 years but I guess it is also still alive. (Is this a clue?)
    [Tuj] No.
  • Inkspot - Is the species particular/associated to one continent?
    As in kangeroos - Australia
    Penguin - Antartica
    I know its a blind alley, but I'm a bit lost at the moment.
  • Inkspot - Is it a named animal?
    ie;Shep the dog / Shergar
  • Bob the dog - Is it a dead human?
    In which case that narrows it down to mere 7,098,764,098,76410 :o)
  • Bob the dog - Elvis?
    Dead but still alive?
  • Raak - Jake the Peg?
  • Chalky - Is it part of an animal?
  • Inkspot - Is it smallpox?
    A good nights sleep, a disease that was eradicated but still alive in labs, are there any others?
  • Boolbar
    Hmmm, perhaps I better fill in a few gaps.
    [Inkspot 1] 'It' is associated with one country - but didn't always stay there. 'It' might be there now, or spread around more than one country - I don't know 'its' exact whereabouts at this moment.
    [Inkspot 2] 'It' has a name and I'd be surprised if anyone here had not heard of 'it'.
    [BtD 1] No.
    [BtD 2] No.
    [Raak] No. But at least someone is starting to think around the "not 2 legs" bit.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Inkspot 3] No.

    I think it is the existence thing that may cause confusion (it confuses me). 'It' no longer exists in a similar way to the last MC pilg not existing any more.

  • Raak - Is it a team or group of people?
  • Raak - Is it Monty Python?
  • Raak - (by which I mean the Monty Python crew, not the nonexistent person of Monty Python him/her/itself)
  • Boolbar
    [Raak 1] YES! [Raak 2] No.
  • Chalky - A political connection?
  • Raak - Ok, it's Monty Python.
    Have I won?
  • Raak
    Sorry, misreading on my part...
  • Raak - Is it a sporting team?
    If so, I've absolutely no chance of gettting it.
  • Bob the dog - Is it the Welsh?
  • Bob the dog - Btd - no.
    Oh, er, they still exist.
  • Bob the dog - Anything to do with music?
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] Political? None that I know of
    [Raak] Sporting? No.
    [BtD] Music? YES!
  • Software - Bum, simulpost! Blaah!
  • Raak - The Beatles?
  • Darren - Assuming it's not the Beatles, is it European?
  • Bob the dog - Rock music?
    If Raak is wrong we will need something to go on. I want Chalky to win this one...(I was going to say "I'm rooting for Chalky" but that didn't sound quite right).
  • Boolbar
    [Raak] No. [Darren] Yes. [BtD] I wouldn't say so, more "Pop". I'm not sure why I picked them, except they are well known and they popped into my head first.
  • Boolbar - Can I have a 'p' please?
    I didn't make that clear. They are definitely pop, with a capital 'P'.
  • Chalky - Abba?
    Ooooh Bob!
  • Chalky - British?
    sorry to have 2 goes - I'm a bit busy this morning, so have to make the most of being on site.
  • Chalky - Does it begin with a 'P'? [Was that a clue?]
    now I'm being REALLY pushy. It was the rooting what did it.
  • Boolbar - Rooting and tooting
    [Chalky] Super trooper! Abba it is! Here, have a chair....
  • Bob the dog - Excellent Boolbar.
    Yeaaa for Chalky!
  • Chalky - *ANIMAL, VEGETABLE, MINERAL & ABSTRACT*
    Many thanks for the support, Bob - I shall wear it with pride.
  • Boolbar - Is it The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
    What! All 4?
  • Raak - Is the animal aspect human?
  • Chalky - Boolbar - No. Raak - YES
    [Boolbar] The Abstract element should really be bracketted - I thought it might offer a clue - and judging by your first guess, which ain't 'alf bad, I did the right thing.
  • Boolbar - Is the human aspect, one person?
  • Inkspot - Is it an event?
    Teset the water, dipping in my little toe!
  • Raak - Is the abstract aspect due to its being a collection, assemblage, group, etc.?
  • Bob the dog - Is it 'Australia'?
  • Darren - Is it a product of the entertainment industry?
  • Chalky - Boolbar - No. Inkspot - Yes. Raak - mostly Yes. Bob - No. Darren - Yes.
  • Ibid - Is it for charity?
  • Boolbar - Does it involve eating?
  • Kayl - Woodstock?
  • Darren - Is it a performance?
  • Kayl - Is it a musical performance?
    Backtracking slightly.
  • Software - Chealsea flower show?
  • Chalky - Ibid - Don't think so. Boolbar - it might do. Kayl - No. Darren - YES. Kayl - music comes into it, yes. Softers - No :-)
  • Boolbar - Is it a pantomime?
  • Inkspot - Is it an outdoor performance?
  • Chalky - Boolbar - It isn't regarded as such. Inkspot - No.
    Funnily enough, I had considered Dracula - The Vampire Strikes Back! as a possible [and very topical] object for guessing.
  • Raak - Has this performance happened already this year?
  • Chalky - Raak - Yes.
  • Raak - Will it happen again this year?
  • Raak - Does it happen on television?
  • Inkspot - Was it held in the Royal Albert Hall?
  • Bob the dog - Is it taking place in London?
  • Software - The Eurobore Song Contest?
  • Chalky - Raak - (1) Yes (2) Occasionally. Inkspot - No. Bobthedog - Yes. Softers - No.
  • Bob the dog - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
  • Boolbar - Does it have anything to do with Andrew Lloyd Weber?
  • Kayl - Is it a musical?
  • Chalky - Boolbar - good question but No. Kayl - bit late but Yes. Bob the dog - Of all the musicals in all the West End - ya had to go an' pick the RIGHT ONE!
    Well guessed Sir! [with admirable back-up from Boolbar, Raak and Darren]. As I'm not around much until Monday night - I'm rather pleased that one went so quickly. The CHAIR is yours ....
  • Kayl
    Bah humbug. My time will come!
  • Bob the dog
    This I did not expect - thank you Chalky - were you rooting too?! Kayl - good luck! OK - ABSRACT.
  • Raak - Fermat's Last Theorem?
  • Inkspot - Is an action?
  • Kayl - It is a concept?
    [BtD] Ta. :)
  • Bob the dog
    Raak - no.
    Inkspot - no.
    Kayl - in a way - but misleading to say yes.
  • DrQu+xum - Standard question. Is it found *solely* on earth?
  • Software - Is it in any way scientific?
  • Inkspot - Is it a verbal expression?
  • Raak - Is it possible to make one using only common household items?
  • Riff - Is it religious in nature?
  • Kim - Is it art?
  • Bob the dog - "Ah! The little grey cells..." Hercule Poirot
    Dr Q - strictly speaking yes.
    Software - not generally considered to be.
    Inkspot - not in the usual sense.
    Raak - yes.
    Riff - no.
    Kim - no.
  • Dujon - A brainwave?
  • Rosie - Is it a mistake of some kind?
    The "yes" answer to Raak's question seems to make it a material object, yet it cannot be, being Abstract. Therefore . . .
  • Inkspot - Is it a term to describe a collection of objects?
  • Raak - Does it involve words?
  • Bob the dog
    Dujon - lovely, but no.
    Rosie - no.
    Inkspot - no.
    Raak - no.
  • Riff - Life?
  • Raak - Does it involve sounds?
  • Bob the dog
    Riff - no.
    Raak - It can be expressed in sound.
    [Rosie] I have chosen something that is abstract but can be represented in a physical, tangible way using a range of media, many of which are commonly found around the average house.
  • Bob the dog
    Raak - Your question 'does it involve words' was close - perhaps rephrase it.
  • Kayl - Does it involve waves?
  • Darren - Does it involve writing?
  • Tuj - Is it a single abstract thing, or a group of... abstract things?
    It's not 'A badly phrased question', is it?
  • Breadmaster - Could it be considered a kind of message?
  • Rosie - A song?
  • snorgle - A painting?
  • Bob the dog
    Kayl - no.
    Darren - it does.
    Tuj - not a y/n question - but I'm thinking of a single abstract thing.
    Breadmaster - not on its own.
    Rosie - no.
    snorgle - no.
  • Ibid - Does it require any electrical equipment to occur?
  • Raak - Calligraphy?
  • Raak - Does it have to do with musical notation?
  • Inkspot - Is it a kitchen drama?
  • Bob the dog
    Ibid - no.
    Raak - no.
    Raak - no.
    Inkspot - no.
    Raak is getting warmer.
  • Kayl - Can it be written down?
  • Kayl - Does it come in different types?
  • Raak
    Can be expressed in a variety of physical ways, including sound; involves writing but not calligraphy, words or musical notation; is not on its own a message; no batteries required. Thinkthinkthink...
  • Raak - Is it an emotion?
  • Riff - or an idea?
  • Inkspot - Does it normally create a positive response?
  • LotUS - It's not actually 'music' is it?
    ...but then that would through the musical notation question out. Hmmm...
  • LotUS - Is it musical ability?
    Sorry for jumping in again like this.
  • Bob the dog
    Kayl - 1) YES, 2) YES.
    Raak - 1) It does involve writing but it is not calligraphy (I think this is slightly different from your interpretation of my answer - 'calligraphy' is not the answer, however, this thing can be expressed using calligraphy. 'Words' is a little more complex - it is involved in words but is not a word if you see what I mean...
    Raak - 2) no.
    Riff - not really.
    Inkspot - not positive or negative.
    LotUS - 1) no. 2) no.(Keep jumping in!)
  • Raak - The Koran?
  • Riff - Is it the alphabet?
    Or if not the alphabet itself, is it a particular letter?
    [Raak] It's not religious.
  • Riff
    Er, since you've said there's more than one type, maybe I should specify our alphabet, as distinct from, say, the Chinese one.
  • Raak - A word?
  • Bob the dog
    Raak - no.
    Riff - 1) no. 2) yes!
    Raak - no.
  • Riff - B?
  • Bob the dog
    Riff - no.
  • Riff - *sigh*
    Well, I don't want to be a bastard by making 25 more guesses in a row, so I'll just guess "Q", and then I'm going to bed...
  • Bob the dog
    Riff - no.
    Bearing in mind that everyone should now have an equal chance - from now on I should ration guesses to one at a time - no multiple guesses (e.g. Is it A, C, D, E?) and no posting twice without allowing another player to have a turn. And I'll take first answers only. There is a clue in my first posting of this game...
  • Inkspot - I'll chose the last letter of my third sons name 'M'
  • Riff - T?
  • Raak - A?
  • Kayl - O?
  • Rosie - K?
    (B t D) Everyone should observe these conventions anyway.
  • Breadmaster - F?
    Presumably the musical connection means it is a letter from A to G...
  • rab - H?
    Recall that the Germans extend the musical alphabet for some superstitious reason that escapes me for the moment.
  • Tuj - Pfff. C?
  • Riff
    Er... Raak's question "Does it have to do with musical notation?" was answered "No."
  • rab - X
    In which case I retract the H (so don't answer on that one) and invoke the mathematically unknown gambit.
  • snorgle - T?
    I'm guessing T because you spelt abstract as "ABSRACT" in your first posting..
  • Bob the dog
    Sorry snorgle you got the right clue but Riff has already tried the letter 'T' - the RIGHT ANSWER! Congratulations Riff the chair is yours...
  • Riff
    Joy! [Bob]Thank you, sir -- good game!
    Okay: Abstract, but with an arguable Mineral connection.
  • snorgle - The Midas Touch?
    Curses, if it wasn't for you pesky kids.. :) I hadn't noticed Riff's guess actually..
  • Riff - I post like the ninja!
    [snorgle] Nope.
  • Rosie - Is the mineral water?
    And I don't mean Mineral Water.
  • Riff
    [Rosie] No.
  • Raak - The Diamond Sutra?
  • Software - Is it a human concept?
  • Riff
    [Raak] No.
    [Software] Er... yes... although I may be interpreting that question differently than you intended it. A bit vague.
  • Bob the dog - Is it the planet Tatooine?
  • Riff
    [Bob] No.
  • Boolbar - Is it this game?
    I was pondering whether this game would be counted as Mineral or Abstract only the other day.
  • snorgle - Is it related to a specific country?
  • Software - Would it apply to smething humans do in everyday life?
  • Inkspot - Is it a title of a film?
  • Raak - The Rock of Ages?
  • Riff
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Snorgle] It could be, but isn't generally.
    [Software] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Sort of, but only coincidentally.
    [Raak] No.
  • Boolbar - Is it something to do with computers?
  • Inkspot - Is it connected to travel?
  • Raak - Taking coals to Newcastle?
  • Rosie - Does it involve communication?
    (Boolbar) This game itself must be Abstract, possibly with Mineral connections. No pun intended.
  • st dogmael - Is it something people generally will pay for ?
    thought i would add my rare tuppence worth over here.
  • Riff
    [Boolbar] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Not inherently.
    [Raak] What?
    [Rosie] Yes.
    [st d] No.
  • Bob the dog - is it Pi?
  • rab - Is in an email?
  • Raak
    [Riff] I guess that's a no. (To take coals to Newcastle, erstwhile centre of the former British coalmining industry, is like selling refridgerators to Eskimos.)
  • Raak - Is it something that people do?
  • Bigsmith - Is it an internet chatroom?
    Selling sand to Arabia
  • Software - Software?
  • Riff
    [Bob] No.
    [rab] No.
    [Raak] Ah, I see. 'No' is correct.
    [Raak] Oog. Nnno... and then again, yes. Put it this way: it's a noun that's frequently verbed. That's probably a real giveaway, right there.
    [Bigsmith] No. [Software] Well, no, but some might argue.
  • Bob the dog - Does it need electricity to operate?
  • Inkspot - Is it a browser?
  • Riff
    [Bob] Yes.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • rab - By 'computer' do we mean a traditional desktop device, in the main? If not, is it an SMS text?
  • Raak - A mobile phone ring tone?
  • Riff
    [rab] Yes we do.
    [Raak] No.
  • Kayl - Is it Google?
  • LotUS - Is it websurfing?
  • Riff
    Bing bing bing!
    Google it is! Kayl takes the win!
  • Riff - Oh, and here's a line:
  • Kayl?? - - where are you?
    Congrats! - Btd.
  • snorgle - kayl
    I think he's hiding.. Is that him?
  • Kayl - Right here
    Sorry, temperamental computer here. I'm afraid the noun/verb did rather give it away. Ok new one: Mineral/Vegetable is probably the best way of describing it.
  • Bob the dog - Is it edible?
  • Boolbar - Is the vegetable part wood?
  • Chalky - Is it smaller than an average sized collie dog?
  • Raak - A salted peanut?
  • Inkspot - Is it hand made?
  • snorgle - Is it a diamond-studded carrot?
    you never know..
  • BNob the dog - ...or anything to do with Belgium?
  • Bob the dog - BNob? Argh!
  • Stalky
    Btd - Heh heh heh!
  • Kayl
    [Btd]YES. Damn, too easy. [Boolbar] No. [Chalky] Size doesn't really come into it. [Raak] No. [Inkspot] To a certain extent, but I wouldn't follow that fish. [snorgle] No, but what a fantastic idea. [Bnob] I first came across it in Belgium as it happens, but no, it's not essentially Belgian.
  • Schalky - Can you buy it in a supermarket?
  • Boolbar - Is it something that can be drunk?
  • Kayl
    [Schalky] Yes.
    [Boolbar] Yes.
  • rab - Is it alcoholic?
  • Raak - Is it some sort of flavoured mineral water?
  • Boolbar - Is the mineral part the glass container of the liquid?
  • Chalksy - Wine?
  • Kayl
    [rab]No.
    [Raak]No.
    [Boolbar]No.
    [Chaskly]No.
  • Bob the dog - Is it a 'fast' food?
  • Bob the dog - Or a soup?
  • Inkspot - Is it sold in cans?
  • Kayl
    [BtD]1. It can be served pretty fast.
    2.No.
    [Inkspot]It can be.
  • Boolbar - Is it seafood?
  • Chalkiest - Coca-Cola? [or pepsi Cola]
  • Raak - Is water the mineral part?
  • Bob the dog - I'd opt for Whole Earth Organic Cola with real cola nut extract. Is it that?
    Oh my goodness, I sound like a hippy. Man.
  • Inkspot - Is it Bed Bull?
  • Kayl
    [Boolbar]No.
    [UnChalk]No.
    [Raak]No.
    [Bob]No, sounds lovely though.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • rab - Although it can be drunk, is it generally regarded as a drink?
  • Chorky - Tonic Water?
  • snorgle - Is it Goldshlager?
    You know, that cinnamon spirit with gold flecks. Is that even healthy, imbibing a heavy metal?
  • Inkspot - Is it served hot?
  • Boolbar - Does it contain tomato?
  • Breadmaster - Is it fizzy?
  • Kayl
    [rab]Yes, but I'd continue along this line of questioning if I were you.
    [Pchalky] No. [snorgle]Sounds lovely, but no. [Inkspot]It can be. [Breadmaster]No.
  • Kayl - Woop, sorry.
    [Boolbar] No.

    I really can't get the hang of these < br > breaks.

  • Boolbar - Is it Norfolk Punch?
  • Kayl
    No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a dip to accompany food?
  • Kayl
    Not conventionally.
  • Ibid - Is it normally served in a bottle?
  • Chortly - Is it savoury?
  • Kayl
    [Ibid]Yes.
    [Shorty]No.
  • Bob the dog - Is it medicinal?
  • Raak - Soya sauce?
  • Boolbar - Does it contain cheese?
  • Inkspot - Is is made from a particular fruit or vegetable?
  • Kayl
    [Bob] I can never decide whether to put Bob or BtD, no. [Raak]No. [Boolbar]I can't give you that. [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Kayl
    [Boolbar] Yes that was a hint.
  • Raak - Does it contain lemons?
  • Bob the dog - Is it milk?
    Kayl] Put 'Bob'. I sometimes use Btd (never BtD). Bob's nice, I like 'Bob'.
  • Riff
    [i]Egg Nog?[/i]
  • Riff
    D'oh. Stupid chat-board meta-tags. Egg Nog.
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it milkshake?
  • Zooological Keeper - smoothie?
  • Inkspot - Is it a fondue?
    Moving off at a tangent and trying to tie up in my mind, Boolbar - Is the mineral part the glass container of the liquid? (no), and Ibid - Is it normally served in a bottle?(yes)
  • snorgle - soya milk?
    Riff - if you put your answer in the bit that says Apropos you don't need tags - its automatically italicised.
  • Breadmaster - Is it sweet?
    [Inkspot] Maybe it contains salt.
    If this thing were milk or a product thereof, would that make it animal? And if so, eeeeoooo!
  • Chalkee - Coconut milk?
  • Kayl
    [Raak]No.
    [Bob]Yes, but as a characteristic of the final answer.
    [Riff]No.[Zoo Keep]No on both counts.
    [Inkspot]No.
    [snorgle]No.
    [Breadmaster]No.
    [Talky]No.
  • rab - Is it a milk derivative, like yoghurt?
  • Kayl
    In a sense.
  • Raak - Lassi?
  • Chalkety - Sour cream?
    I have to confess - all this talk of milk and milk derivatives is confusling me, knowing that this is a 'Vegetable/Mineral' thing.
  • Inkspot - Is it Danone Actimel Yogurt Drink?
    or similar done by Yakult healthy bacteria drink.
  • Boolbar - Is it a product for people who can't have (or don't want) dairy products?
  • Riff
    Ahh... Soy Milk.
  • Kayl
    [Raak]No.
    [Khalcy]No. The mineral refers to the minerals you find in milk, like Calcium.
    [Inkspot]No.
    [Boolbar]No.[Riff]No.

    You're following the wrong fish I should mention.

  • snorgle - Irn Bru?
    Made from girrders!
  • Bob the dog - Mineral water?
    Oooh!
  • Bob the dog - A cup of tea?
  • Chalkers - Coffee?
  • Riff - A frappucino?
    Or perhaps a nice hot mug of melted Cheddar?
  • Angus Prune - Cafe Latte extra foam?
  • Zooological Keeper - Danone Activ?
    It is, in fact, Herbie, a plate of steak and chips...
  • Bob the dog - Horlicks?
    Yumma!
  • rab - Is it purchased in liquid form? I'm thinking powdered milk?
    I have to say, this is really confusing me...
  • Chocky - Hot chocolate?
    me too rab - I suppose the next batch of replies might help. Kayl?
  • Inkspot - Is it a hot chocoalte malt drink?
  • Inkspot - Is it normally consumed from the recepticle it has been bought in?
    I've been trying to join together some of the yes answers with the maybes but to no avail put together they have completley thrown me; is a milk derivitive like yogurt(in a sense), that is a drink, can be served hot, normally served in a bottle, milk is a characteristic of the final answer, can be sold in cans.
  • Boolbar - Is it a sauce?
  • Raak - Stone soup?
  • Lib - Instant coffee?
    which in my opinion is evil.
  • Inkspot - Is it made from a particular fruit?
    Going back a couple of questions as I didn't chase up the 'yes' made from a particular fruit or vegetable.
  • Dixy
    Lovells milky lunch bar?
  • Boolbar - Cheesey Peas?
  • Chalky - Would it be served in a café?
    Oh dear. Having returned after 3 hours, I was rather hoping this one would be wrapped up by now. It is rather reminiscent of the PantsMC game - y'know the sort of thing - no replies for aeons; conflicting clues, etc etc. Some people [no names] used to get a bit tetchy. Great fun.
  • Kayl
    [snorgle]No.
    [Bob]2(No)
    [Chalkos]No
    [Riff]no
    [Angus]No
    [Zoo Keep]No
    [Bob]No
    [rab]Usually liquid, extreme examples can be solid (clue!)
    [Chucky]No.
    [Inkspot]No.
    [Inkspot]It isn't normally consumed.
    [Boolbar]No
    [Raak]No
    [Lib]No
    [Inkspot]No, vegetable: grass.
    [Dixy]No.
    [Boolbar]No
    [Chalky] Not if you're lucky. Sorry about this, I've tried to give more clues.
  • Boolbar - Is it a cleaning product?
  • rab - Is it some sort of plant food?
  • Kayl
    [Boolbar]No.
    [rab]No.

    Ok, you're veering off in the wrong direction here guys. Stick with types of milk.

  • Raak - Does it contain milk from a cow?
  • Kayl
    [Raak]Any milk is possible, but cow milk is how you've most likely come across it.
  • Inkspot - Is it mixed with someting else before being a drink?
    Definitly a daft question when it is not consumed but is a drink.
  • Inkspot - Is it for human rather than animals to drink but not consume?
    Chalky] ...and while I'm at it...!! who's getting tetchy?
  • Chalky - sap?
  • Raak - Does it contain caffeine?
  • Kayl
    [Inkspot]No.
    [Inkspot]Yes. Sorry, I see the confusion. It is a drink, a form of milk, I'm just saying you wouldn't want to drink it.
    [Chalky]No.
    [Raak]No.
  • Kayl
    To clarify the clarification: it is a drink in the measure that it is drinkable.
  • Ibid - It's not milk of magnesia is it?
    I mean, it's a laxative, so you wouldn't want to drink it...
  • Chalkesy - Ibid - Medicinal was eliminated
  • Kayl
    [Ibid]No, form of cow milk that you wouldn't want to drink.
  • Raak - Is it beestings?
  • Kayl
    Raak]The sting of bees? No.
  • Kayl
    Ah, just looked it up. No.
  • Chalky - the cud? [as in ...chewing the]
  • Boolbar - Milk that has gone off?
  • Kayl
    [Chalky]No.
    [Boolbar] YES! YES! YES!
  • Kayl
    Well done Boolbar, that was quite painful. I was actually thinking of Sour Milk. Have a line:
  • rab - Hmmmm
    You see, I would have answered no to this question.
  • Kayl
    Sorry about that, I guess you have to set a definition of 'drink'.
  • Raak - Beestings
    [Kayl] Beestings is the watery milk that is first produced after a cow has had a calf, a fact which I only know because it was the first or last entry in one of the pages of Chambers Dictionary (Mid-Century Edition, 1953) in our house when I was growing up, and therefore was repeated in the header of the page.
  • Chalkiness - Hmmmm
    Not that I was desperate to win that particular round because I have been in the chair quite recently - but my guess of 'Sour Cream' received an unequivocal thumbs down with nary a hint that I might be on the right lines. But I'm not bitter :-) We had 'milk' in a Pants game [sorry to keep banging on about Pantics] and it was definitely an ANIMAL. The bacteria that cause it to go 'off' are arguably animal aswell.
  • rab - Clarse-ification
    I was wondering whether the product of an animal should be defined as animal, and I decided no on the grounds that anything man-made would therefore by extension also be animal.
  • Chalky - digging in
    Butter? Lamb Chop? Surely anything 'man-made' should be classified by its material composition?
  • rab - Well yes
    Absolutely - hence why it would be inconsistent to describe milk as animal because it's made of minerals but produced by a cow, but a CD mineral cos it's made of plastic and produced by a human.
  • Chalky - milking it
    Now your tending towards syllogism :-) We're arguing on two fronts here - firstly 'What is milk'? which we disagree on; secondly 'anything man-made should be classified by its material composition' which we agree on. I don't see the logical step from one to the other. Perhaps I'm a bit tired.
  • Riff - it's brown and sounds like a bell
    [Chalky] If milk, an animal by-product, is 'animal', what about dung? By your argument it's 'animal', but surely it's 'vegetable', since that's what the cow ate. Or possibly 'mineral', if you figure it's been broken down that far.
  • Chalky - talking of turds
    Yes, I hear [see] what you're saying, Riff. We had an extensive discussion when this game began, much along the lines of this little spat, ie. how far should we break things down. I can't remember whether it was on the first page of this game or in the Banter Game and I can't be arsed to search back 'cause it's way past my bedtime. But just as a parting shot, and because I'm feeling mischievous - further to your cowdung theory - would you differentiate between the solid waste products of a meat-eating human and a vegetarian?
  • Dujon - Minutiae
    Bloody Hell! It's hard enough when you are in the seat to attempt to answer questions in a manner which does not mislead without having each move analysed when the game is over.
    Whilst I must admit the discussion has been most entertaining, Kayl, you have my sympathy. Regardless, carry on the discussion - assuming that Boolbar doesn't produce the gavel; as I said 'tis amusing to follow the arguments of logic. ... ;-)
  • Riff - poo ingredients
    Mainly, I would hope that none of us would choose "the contents of a vegetarian's colon" for a topic. But, yes, I would probably call the vegetarian's waste 'vegetable' and the meat-eater's 'animal and vegetable' (since the meat-eater presumably doesn't live solely on meat... although, another animal -- a cheetah, say...)

    I really shouldn't have brought this up, should I?

  • Raak - Bringing things up
    [Riff] I hope you're not bringing it up, or you'd be suffering from major digestive malfunction!
  • Kim - Can we get on with it now, please?
    [Riff] Rotter! "The content of a vegetarian's colon" was exactly the topic I was going to choose if I got into the chair. I would have set it as abstract since its animal, vegetable or mineral content could not be ascertained without removing it from the colon in question.
  • Kayl
    I do love sparking linguistic controversy.
  • Boolbar
    Blimey! I thought that was a question leading towards the correct answer, not the answer itself. OK, I'll try and pick something simple that shouldn't lead to confusion (ha!) and get someone else in the chair. VEGETABLE
  • Riff
    [Kim] I do apologise. Let me offer you, as a replacement, my backup idea: a chocolate-covered billiard ball. No one'll ever guess that.

    Oops!

  • Riff - Oh, right, the game.
    Is it commonly used as food?
  • Boolbar
    [Riff] No. And it isn't a chocolate-covered billiard ball either.
  • Inkspot - Is it a single item made from wood that I can throw at my pc?
    I'm only doing this because the server has been down all morning....STRESSED!!
  • Raak - Is it something manufactured?
  • rab - Does it have a practical application?
    [Chalky] Spat is not the word I would have used, friendly banter seems more appropriate somehow. Do we agree though that the classification is purely on composition, and method of production doesn't come into it?
  • Boolbar
    [Inkspot] To answer your Q as a whole. Not likely.
    [Raak] No.
    [rab] By-products could have practical applications.
  • Chalky - Is it A vegetable in its natural state?
    [rab] Agreed - I should have prefaced the word 'spat' with the adjective 'friendly'. It was pure mischief on my part and I really should have remember that such posturing doesn't necessarily transfer well on to the screen. [Material composition - yes, which is why I still think milk should have in part an 'animal' classification :-)]
  • Chalky - Riff's question?
    [Boolbar] The food one.
  • Chalky - Aha - just seen the answer to Riff's question
    [Boolbar] Sorry - now where are my specs?
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] Using dictionary.com :
    A plant cultivated for an edible part or the edible part of such a plant - No.
    A member of the vegetable kingdom; a plant - Yes
  • Inkspot - Is it a living plant?
    As in an oak tree rather than oak.

    The public library - such an oasis of calm.

  • Kim - Is it Michael Howard?
  • Raak - Is it a whole plant?
  • Breadmaster - Is it a single, particular thing (as opposed to, say, oak trees in general)?
    Ha, nice to see I'm not the only one capable of starting minute pedantic arguments. See, everything is mineral really, and animal and vegetable are just more or less arbitrarily defined subsets of it, aren't they?

    [Kim] Unrelatedly, some friends and I once spent a lunchtime trailing after Michael Howard surreptitiously through Folkestone town centre. Our stalking attempt was foiled when he drove off in a very flash car. Curses!
  • Boolbar
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Kim] Great Guess! But No.
    [Raak] Yes.
    [Breadmaster] Taking your 'Oak Tree' senario. I was thinking of a single thing like "An Oak Tree" as opposed to "All Oak Trees" or "Some Oak Trees", but I would give the chair to any of those three as they would be close enough.
  • rab - Is it a tree?
  • Lib - Is it a maple tree?
    Shame its not a Shrubbery! I want a shrubbery.
  • snorgle - A rosebush?
    [Lib]Don't we all? :)
  • Boolbar
    [rab] YES!
    [Lib] No.
    [snorgle] No.
  • rab - Is it indigenous to the UK? Silver birch?
    Bugger, off for the weekend so probably won't get this one...
  • Raak - Is it an evergreen?
  • Boolbar
    [rab] It can be found in the UK but AFAIK isn't a native (except possibly scotland?).
    [Raak] Yes.
  • Bob the dog - Is it a Christmas Tree?
  • Boolbar
    [Btd] No. But I suppose it could be used as one.
  • snorgle - Douglas fir?
  • Kim - Scots Pine?
    *Sings* "Ohhh, aahm a lumberjack and aahm OK, aah sleep all night and aah work all day!"
  • Raak - Spruce?
  • Boolbar
    [snorgle,Kim,Raak] - No, to all of you. Strange that is the second Monty Python reference (clue?)
  • Dujon - Holly?
    As in 'Holly Grail' and 'Hollywood Bowl". ... :-)
  • snorgle - the Larch? The larch.
    How to recognise trees from quite far away.
  • Riff - Cedar?
  • Kayl - The tallest tree in the forest?
  • GHFHJ - JGJG
    OJVVNBVJKNNJNHVJ
  • Kayl
    Well done.
  • Breadmaster
    Goddammit it, Snorgle must have it. Ghfhj's guess was pretty good though.
  • Boolbar
    Episode 12B. How to recognise different types of trees from quite a long way away. No. 1. The Larch. The Larch. - congrats to snorgle! Take it away . . . . .
  • snorgle - Animal
    the monty python hint gave it away, really..now, let's see..
  • Raak - Human?
  • plump - Warm blooded?
  • Inkspot - Is it a living, entity with polymorhing abilities?
    Moving right along to Red Dwarf.
  • Inkspot - ...or is it something made from a dead animal?
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it dairy?
    To eliminate confusion as early as possible, or at least to try to! :)
  • snorgle - Raak - yes; plump - yep; Inkspot - no and I'll throw in the fact that it doesn't have 4 eyebrows either for free; Inkspot - ugh, no!;ZK - no.
  • Z.K. - Is it Michael Howard?
  • Riff - Male?
  • Kim - Presently alive?
    Some told me recently that there are currently more people living than have ever lived. Can this be true?
  • snorgle - zk - no; kim - yes
    kim - click here re:population for some info..
  • plump - Four legged?
  • Riff - Spurned!
    Oh sure, ignore my question, go on, I don't care. I hate this game anyway.
    *sniff*
  • Inkspot - Are they lsted on celebdaq?would you recommend buying shares in them?
  • Raak - Is the person known as a politician?
    Carefully phrased to be independent of whether the person is alive or dead.
  • Breadmaster - British?
  • snorgle - Riff (sorry! it was late!) Yes. Inkspot - yes (and no cheating and getting 2 questions in one!) Breadmaster - nope.
  • Ibid - Are they a 'singer'?
    By which I mean they get money to sing, not that they necessarily have any talent...
  • Rosie - An entertainer, in the broadest sense?
    i.e. including Frank Skinner, Nickel-arse Parsons etc.
  • Breadmaster - American?
  • Kayl - Is English his (their) first language?
  • Inkspot - Is it a member of the British Royal Family?
  • Bob the dog - European?
  • Raak - Another spurnee
    What about my last question?
  • Raak - Osama bin Laden?
  • Z.K. - David Blaine?
  • barbacoa - Arnie?
  • snorgle - Ibid - no. Rosie - no. BM - no. Kayl - yes. Inkspot - no. Raak - you want to ask it again? Not Bin Laden, no. ZK - nope. barbacoa - nope.
  • barbacoa - It's not you, is it?
  • snorgle - barbacoa - no.
    Nice try, though..
  • snorgle - BTW, when a said they're not an entertainer, I meant in the sense of Frank Skinner, Nicholas Parsons ,etc. All round entertainers. That's all.
  • Raak - A sportsman?
    [snorgle] "Is the person known as a politician?" I don't see any answer to that question, or anyone else asking it. I notice Btd's "European?" has also gone unanswered.
  • Lib - Is he regularly on television?
    I'd be very happy if it was one of the Knights who say NI but I fear it won't be.
  • Riff - A movie star?
  • Kim - Is he Australian?
  • Inkspot - Someone in the world of Pop?...and would they cost more than £1.50 a share?
    One question but in two parts ...honest guv ;)
  • snorgle - Raak-I'm not deliberately not answering, you know! Therefore - not a politician, not European, not regularly on tv, not australian, not a popstar and yes, Riff, he is a movie star!
  • snorgle - sorry for ignoring you plump - not four-legged!
  • Zooological Keeper - am presuming then - an american movie star?
  • Chalky - Keanu Reeves?
  • Z.K. - ooh, yes please!
  • snorgle - Chalky - YES! But ZK- he's canadian, I thought everyone knew that! Honestly, some people..
    It's your go now, Chalky. I saw Matrix Revolutions yesterday. Am sorely disappointed! Action scenes good, characterisation awful, ending complete cop-out. At least I got to look at cute Keanu for long periods though. We actually waited until the end of the credits (through all that outrageously loud dance music) on the off chance something else would happen. I said "That is the suckiest ending ever! It's like the end of The Empire Strikes Back, but without another part to make up for it. It's just never explained." GRR!

    Audience goes wild for Chalky, whoops, cheers, outrageous hand gestures, sausages, etc.

  • Z.K. - *coughing*
    *Whilst cheering rapturously* would like to point out the order in which the entries came...I'm sure I knew he was canadian anyway. aren't all the stars canadian? eric mccormack is (I think), so is michael j fox, paul gross, mike meyers....
  • snorgle - Z.K. - it was simulposted, and you were wrong anyway..
    Dan Aykroyd, William Shatner, John Candy...
  • Chalky - * a bit embarrassed*
    I thankyou. That was somewhat akin to a lurker's victory. I haven't been around much this weekend, just popped in to catch up, hazarded a wild guess, and there you go ....
    [snorgs] Yes - I thought Matrix Rev was a pile of cack, but at least I didn't fall asleep during it [which I did during Matrix Reloaded].
    I'll post a new thingy tomorrow, if you don't mind. I HAD lined up a person, but we've just had one, so I'll attempt to think of something sparklingly original to brighten up a Monday morning :-)
  • Chalky - It's Monday morning ....
  • Chalky - ... and time for an * A B S T R A C T * thing
  • Bob the dog - Is it the gravitational relationship between Leonard Nimoy and Saturn?
    I think I've got it!
  • Bob the dog - snorgle
    sausages etc??!?
  • Software - Is it a human concept
    average opening gambit
  • rab - Can it be heard?
  • Raak
    Is it p?
    (Putting the question in the "Stance" because HTML doesn't work in Apropos.)
  • Boolbar - Is it a good book to read by Jeffrey Archer?
  • Boolbar - Is it found in a book?
  • snorgle - Is it common knowledge?
    [Btd]What is your problem with sausages? Do you want one?
  • Breadmaster - Might it be commonly considered art?
  • Bob the dog - Proper sausage
    snorgle] Yes please! I'm sausaholic.
  • Martha Farquar - Is it fictional
  • Inkspot - Is it a saying or verbal expression?
  • Rosie - Is it "the absence of Chalky"?
  • Chalky - Sorry to keep you all waiting ...
    Bob - the gravitational guess - No
    Bob - the snorgle guess - No
    Software - Sort of, yes
    rab - No
    Raak - No
    Boolbar - the J A guess - No
    Boolbar - the book guess - Yes, but most things might, wouldn't you say?
    snorgs - indeed, it is common knowledge [but that's not the answer]
    Breadmaster - No
    Bob - the proper sausage guess - No
    Marfa Farker - No
    Inkspot - It can be
    Rosie - No :-)
  • Raak - Does it have to do with language?
  • Boolbar - Is it something to do with the weather ?
  • Bob the dog - Is it an emotion?
    I really am a top sausage connoisseur. The best I've ever found come from here.
  • Bob the dog - Bugg@r
    got it wrong again, try this http://www.growingconcern.co.uk/homefarm.html
  • Chalky
    Raak - er ... No. It would be very misleading if I replied otherwise
    Boolbar - No, not directly
    Bob - Emotion - No, but it can have an effect on the emotions [Clue #1]
    Bob - Buggary - No
  • Bob the dog - is it a feeling ?
  • Riff - Does it have to do with music?
  • Inkspot - Is it an action?
  • Boolbar - Anything to do with water?
  • Chalky - being a bit negative
    Bob - No
    Riff - No
    Inkspot - Not really ... it could be ... sometimes ... vague, sorry
    Boolbar - No
  • Breadmaster - Is it an action?
    We're not getting very far with this one, are we?
  • Chalky - BM - no, especially if we don't read the last but one question :-)
  • Kim - Is is connected with the arts (other than music)
  • Kim - ?
  • Boolbar - Would it have been known about in 1900?
  • Raak - Is it made of non-abstract things?
  • Chalky
    Kim - Not really
    Boolbar - Yes
    Raak - Yes, it is 'made' of abstract AND tangible things
  • Inkspot - Is it a scientific theory or principle?
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - mmmm ... tricky. I shall say No, but your line of questioning might lead you to the right place.
  • Inkspot - Is it 'historically'attributed to one person?
  • rab - Is it a religion? (And if so, can I claim Christianity at this juncture)?
  • Riff - Can it exist/occur where there aren't any people around? Say, on Mars?
  • Bob the dog - Is it a rule or law?
  • Chalky - back again for a while :-)
    Inkspot - No
    rab - No
    Riff - Yes
    Bob - Sort of, yes.
  • Dazed5 - Is it anything to do with mathematics?
  • Chalky
    Dazed [hello darling :-)] - In a way, yes.
  • Inkspot - Is it common sense?
    ...vague I know but I'm thinking...Oh!the pain,the pain! and going by William Hague's campaign, an oft misquoted commodity, which is what you would expect really.
  • Inkspot - Pythagoras Theorem
    simulposted curses!!
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - that was one of the early questions .. snorgle's I think
    Inkspot - No..not such an obvious mathematical connection
  • Raak - Is it possible for people to make one?
  • Dujon - Gravity?
    Coming in ... yawn ... rather late.
  • Chalky - tending the night shift
    Raak - I think we've established that it's an 'it'.. therefore, it's a common perception that people can make 'it' - although they may not be aware they are [Clue#2]
    Duj - No
  • Dujon
    Sorry, Chalky, missed Btd's question earlier, I must only be slightly awake; I shall now retire.
  • Riff - Um... Is it something to do with physics?
    I'm completely at sea.
  • Chalky - throwing a lifeboat to Riff
    Riff - No.
    [all] Don't get too fixated on science [or even maths]. There are a whole bunch of questions that haven't been asked yet, which should simplify matters considerably.
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it silence?
    *throwing random things into the melting pot of ideas*
  • Zooological Keeper - reading back...
    i think I can count my own answer as no! :-) nvm, just me being inattentive...
  • Rosie - Heat?
  • Raak - A quincunx?
  • Chalky - Good morning :-)
  • Inkspot - Is it an effect rather than a cause?
    Good morning Chalky, kettles on.
  • rab - Can it be perceived by any of the five senses?
  • Chalky - I'm away for the day from about 10am ....
    .... so if this isn't wrapped up by then .. there will be a 10 hour hiatus ..
    Rosie - No
    Raak - What an interesting guess - it isn't correct but some might believe that the occurrence of such might have some bearing on 'it'.
    Inkspot - It is both a cause and effect :-)
  • rab - *coughs*
  • Bob the dog - Is it one of the seven deadly sins?
    & Rab's question?
  • Chalky
    Sorry rab :-) [I'm scurrying around a bit and missed the simulpost] Yes - and to save further questioning - All of them
    Bob - No
  • Raak - Is it a maze?
  • Chalky
    Raak - That's probably a bit too tangible for an 'abstract' :-)
  • Inkspot - The choas theory
    I googled quincunx and was pointed to the Law of Error, none the wiser so I'm stepping back as its time for a Kit-Kat.
  • rab
    Interesting - you answered "no" to the question "Can it be heard?"
  • Boolbar - Does it have something to do with the sun?
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - No
    rab - Indeed I did. It was a specific question and I would have been misleading you if, at that time, I'd answered yes. However, as 'this' can be perceived by all the senses collectively, I answered yes. I feel it may be more helpful.
    Boolbar - No, not really.
  • Chalky - Sorry - I've got a train to catch
    ... but as I am continually astounded by your collective grey matter, I fully expect the answer to be here when I return this evening. Clue#3 - it has two sides - the one I'm thinking of is the happy/desirable side.
  • Raak - Is it beauty?
  • Raak - Is it good luck?
  • Breadmaster - Is it the future?
    I keep not noticing earlier questions/answers - I do apologise, it doesn't indicate any contempt for fellow questioners/answerers on my part...
  • Bob the dog
    This summarises all that chalky answered before catching the train. I’ve taken out the wild guesses and repeated questions and added the clues at the end.

    This is an * A B S T R A C T * thing.
    It is (sort of) a human concept.
    It can’t be heard.
    Is it found in a book? Yes, but most things might, wouldn't you say?
    It is common knowledge [but that's not the answer].
    It is not commonly considered art.
    It is not fictional.
    It can be a saying or verbal expression.
    Does it have to do with language? er ... No. It would be very misleading if I replied otherwise.
    It is not directly something to do with the weather.
    It is not an emotion.
    It is not a feeling.
    Does it have to do with music? – No.
    Is it an action? - Not really ... it could be ... sometimes ... vague, sorry.
    Nothing to do with water.
    It is "not really" connected with the arts.
    It would have been known about in 1900.
    It is 'made' of abstract AND tangible things.
    Is it a scientific theory or principle? - mmmm ... tricky. I shall say No, but your line of questioning might lead you to the right place.
    It is not 'historically' attributed to one person.
    It is not a religion.
    It can exist/occur where there aren't any people around e.g. Mars.
    Is it a rule or law? - Sort of, yes.
    Is it anything to do with mathematics? - In a way, yes.
    Is it possible for people to make one? - I think we've established that it's an 'it'.. therefore, it's a common perception that people can make 'it' - although they may not be aware they are.
    It is not Gravity.
    It is not Heat.
    A quincunx? - What an interesting guess - it isn't correct but some might believe that the occurrence of such might have some bearing on 'it'.
    Is it an effect rather than a cause? - It is both a cause and effect :-)
    It can be perceived by any of the five senses.
    It is not one of the seven deadly sins.
    It is not a maze.
    It is not the chaos theory.
    Does it have something to do with the sun? - No, not really.
    - Sorry - I've got a train to catch

    [Clue #1] It is not an emotion but it can have an effect on the emotions.
    [Clue#2] It is an 'it'.. therefore, it's a common perception that people can make 'it' - although they may not be aware they are.
    “There are a whole bunch of questions that haven't been asked yet, which should simplify matters considerably”.
  • Bob the dog - Oops
    [Clue#3] - it has two sides - the one I'm thinking of is the happy/desirable side.
  • rab - Is it ambience?
  • Boolbar - Is it the act of winning?
  • Inkspot - Red Sky at Night?
    From all that, I interperet it as being a natural occurance or event, the quincunx which I interperet from a quick browse as illustrating 'randomness'(is this right), is the scientific/maths a blind alley which leads down to something measurable even on Mars
  • Kim - Does is have anything to do with the weather?
  • Kim - it
  • Software - Would I be pleased to have/be this?
  • Dazed5 - Is it 'time'?
  • Inkspot - Is it a naturally occuring event?
    I suppose I should ask in case I suppose erroneously
  • Bob the dog
    Even if Boolbar is not right, its a damn clever answer.
  • Chalky - Analysing the analysing ...
    rab - No, but getting closer
    Boolbar - No, not exactly, but excellent guess. Winning could be considered a part of 'it'
    Inkspot - No, but the portent itself has a connection
    Kim - Not directly
    Software - Yes
    Dazed - No
    Inkspot - Yes to 'occurring event' as for 'natural' - I would say more 'yes' than 'no', although the mathematics might prove otherwise [Clue#4]
  • Raak - Is it good luck?
  • Raak - Is it coincidence?
  • Chalky - You know what Raak ....?
    ..... that's close enough. The answer was 'serendipity' but as this one has dragged on for a couple of days now, it may be best to leave it that a combination of your two guesses will do nicely. [insert smiley face here] I'm pleased because I was a-rootin' an' a-tootin' for you. So whilst ...
    *the audience whoops and hollers [and exhales a collective sigh of relief] and waves handkerchiefs and garters and all manner of private apparel for that vair vair clever Raak*

    ... I shall prepare myself for the possible questioning of some of my replies :-)

  • Raak - The next object is MINERAL.
  • Inkspot - Stonehenge?
    Congrats Raak, and about bl***y well time!
  • Bob the dog - Man-made?
  • Software - Metallic?
  • Raak - Inkspot: no. Btd: yes. Software: not usually
  • Software - Used domestically?
  • Bob the dog - Is it made from a combination of materials?
  • rab - Does it have a practical function (as opposed to e.g. aesthetic)?
  • Chalky - Is it consumable?
  • Inkspot - Is it unique?
  • Raak - Software: can be, but not primarily; Btd: yes; rab: yes; Chalky: no; Inkspot: no.
  • rab - Does it require electrical power to function?
  • Raak - rab: no
  • Riff - Could you fit it inside a regular-size fridge?
  • Breadmaster - Did it exist before the eighteenth century?
  • Inkspot - Is it today primarily manufactured on a factory production line?
  • Raak - Riff: yes. Breadmaster: yes (not a lot of people know that). Inkspot: yes.
    Inkspot: But perhaps not on the scale that those words suggest.
  • Chalky - Is it a tool?
  • rab - Is it a musical instrument?
  • Raak - Chalky: yes. rab: no.
    BTW, I've just realised that it can be VEGETABLE instead of MINERAL.
  • Software - A dwelling?
  • Chalky - This tool - is its function for the 'good of man'?
  • Raak - Software: no. Chalky: isn't that the function of every tool? But no, not specifically.
  • Inkspot - Is the mineral, stone?
  • Boolbar - Is it a calculating machine of some sort?
  • snorgle - An abacus?
  • Chalky - Is the 'vegetable' sort of this tool made of wood?
    [Raak] Re 'good of man' - I meant the sort of tools that make killing machines - I should have been more precise
  • Raak - Inkspot: no; Boolbar: YES! snorgle: no; Chalky: yes
  • rab - Slide rule?
  • Boolbar - A computer?
  • Raak - Boolbar: no; rab: YES.
    Point to rab. Next!
  • Raak
    Oops, meant to include one of these:
  • rab - Coo
    Despite being sorely tempted by an abstract, I did one of those last time so I think it's only fair I plump for a more tangible MINERAL on this occasion. Guess away.
  • Boolbar - Is it man- (or woman-) made?
  • Chalky - Is it metallic?
  • Riff - Could you fit it in the fridge, next to the slide rule?
  • rab - Outstep
    Stepped out of the office for a moment to talk to my boss. We were discussing an integral and he suggested a few times that I "take it up the imaginary axis" which, I'm sorry to say, had me in schoolboy-snigger mode.

    [Boolbar] Yes.
    [Chalky] Bits of it are. (Oh, how I hate giving extra information away...).
    [Riff] Probably not.

  • Kayl - Was it created post-1940?
  • rab
    I'm afraid I don't know.
  • Raak - Does it contain electronics? (Valves count.)
  • Bob the dog - Does it have anything to do with the arts?
  • Inkspot - Is it unique, being the one and only ever made?
  • Dazed5 - Is it considered decorative?
  • Riff - Is it a device used for a specific purpose?
  • Dujon - An atomic bomb?
    I'm in a foul mood!
  • Boolbar - Do you own one?
  • rab - Mornin'
    [Raak] Yes.
    [Bob] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Dazed5] Not generally.
    [Riff] It certainly has a primary purpose.
    [Dujon] Bang.
    [Boolbar] No.
  • Raak - Is it a calculating device?
  • rab
    [Raak] That is not its primary purpose.
  • Bob the dog - Is it a computer?
  • Boolbar - Is it used for communication?
  • Inkspot - Does it have a screen for playing games?
  • rab - Negativity
    [Bob, Boolbar, Inkspot] No.
  • Boolbar - Is it used for transport?
  • Inkspot - Was it invented?
    I mean that ships, the wheel are generic but vacuum cleaner, camreras where invented, does it fall in to either category?
  • Chalky - Would one find it inside the home?
  • rab
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Chalky] Possibly, but probably not.
  • Breadmaster - Could it be considered a communication device?
  • Boolbar - Does it have wheels?
  • Raak - Is it a game machine of some sort?
  • rab
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Breadmaster, Raak] I guess you could try and use this thing in those ways, but as that's not what it's designed for I'll say no.
  • Boolbar - Is it usually found in a hospital?
  • Inkspot - Was it invented before 1900?
  • Chalky - Is it a photocopier?
  • Lib - Should every office have one?
  • rab
    [Boolbar] There are places where it is usually found, but I don't believe a hospital is one of them.
    [Inkspot] I don't know when it was invented but that would be my guess.
    [Chalky] No, but the way my mind works I can't help seeing at least a few similarities.
    [Lib] That's a subjective question to which I would probably answer 'yes', but I expect the more usual answer would be 'no'.

    Hmmm... not sure this spurious extra information would help anyone...

  • Boolbar - Is it a camera?
  • rab - **** CORRECTION ***
    To Inkspot's last answer, I would guess AFTER 1900. So, Boolbar, no - it's not a camera. Sorry...
  • Boolbar - Oh, so shall I go for a facsimile machine then?
  • Chalky - Does it require electricity in order to function?
  • Inkspot - Would its primary use be for a particular profession(al).
    ie stethoscope (doctor) V's a spanner (plumber/engineer/mechanic)
  • rab
    [Boolbar] You can, but I believe we have established that the primary purpose of this thing is not for the act of communication.
    [Chalky] Yes.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Raak - Is it a machine for making something?
  • Lib - even though its primary function is not for communication, can you use it to communicate?
  • Boolbar - When in use, is it noisy?
    That is, would it be obviously making a noise if you where (say) 20 feet away.
  • rab
    [Raak] I'll give a clue here - it is not used to manufacture something from raw materials, but it is a machine that processes something.
    [Lib] Well, you could but I wouldn't sniff round this hole if I were you.
    [Boolbar] No.
  • Boolbar - Is it a barcode reader?
  • Ibid - Does it have an industrial application?
  • rab
    No to both, though Boolbar's notion of processing is closer than than of Ibid's, though I will throw in that this device contains no optics (e.g. lenses etc).
  • Riff - A punchcard reader?
  • Raak - A paper shredder?
  • Kayl - A pasta maker?
  • barbacoa - printer?
    although I'm sure that you could fit that in the fridge...:S
  • Chalky - is it still in common use today?
  • Inkspot - Is it a scientific instrument?
  • Riff - An iron maiden?
    Oh, wait -- those tend to be noisy.
  • Boolbar - A Thermostat?
  • Breadmaster - An automatic cigarette-rolling machine?
  • Chalky - Has it any connection with photo-processing?
  • rab - Sorry for the delay
    [Riff, 1] No
    [Raak] No
    [barbacoa] No
    [Chalky, 1] Yes
    [Inkspot] No
    [Riff, 2] Ouch, no
    [Boolbar] No - but (clue alert) it probably contains one.
    [Breadmaster] No - although it might be adapted to perform this "roll"
    [Chalky, 2] Probably not.
  • Chalky - Would it cost less than ... say £200 to buy?
  • rab - Cost
    [Chalky] *googles* It seems so, yes.
  • Boolbar - A Laminating machine?
  • Chalky - Does it process 'paper' in some way?
    I ask because we seem to getting fixated on paper processing and for all we know, this machine could be a sausage maker.
  • rab
    [Boolbar] No, but you're getting warmer.
    [Chalky] No, not paper.
  • Raak - It is some sort of alarm device?
  • rab - Helping hand
    [Raak] No.

    Since I will wish to hand over the chair before leaving a little early this afternoon (probably about 4-5pm) I will give some hints as to what information would be very helpful, viz:

    • where it is most commonly found;
    • what it processes;
    • how it processes it.
    I have a further clue up my sleeve which I will issue at about 3pm if we make no significant progress by then.
  • Boolbar - Is it a glue gun?
  • Inkspot - Is it a food maker of some sort?
    Not a toaster but more along the lines of a breadmaker.
  • Chalky - Does the application of heat 'mould' something, like glass?
  • Boolbar - Does it process a solid item?
    Glue gun - Nah, it can't be that.
  • Inkspot - Is it found commonly in an office?
    Just retract breadmaker,as you prevously said probably not found in the home.
  • Inkspot - Does it use water in the process?
    Excuse the multi posting.
  • Raak - A hot water urn?
  • rab - Hokey cokey
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Chalky] The heat is part of the processing, not really moulding, and almost certainly not glass.
    [Boolbar] Yes.
    [Inkspot, 2] Not an office.
    [Inkspot, 3] I think not - although a small amount could be useful.
    [Raak] Hence, no.
  • Chalky - Is there a missing answer?
    I keep searching back to find the answers to the food processing question. rab - I know you're probably fairly busy, but can we eliminate food as we have done with paper?
  • Raak - Is it something an interior decorator, electrician, plumber, or similar trademan would use?
  • rab
    [Chalky] Its primary function is not food related. However, less conventional uses of this device are limited only by our imagination, or perhaps an arbitrarily chosen numerical factor.
    [Raak] No - or at least, not in order to do interior decorating, electrifying, plumbing or similar trades.
  • Software - An iron?
    as in shirts and all that
  • rab
    [Software] No - but you're not far off...
  • Chalky - A steam engine?
  • Breadmaster - A car crusher?
  • Raak - An electric seat warmer?
  • Raak - A trouser press?
  • rab
    [Chalky] Nope.
    [Breadmaster] Nein.
    [Raak, 1] Nay.
    [Raak, 2] Hmmm... I was also looking for the manufacturer... should I give it him?
  • Boolbar - I see the light!
    It's an orthopedic heated sleeping bag for midgets!
  • Boolbar
    Oh, and yes, give it to Raak.
  • Inkspot - Raak the winner again!
    Only if he can give 101 uses of the said Corby device.
  • Chalky - Giving it to Raak
    Go on. But refrain from over-effusive congratulatory words. I'm not sure Raak's really 'into' public displays of affection.
  • rab - Kudos to Raak
  • Raak
    [Chalky] However did you guess? [rab] Thank for those discreet and proper kudos. I shall arrange them artistically on my mantelpiece in a vase of water.

    The next item is MINERAL and ABSTRACT.

  • barbacoa - A Jackson Pollack.
    Erm....is it mainly chemical?
  • barbacoa - Is it mainly chemical?
    Oops, sorry.
  • Kim - Is it The Rock of Ages?
    Stab in the dark.
  • Bob the dog - Does it exist only in the mind?
  • Riff - Is the mineral metal?
  • Chalky - no question mainly because I'm unlikely to participate in this one.
    I didn't guess - it was plain for all to see. It's only words on a screen.
  • Raak
    [barbacoa] No, and no.
    [Kim] (slight ripple from the audience, but) No.
    [Btd] No.
    [Riff] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it description for a collection of items?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it fictional rather than an actual place that appears in a work of fiction?
  • Inkspot - Is it Mount Doom?
    ...one of these days a questions will have so many riders it will run for several lines!!
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Yes; YES!!
    Well done Inkspot.
  • Inkspot
    Thank you Raak.

    Lets see now, it's ABSTRACT and ANIMAL.

  • Riff - Cerebus?
  • Inkspot - Riff: No
  • Kayl - Is it mythological?
  • Lib - Is it a cartoon?
  • Raak - Is it abstract solely because it is fictional?
  • Chalky - Has it featured in a disney/pixar movie?
    I say! Well done Inkspot - that must be a record? 6 questions and straight to the answer. Strikes me that you didn't get enough recognition for that, so to make up for it:
    *Audience gasps in amazement, hesitates a bit, then breaks into rapturous applause for Inkspot!*
  • LotUS - Is it an action connected to an animal?
    *shuffles in late and starts handing out placards bearing the words "Congratulations Inkspot!!!!" for people to wave*
  • Inkspot
    Thank you, both very much, *blushes*
    Kayl [No]
    Lib [No]
    Raak [yes]
    chalky [No]
    Lotus [No]
  • Chalky - Is the 'animal' element a human being?
  • Zooological Keeper - a hobbit?
  • Breadmaster - Is it originally from a book?
    I too was most impressed by Inkspot's apparent use of ESP in the last one.
  • Inkspot
    Chalky[Yes]
    Zooological Keeper[No]
    Breadmaster[No]
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it a 'character' i.e. from a movie or play?
  • Inkspot
    Zooological Keeper[No]
  • Raak - Flaubert's parrot?
  • Breadmaster - Is it Gilgamesh?
    Well, one-third human.
  • Chalky - Is it someone we might have been told about in Childhood - like Jack Frost?
  • barbacoa
    [Chalky] Wouldn't that be considered mythological?
  • Inkspot
    Raak [No]
    Breadmaster [No]
    Chalky [Yes]

    [barbacoa]in my mind, if is something is fictional it does not always follow that it 'mythological'.

  • Raak - Is this a Biblical character?
  • Software - The sandman?
  • Inkspot
    Raak [No]
    Software [No]
  • Raak - Is this a character in a folk tale?
  • Zooological Keeper - Father Christmas?
  • barbacoa
    Jack Frost is though, isn't he? I don't mind if I'm wrong :)
  • Chalky - The tooth fairy?
  • Inkspot
    Raak [No]
    Zooological Keeper [No]
    Chalky [No]

    [barbacoa] mythological and fictional is an old chestnut, and I still think there is a difference, even though it may be subjective and open to personal interpretation.

  • Raak - Summarising...
    The answer is:
    • abstract solely because fictional
    • someone we might have been told about in childhood
    The answer is not:
    • mythological
    • a cartoon
    • in a Disney/Pixar movie
    • a hobbit
    • a character in a movie or play
    • originally in a book
    • in a folk tale
    • in the Bible
    • Gilgamesh, Father Christmas, Flaubert's parrot, the Sandman, or the tooth fairy.
  • Raak - The bogey man?
  • Boolbar - Father Time?
  • Chalky - Is it one person or a group of people?
  • barbacoa - Irritating curiosity
    What was the answer to that link you posted?
  • Inkspot
    Raak [No]
    Boolbar [No]
    Chalky [Yes, It is one person]

    [barbacoa]Weapons of Mass Destruction

  • Boolbar - Is this person a nice person to have around?
  • Raak - Is this person male?
  • Inkspot
    Boolbar]I would like to say yes, but very little in known about the persons character, as we are only told who they are and what they did...
    Raak]Yes....muffled oohs in the audience
  • Chalky - Mr Nobody?
  • Chalky - The Man in the Moon?
  • Kim - Is it Solomon Grundy?
  • Boolbar - Did this person create something?
  • Zooological Keeper - Would we find them in *any* form of literature?
  • Raak - Is this a character in a nursery rhyme?
  • Raak - Humpty Dumpty?
  • Breadmaster - Jack Sprat?
  • Inkspot - getting warmer
    Chalky [No]
    Chalky[No]
    Kim [No]
    Boolbar [No]
    Zooological Keeper[No] not directly but will be found in collections to do with the next question
    Raak [Yes]audience brief muffled clapping
    Raak [No]
    Breadmaster [No]
  • Software - The cow that jumped o'er the moon?
  • Raak - Is this a human person?
  • Inkspot
    Software [No]
    Raak [Yes]
  • Raak - Little Jack Horner?
  • snorgle - the boy that stuck his finger in the dyke?
  • Kim - Is it Tom, Tom, the Piper's son?
  • Inkspot - Big Clue before bedtime!
    Raak[No]You'll be getting this one aswell if your not careful ;)
    snorgle[No]
    Kin [No]
    Looking for the person in the nursery rhyme about a man, who went somewhere (no animals other animals or people involved) but something happened, to make him never, want to go back ... ever!
  • Kim - Doctor Foster!
  • Inkspot - Take a chair!
    Kim [YES]
    A good win from Kim there coming up on the inside rail. Over to you.
  • Kim
    Thanks, Inkspot, though you must admit, you gave us a lot of help.
    OK...now then...Hmmmm.....Ah!
    This next one is unquestionably MINERAL.
  • Boolbar - Is it man-made (oblig.) ?
  • Chalky - Is it made of metal?

    Nice one Kim
    *Audience erupts into raucous cheering for Kim and his perfect recall of Doctor Foster's dubious exploits*

  • Raak - Would you like to have one?
  • Kim
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Raak] No, but we may come back to the question of desirability later on.
  • Boolbar - Is it a combination of different materials?
  • Chalky - Is it a geographical/physical feature?
  • Raak - Is it something one might have in one's home?
  • Kim
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Raak] No.
  • Chalky - Is it connected with the weather?
  • Raak - Is it the Moon?
  • Boolbar - Is there only one of this item?
  • Riff - Is it a particular object made of a particular substance, rather than the raw substance itself?
    e.g. "diamonds", rather than "carbon".
  • Kim
    [Chalky] No.
    [Raak] No.
    [Boolbar] *Murmur of interest ripples through the audience. Whispers of "interesting question" and "how can he answer that one accurately?".* Yes. Or, possibly, no.
    [Riff] *More murmurs of excitement.*. If you had not supplemented the question, the answer to it would have been "Yes".
  • Boolbar - Is it an element?
  • Kim
    [Boolbar] No.
    Advance warning: I will be away from a PC for most of the afternoon and evening. I'll try to answer questions before I leave the office, but otherwise will probably not be able to get back on line between 2.00pm and 9.00pm tonight.
  • Chalky - Is it larger than a telephone box?
  • Raak - Is it the Kaaba?
  • Breadmaster - Might it be found underwater?
  • Boolbar - Is it found on this planet?
  • Inkspot - Is the object made from stone?
  • Kim
    [Chalky] No.
    [Raak] No.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Boolbar] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Raak - Is it a monument of some sort?
  • Inkspot - Is it presently located in only one country?
  • Boolbar - The Elgin Marbles?
  • Chalky - The Rosetta Stone?
  • Breadmaster - Is it *part* of a manmade thing (eg one of the stones in Stonehenge)?
    Bear in mind here that the thing is neither a geographical feature nor manmade...
  • Software - The Blarney Stone?
  • Kim - Going.....going.....
    [Raak] No.
    [Inkspot] I would refer the Hon. gentlemen to my answer to Boolbar's third question earlier today.
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Breadmaster] No. It is itself, the thing, and what it is, too (A-hehhh-hehhh-hem!)
    Nothing more from me until 9.00pm tonight.
  • Inkspot - Boolbar No3
    How does Boolbar's third question
    Is there only one of this item?your reply; Yes. Or, possibly, no
    answer my question
    Is it presently located in only one country
  • Inkspot - Is it a fossil?
  • Raak - The Stone of Destiny? (Also called the Stone of Scone.)
  • Kim - They may tak oor lives, but they will nivver tak oor friddom!
    [Software] (Apologies for not having spotted your last posting.) No.
    [Inkspot] I must confess I had some misgivings as to the quality of my response to your question. Boolbar's 3rd question was "Is there only one of this item? The strict answer to that question would be "Yes", but, it is alleged, there is at least one copy and there is some controversy as to which, if any, is the "real" one. The English, the Scots and the Irish all believe that they have the "one true stone". Given the rules of the game, I thought that my answer would be allowable. Turning to your question, "Is is presently located in only one country?", I considered that, given the (disputed) existence of at least one (alleged) fake, the same answer could be given. The strict answer to your question would, of course, have been "Yes" on the basis that the real one, to the extent that it even exists, could only be located in one country. I trust you will forgive me.
    [Boolbar, again] No.
    [Raak] YES! The answer is, indeed, the fabled Stone of Scone.
    *Shouts of "Och, Aye!", "Hoots!" and "Nac Mac Feegle!" from the audience.*
     The stone belongs under a Chair, which now passes to Raak, with compliments.
  • Raak
    Aye, 'tis a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht, is it no?

    Ahem. The next object is VEGETABLE.

  • Inkspot - Is it a living organism?
    Raak]Congtrats on another superb win
    Kim]The apology should be mine for not appreciating that the answer was the same and for the unintended brusque nature of the posting.
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Breadmaster - Is it edible?
    Good guess, Raak. I'm determined to get one of these one of these days!
  • Inkspot - Is it a cricket bat?
  • Software - Is it native to the UK?
  • Kim - Has it undergone a process of some kind to be in its present form?
    [Inkspot] No offence taken, I promise.
  • Raak
    [Breadmaster] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Therefore, no.
    [Software] Well, either maybe, or no. See the answer to Kim.
    [Kim] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Is it associated with a cuisine from a particular country?
  • Boolbar - Although it is edible, is it usually thought of as something to eat?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Not really.
    [Boolbar] Yes.
  • Kim - Its not a tin of exploding peas, is it?
    - topical, topical...!
  • Software - Baked beans?
  • Boolbar - Does it contain fruit?
  • Raak
    [Kim] No. [Software] No. [Boolbar] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a vegetable?
  • Zooological Keeper - Was it A vegetable?
  • Zooological Keeper - oops
    ignored the warning, sorry
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No. That is, it is VEGETABLE in terms of the game, but it does not contain anything ordinarily called a vegetable.
  • Boolbar - Is it usually consumed in solid form?
  • Inkspot - Is it somthing made from several ingredients like a jelly or a cake?
  • Raak
    [Boolbar] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Software - Compote?
  • Raak
    [Software] No.
  • Boolbar - Is it usually served hot?
  • Raak
    [Boolbar] No.
  • Kim - Are the ingredients all mixed together to form one homogenous product?
  • Inkspot - Is it a type of cake? cheeky supplementary question,Welsh cake?
  • Raak
    [Kim] No. [Inkspot] No, hence no.
  • Inkspot - Is it seen as a seasonal food?
    such as say a salad
  • Boolbar - Does it contain chocolate?
  • phahad - Is it sweet?
  • penelope - Confiture
    It's Jam. With whole lumps of fruit in it. And my guess would be strawberry.
  • Kim - Is it trifle?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Boolbar] Yes, and a ripple of applause from the audience.
    [phahad] Despite the chocolate content, you wouldn't really think of this as being sweet.
    [penelope] Not any sort of jam, marmalade, fruit preserve, or thing of like nature.
    [Kim] No.
  • phahad - Would you describe it as being minty?
  • Inkspot - Is it made with choux pastry?
  • Software - Exlax?
  • Inkspot - Is it a breakfast cereal?
    Forget the homogenous choux pastry,(not paying attention....again!)
  • Raak
    [phahad, Inkspot, Software, Inkspot] No.
  • Boolbar - Is it something contained within chocolate?
  • Audience - clapclapclapclapclapclap
  • Raak
    [Boolbar] Yes.
  • LotUS - Is it cocoa/cacao (bean or otherwise)?
  • Raak
    [LotUS] I've already said it contains chocolate.
  • Riff - Er... a chocolate-covered billiard ball?
  • Zooological Keeper - Wait a minute...
    Boolbar - Does it contain chocolate?

    Raak [Boolbar] Yes, and a ripple of applause from the audience.

    Boolbar - Is it something contained within chocolate?

    Raak [Boolbar] Yes.

    I'm sorry. All I can say is.....WHAT?!
  • Tuj - Is it a brand name?
    Hmm. Another paradox strikes. Probably a good job there's no emaG esreveR here...
  • barbacoa - A chocolate centred chocolate covered caramel?
    [ZK] I can't get past the 'not being sweet' thing either.
  • Raak - Straightening the way
    [ZK] I took Boolbar's first question to mean, does the thing partly consist of chocolate? It does. I took his second question to mean, does the thing consist of chocolate enclosing something else? It does.
    [barbacoa] No. Concerning sweetness, I personally wouldn't call chocolate sweet, especially plain chocolate. The thing that it is enclosing is certainly not sweet at all.
    [Everyone] So, what unsweet vegetable thing might be coated with chocolate? I'm sure the answer will be waiting for me in the morning.
  • Raak
    Oops, missed Riff's question. No, not a chocolate-covered billiard ball. (I think the billiard ball would be either ANIMAL or MINERAL, depending on its source.)
  • Kim - Is it those chocolate-covered coffee bean things you get in places like Starbucks?
  • Raak - We have a winner!
    [Kim] Yes, it is indeed chocolate-coated coffee beans.
  • Kim - *blushes*
    I'm so sorry, everyone. I feel I have once again crept up on the side rail and snuck in while others' back were turned. Oh, well, what the hell...
    ANIMAL
    I'm off to Milton Keynes now, so no responses to questions until about 9.00am GMT tomorrow. Line 'em up!
  • Breadmaster - Is it human?
  • Inkspot - Is it a single, living organism?
    Do worms get married?
  • Raak - Is it/are some of them alive just now?
  • Kim - Has someone been tapping my brainwaves?
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Raak]Yes.
  • Boolbar - Is it a worm?
  • Software - Native UK?
  • Kim - *Aaaargh* - Rewind!!!!
    My response to Raak's last question contained a typographical error. The answer to his question is not, in fact, "Yes", but "No". Apologies to all for being asleep at the keyboard. Boolbar and Software invited to review their last questions in the light of this.
  • Boolbar - Does it end in "Saurus" ?
  • Inkspot - Was it native to a region of the world?
  • Kim
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Inkspot] My research indicates that the answer to your question is Yes.
  • Raak - Was it alive at any time since 1900?
  • Kim - How old?
    [Raak] No.
  • Boolbar - Dodo?
  • Inkspot - Is it the pre-historic single-cell Radiolaria?
  • Kim
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a reptile?
  • Boolbar - Could it fly?
  • Chalky - Was it a sea creature?
  • Raak - Clarification plase
    Living or dead? Does the answer to Inkspot's first question mean that it is alive right now, or merely that it was alive when it, er, was alive?
  • Kim - Oooh, aaah!
    [Inkspot] My research indicates that the answer to your question is "No".
    [Boolbar] Yes. *Excited murmurs and a burst of applause from the audience.*
  • Inkspot - Is it a fossilised bird?
  • Kim - Clarification plase (sic)
    *Struggles to resist urge to answer Raak's question with "Yes". Just succeeds.*
    [Raak] My answer to Inkspot's first question may be interpreted to mean that, when they were alive (which, clearly, from my answer to your first question, they no longer are) they were individual, living organisms. I trust this is clear.
  • Kim
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Boolbar - Archaeopteryx?
  • Kim - Paleontologists unite!
    [Boolbar] Yes!
    Boolbar wins by a head from Inkspot! The answer is indeed Archaeopteryx.
    I was hoping someone would go for Pterodactyl first, so that I could come back with a witty remark about how I thought that was a verse form, but never mind. I pass the Chair in Jurassic Studies over to Boolbar, with compliments.
  • Boolbar - Yey!
    Thank you! From an old bird to the next mystery item . . . ABSTRACT.
  • Software - Is it a human concept
    Standard opening
  • Boolbar
    [Software] Yes it is. (standard answer)
  • Chalky - Is it pleasant?
    * collective sharp intake of breath as the audience first marvel at Boolbar's knowledge of flying creatures that have been dead for ages ... then break into well-deserved applause*
  • Boolbar - Takes a bow
    [Chalky] It might be, but then again it might not be. Or then again, the question might not have any meaning.
  • Tuj - Is it an emotion?
    It's not The Matrix or some philosophical thing like that is it?
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it the mind?
    As technically speaking, the mind is not regarded as animal (apparently)
  • Breadmaster - Was it ever thought of before the seventeenth century?
  • Boolbar - Another day, another question.
    [Tuj] No.
    [Zooo Keeper] No.
    [Breadmaster] Yes.
  • Raak - Manichaeanism?
  • Boolbar - Wot?
    [Raak] *looks in a dictionary* No. This game is sure educational!
  • Raak - Is it connected with religion?
  • Boolbar
    [Raak] No. It's a very general thing so I'm sure it could be said to be connected with lots of things if you really wanted to try and find connections.
  • Tuj - Do animals have this concept also?
  • Kim - Does it have its origins in philosophical writings?
  • Riff - Is it 'thought'?
    "Manichaean (n): Someone from Manchester."
  • Boolbar
    [Tuj] I wouldn't have thought so, but you never can tell . . .
    [Kim] No.
    [Riff] No.
    BTW, saying that it is a human concept might lead you astray. If all life vanished from this planet (or any planet for that matter) then it could be argued that this concept still existed. A bit like the tree falling in the forest when there is no-one around making a sound.
  • Software - Is it, therefore, logic?
    Donning thoughtful Bertrand Russell pose.
  • Boolbar
    [Software] No.
  • Kim - Is it life itself?
    [Boolbar] Isn't it arguable that a concept must de facto be capable of conception (by beings capable of thought) and that if all life on any planet vanished then there would be nothing left capable of abstract thought and, accordingly, the concept itself would cease to exist. *Lao Tse: "When a tree falls in a forest and you are not there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
    Lord Vetinari: "Yes."
    Lao Tse: "How do you know?"
    Lord Vetinari: "My sources are generally reliable."    *
  • Boolbar
    [Kim] No. oh, and yes I agree it is arguable.
  • Zooological Keeper - Can you give us a clue? :)
  • Boolbar - Clueless
    [ZK] Yes, I will if no-one has got it by tomorrow.
  • Chalky - Is it the passage of time?
  • Ibid - Can it be expressed in equations?
  • Boolbar - Audience start muttering and saying "ooooh"
    [Chalky] No. But you have come out of the snow and are warming your toes in front of the fire whilst supping from a good hot soup.
    [Ibid] I can see a way of doing it but it isn't something that you would expect to see in an equation.
  • Software - Life, the universe and everything?
    Or is it the restaruant at the end of the universe?
  • Chalky - The ageing process?
  • Boolbar
    [Software] No on both counts, but I guess the second question allows you to look at the fire through a telescope from about a mile away.
    [Chalky] No. Could you put your soup down and move away from the fire please?
  • Chalky - Finality? as in The End?
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] No. *opens door for Chalky*
  • Chalky - Nostalgia?
    [Boobar] Aha ... so I was closer with the passage of time thing then?
  • Kim - Is is Death?
  • Kim - I'll repeat that: "Is it death?"
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] No. *hands back her soup*
    [Kim] No. *opens door a crack so Kim can see inside*
  • Chalky - Evolution?
    Darn you Boobar! I'm supposed to be cooking dinner, now I'll be glued to this until it's resolved :-)
  • Kim - Is it the Afterlife?
  • Ibid - Is it purely a temporal phenomenon?
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] No
    [Kim] No
    [Ibid] I'd say it always exists (but with above silent tree argument noted).
  • Boolbar
    C'mon let's get this cracked before tomorrow!
  • Inkspot - Is its time zones and British Summer Time?
    Coming in late, been at home on leave and hardly managed to get near the pc, things to etc....makes note for back at the office must remember to work;)
  • Tuj - Resurrection?
    Tricky this.
  • Kim - Reincarnation?
  • Boolbar
    [Inkspot] No, but you are in the right area.
    [Tuj] No.
    [Kim] No.
    I may or may not be around until Monday. Hopefully someone will have a brainwave tomorrow.
  • Tuj - Is it a measurement of time?
    ...not quite tomorrow yet where I am...
  • Inkspot - Is it a phrase to describe a 'time' event? or a phrase with a time element?
    first example-high noon or sunset.
    second example 'golden years/days'
  • Tuj
    Good guess, that. When you're metaphorical, you can't go wrong in terms of abstract.
  • Boolbar - The answer never comes . . . .
    [Tuj] Not quite.
    [Inkspot] Yes!! (to first part).
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it one of the Seasons?
    Or am I going too broad with this again?
  • Tuj - Is it a relative time phrase?
    As in yesterday, tomorrow, or the like, I mean.
  • Kim - Is it the passage of time?
  • Chalky - This month?
    [Kim] Bzzzzt - Repetition!
  • Kim - Is it "Now"?
    [Chalks] Saaary! Must remember to read through previous postings....
  • Inkspot - ...on which the sun never sets.
    Bit of a long explanation this. Some mumbling and rambling. My assumption begins with some events such as calender months and weeks are subjective 'man-made'. On the moon with on side always in the dark the normal definition of night/day does not apply nor would yesterday,sunsets/dawn, time zones etc.. I've tried to word the question to avoid confusion with as seen from earth events, eg crescent moon, except eclipses.
    1. Does it occur on the moon, if you were to live there?
    2. Does it occur on earth and on moon?
    3. Is it subjective man made??
    The more I try to think the more I get confused ;)
  • Boolbar - Do I have to mention it again?
    [Zooo K] No.
    [Tuj] Yes! *An audience member faints, the rest gasp*
    [Kim] No.
    [Chalky] No. But the right area (see answer to Tuj)
    [Kim] No.
    [Inkspot] (1) I suppose you could define it on the moon using some sort of astronomic framework. (2) It occurs on the Earth because we have defined it. If we visited the moon, we would just use the Earth system and definition. (3) Taking your definition, yes. The more I try and answer these questions, the more I get confused.
  • Inkspot - Is it one of the seasons? a previous season?
  • Zooological Keeper - bzzzzt
    Repetition!
  • Inkspot - Does it descibe a period of more than seven days?
    ZK]apologies, and only six moves previous. I promise not to do it again till next time.
  • Boolbar - Back tomorrow
    [Inkspot] No to both!
  • Boolbar - Big Clue
    Tuj came the closest - in fact I could give it to him, but he didn't put something in the right place. . .
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it 'today'?
    Or just a day?
  • Inkspot
    Nostalgic for yesterday! Not me I'm far too busy, it's not like in the old days but then the summers were longer and hotter.
  • Inkspot
    ...and on the moon there is only today, there is no yesterday and tomorrow never comes...Mr Bond
  • Boolbar - An answer, an answer, there's always an answer . . .
    [ZK] Try again . . .
    [Inkspot] Is there a question in there (or an answer?)
    The answer has been mentioned so many times but not as an answer.
  • Kim - I think it has to be "tomorrow".
    ...but, if it is, I shall abrogate the Chair in favour of Tuj.
  • Inkspot
    Boolbar]I was hoping Tuj was around to step in and take the chair, but he does not seem to have been around much yesterday.
  • Boolbar - Heaves huge sigh of relief.
    [Kim] It is indeed. If you want to give it to Tuj then by all means do so.

    * Audience awakens from a long snooze and breaks into huge applause shouting out Kim and Tuj's names and slapping Inkspot on the back before dashing for the toilets *

  • Chalky - plaudits
    Well done Kim & Tuj et al. Last night, on returning from 36 hours of 'celebrating', I was surprised to find that this one hadn't been 'nailed'. Good choice Boobar :-)
    re: the next one - I think whoever is 'around' now and for the next few hours should take the chair.
  • Kim - We want Tuj!
    Where is Tuj based? If he's out of commission for any reason, then I'll supply the next one, but I propose to wait until 5.00pm UK time, to give Tuj a chance to play. Any objections to this?
  • Kim
    Waaaah! Combination of monitor failure at work (not to mention the slowest-responding IT helpdesk in Europe and a son distinctly under the weather at home have prevented me from posting since this lunchtime. Sorry, one and all for the hiatus. OK, I see that Tuj is otherwise occupied, so I will take the chair once more. OK, since collaborations seem to be all the rage (cf. Britney, featuring Madonna), lets say: Abstract, featuring Vegetable.
  • Riff - Is the vegetable a food item?
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it a biological process, like transpiration?
  • Dazed5 - Is it a musical group?
    like Boyzone featuring Robbie Williams?
  • Raak - Is it a figurative vegetable?
    E.g. the apple of one's eye, the tree of life, etc.
  • Software - Is it an insult, like Turnip Head?
  • Kim - Ping!
    [Riff] Yes.
    [ZK] No.
    [Dazed5] No.
    [Raak] Yes.
    [Software] No.
  • Chalky - Is the vegetable a fruit?
  • Raak - The Great Pumpkin?
  • Boolbar - Is it the title of a book and/or film?
  • Lib - Is it chocolate?
  • Kim
    [Chalky] Yes.
    [Raak] You're a good man, Charlie Brown, but no.
    [Boolbar] Yes.
    [Lib] No.
  • Raak - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?
    Some people classify tomatoes as a fruit.
  • Inkspot - Are Oranges the Only Fruit?
  • Chalky - Is it a recent book/film .... say post - 1990?
  • Kim - Temparature's rising...
    [Raak] Super, but no.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Chalky] No.
  • Boolbar - The Grapes of Wrath?
  • Bob dog - James and the Giant Peach?
  • Bob ther dog
    oops - too recent.
  • Boolbar - Peachy
    [BtD] The book isn't.
  • Software - Four Weddings and a Banana?
  • Breadmaster - A clockwork orange?
  • Dazed5 - Here we go round the Mulberry Bush?
    only guessed this after discounting Last Mango in Paris
  • Kim - Boolbar wins again!
    Another fine drop goal sails majestically between the uprights from the golden boot of Boolbar. The answer is, indeed, Steinbeck's searing indctment and merciless evocation of loss and displacement, The Grapes of Wrath.
    Consolation prizes to Software and Dazed5 - there must be a new game in there somewhere (perhaps a replacement for the current Pants game, which, to my mind, had run its course some time ago).
    The Chair passes to Boolbar.
  • Laser Display Board
    * audience, having just got settled, tosses aside popcorn and malteser boxes, and erupts into noisy raucous cheering for Boolbar - who has proved himself master of the Abstract Vegetable genre*
  • Boolbar - Surprised
    Oooh, better do a quickie then. Animal
  • Chalky - Is it a ... erm .... 'quick' animal?
  • Inkspot - Is it a person? are they alive?
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] Depends what you compare with. Faster than a dead tortoise, slower than a tortoise traveling at the speed of light.
    [Inkspot] Yes, and yes.
  • Kim - Is he a he?
    I was hoping to do a line about "It it a quick animal, as opposed to a dead animal?" Never mind....
  • Boolbar
    [Kim] He is a he.
  • Raak - Osama bin Laden?
  • Boolbar
    [Raak] No.
  • Dazed5 - Is this person an artist of some kind?
    As opposed to a big-nosed, pointy-chinned, syrup-wearing, washed up light-entartainment has-been, like for instance Bruce Forsyth.
  • Software - George Bush?
  • Raak - A politician?
  • Riff - American?
  • Inkspot - Aan]
  • Breadmaster - Please tell me it isn't a rugby player.
  • Inkspot - An actor?
    oops pressed return instead of shift
  • Kim - Is he a writer?
  • Tuj - Is it J. Wilkinson, the flavour of the week?
    Waking from a slumber, I spotted that I almost won something up there. Never mind. Thanks, Kim - I don't think I'm on here frequently enough to be the chair for this fast-paced game!
  • Boolbar - No to you all!
    [Dazed5] No. Although aren't we all artists in some way?
    [Software] No.
    [Raak] No.
    [Riff] No.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Kim] No, he doesn't write for a living.
    [Tuj] No.
  • Breadmaster - British?
  • Inkspot - Is it an active sportman or has he retired?
  • Boolbar
    [Breadmaster] Oh yes.
    [Inkspot] Oh no. Not a sportsman - not retired.
  • Chalky - Is he a TV presenter?
  • Inkspot - Ian Huntley?
    Morbid - I know, but I had to get off my chest.
  • Boolbar
    [Chalky] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Inkspot - A musician?
  • Raak - Does he have a connection with ISIHAC?
  • Boolbar
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Raak] Ooooh, there is a vague connection. * audience look interested *
  • Breadmaster - Is he a known homosexual?
    Just trying to narrow it down, you understand.
  • Dazed5 - Is he an actor?
  • Kim - Does he work for one of the major UK broadcasting organisations (albeit not in an acting, writing, musical, TV presenting or sporting capacity?
  • Kim - )?
  • Boolbar
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Dazed5] No, he still isn't. (See answer to Inkspot above).
    [Kim] No.
  • Lib - Is he funny?
  • Inkspot - Is he a chef?
  • Boolbar
    [Lib] He doesn't make people laugh for a living (he's not an entertainer).
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Breadmaster - Is he known primarily for appearances on TV or radio?
  • Lib - Does he read the News?
    Or would that be regarded as an entainer? hmmmmm....
  • Lib
    swap:- entainer/entertainer
  • Inkspot - Ian Hislop?
  • Chalky - Is he involved with production or direction?
  • Software - Is he alive?
  • Boolbar
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Lib] Not out loud, but he probably does read newspapers. :o)
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Software] Yes.

    Clue - that vague connection that I mentioned, is it staring you in the face?

  • Dazed5 - Is he a normal guy who acheived some fame, or infamy?
    Apologies for my repetition above. We can, therefore, conclude he is not an actor.
  • Boolbar
    [Dazed5] Yes, he's a normal guy. No he's not had his 15 minutes of fame yet.
  • Chalky - Is it YOU [+y]?
  • Raak - And if not, is it one of us?
  • rab - Is it me?
  • Boolbar - Deep Breath
    [Chalky] You are correcto!!!!!!
    I was going to pick someone else, but if the questions got too personal then I know a lot about me.

    * Audience applaudes Chalky's sudden insight and carries her aloft to the chair chanting her name *

  • Tuj
    *makes the sound of one hand clapping*
  • Chalky - Wahay
    Gosh - that was a surprise. Now for a *V E G E T A B L E*
  • Dazed5 - Is it edible to humans?
    Ruling out such things as dining room tables
  • Dujon - Is 'a' vegetable a clue?
  • Beth - A carrot?
    Well, a basic answer's not out of the question, surely?
  • Chalky
    Dazed - No, not really, although it wouldn't kill you if you did eat it.
    Duj - It isn't a clue :-)
    Beth - No [basic answer :-)]
  • Beth - Is it a *product* made from vegetable materials?
    Can't think of an example, but still...
  • Riff - Is it something made of wood?
  • Raak - Is it something manufactured?
  • Boolbar - Does it float on water?
  • Bob the dog - Is it made of paper?
  • Chalky - sorry to keep you waiting ....
    Beth - Yes
    Riff - No
    Raak - Yes
    Boolbar - Yes
    Bob - No
  • Boolbar - Is it something made by humans in order to travel on water?
  • Kim - Is it more usually manufactured by hand, rather than by automated process?
  • Breadmaster - Does it have moving parts?
  • Lib - Is it an item of furniture? A table perhaps?
  • Chalky
    Boolbar - No
    Kim - Both nowadays
    Breadmaster - No
    Hi Lib :-) - No
  • Raak - Is it woven?
  • Boolbar - Do you own one?
  • Boolbar - ..... (or more)?
  • Bob the dog - Is it wicker-work?
  • Inkspot - Is it a piece of clothing?
    Although a towel for example can be 'worn' it is not clothing, but a dressing gown as a piece of clothing could be made from towelling.
  • Kim - Is is machine-washable?
  • rab - Does it have a specific colour?
  • Breadmaster - Did they have it in the Middle Ages?
  • Beth - Did they have it in the Stone Ages?
  • Chalky - back from lunch
    Raak - No
    Boolbar - Not at the moment ... therefore No to second question
    Bob - No
    Inkspot - No
    Kim - No
    rab - Yes
    Breadmaster - Interesting. Define Middle Ages and I can give you a more specific answer.
    Beth - No
  • rab - Is it larger than a phone book?
  • Chalky
    rab - No, not usually. Extreme examples might be.
  • Inkspot - Is it manufactured for specific purpose or function?
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - Yes
  • Boolbar - Is it white?
  • Inkspot - Is it from the husk of a nut?
  • Chalky
    Boolbar - No
    Inkspot - No
  • Boolbar - Is it orange?
  • Raak - Is it coal?
  • Lib - Is it a book?
  • Chalky
    Boolbar - No [but close]
    Raak - No
    Lib - No

    Nobody has really guessed even close so far. A combination of Dazed's original question and Raak's recent question - even though they both received a 'No' might give some direction.

  • Boolbar - Is it a liquid?
  • Boolbar
    Boolbar - No
  • Chalky - ooooops
    Sorry Boolbar - that was ME appropriating your name without permission :-)
    Just a thought - I am assuming you meant the colour orange as opposed to the fruit orange in your last question? If you meant the fruit, then the answer is an even more resounding No.
  • Tuj - Does it readily combust?
  • Inkspot - Is it amber ?
    As in Jurrasic Park trapped mosquito
  • Raak - A charcoal biscuit?
  • Chalky - back from 'Oklahoma' rehearsal
    Tuj - Yes [excellent question]
    Inkspot - amber-coloured? sort of
    Raak - No
  • Inkspot - Is a produced from a particular vegetable ?
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - Yes
  • Beth - Is it brandy?
  • Beth - Is it any alcoholic liquid?
  • Beth
    D'oh, it's not a liquid at all. Ignore me.
  • Z.K. - Is it anything to do with wax?
    *random guessage*
  • Zooological Keeper - To recap
    vegetable

    not edible to humans although it wouldn't kill you if you did eat it

    "a" vegetable isn't a clue

    not a carrot

    Is a product made from vegetable materials

    Not made of wood

    something manufactured

    Floats on water

    not made of paper

    not something made by humans in order to travel on water

    Nowadays it is both manufactured by hand and by automated process

    does not have moving parts

    Not an item of furniture (including a table)

    Not woven

    Chalky does not currently own any

    not wicker work

    not a piece of clothing

    not machine washable

    has a specific colour

    depending on your definition of middle ages, they might or might not have had it then

    didnt have them in the stone ages

    not usually larger than a phone book but extreme examples might be

    manufactured for specific purpose or function

    not white

    not from the husk of a nut

    not orange (but orange is close)

    Not coal

    not a book

    It readily combusts

    is not amber but as a colour is close

    not a charcoal biscuit

    is produced from a particular vegetable

  • Dujon - Arriving late - as usual
    A tennis ball?
  • Inkspot - Is it a animal feed for cows?
  • Chalky - thanking ZK for recap
    ZK - No, nothing to do with wax
    Dujon - No
    Inkspot - No

    I'm trying to think of a clue that doesn't give away the answer, although 24 hours is probably quite long enough to be guessing something as straightforward as this. The recap didn't mention my clue so to reiterate: Tuj's question should lead you straight to it. The ambiguity of its 'edibility' is also relevant.

  • Raak - Whisky?
  • Raak
    Oops, it's already been said to be not a liquid.
  • Raak - A cork?
  • Chalky
    Raak - No. The whisky guess was closer :-)
  • Raak - Is it something you would apply to the outside of the body?
  • Inkspot - Methylated spirits?
  • Dazed5 - Would it normally be found in a kitchen?
  • Chalky
    Raak - You would not 'apply' it, but you would 'do' something with it.
    Inkspot - No
    Dazed - It could be found anywhere.
  • Bob the dog - Is it a kumquat?
  • Bob the dog
    Hmm - not particularly combustable.
  • Bob the dog - Cointreau?
  • Chalky
    Bob - No & No and 'combustible' is the key word, but I've been hinting at that for some time.

    clue: Within the last month, several new games have started in the three MC servers. One of them is very closely connected with this object.

  • Raak - A cigar?
  • Raak - A packet of Woodbine cigarettes?
  • Chalky
    At last! The answer is A CIGAR. Well done Raak.
    *polite round of applause from the sudience*
  • little voice
    cigars aren't orange!
  • Chalky
    Who said they were?
  • Raak
    Thank you, thank you, and the next object is MINERAL.
  • Beth - is it an element?
  • Kim - Is it something made from a mineral substance, as opposed to the mineral itself?
    Learning from the masters....
  • Raak
    [Beth] No.
    [Kim] It is something made.
  • Uno
    Have been watching this recently, hope no-one minds if I join in! Is it hard?
  • Beth - In a word...
    Well, yeah. But it seems you get better with practice.
  • Uno - Is it hard?
    No, I meant is the object hard
  • Beth - Aah..
    Well, I'll join in with that I think!
  • Beth - Is it a liquid?
  • Raak
    [Uno] Yes, and therefore [Beth] No.
  • Beth - Is it something manufactured for a specific purpose?
    Unashamedly nicking questions from Inkspot...
  • Inkspot - Is the finished item wholly of man made materials?
  • Uno - Does it have any practical use in someone's line of work?
    Apologises and hangs head in shame for earlier ineptitude
  • Lib - Is it valuable?
  • Raak
    [Beth] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Uno] Not specifically: anyone would have a practical use for it.
    [Lib] No. (Amused murmurs from audience.)
  • Uno - Is it manufactured from a single material (element, compound or mixture) or more than one?
  • Uno - Is it manufactured from a single material (element, compound or mixture)?
    Oops
  • rab - Is it Fool's Gold?
  • rab
    Except that's naturally occuring...
  • Breadmaster - Did they have it between the years c.800 and c.1500?
    Shamelessly carrying on with my question from the last round here. It was of no help then, it's probably of no help here.
  • Bob the dog - Does it have a practical application?
    You are most welcome Uno!
  • Raak
    [Uno] Yes (it is either from either a single material or from more than one); No (not made from a single material).
    [rab] No.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Btd] Yes (already had that one).
  • Chalky - Is it a coin?
  • plump - Used in the home?
  • Bob the dog - Does it use electricity?
  • Inkspot - Is it made from a particular metal?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] No.
    [plump] Not specifically: it can be (and is) used almost anywhere.
    [Btd] I had to look on the web to answer this: no.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Riff - Could you buy one in a typical hardware store?
  • Raak
    [Riff] No.
  • Raak
    To amplify my answer to Inkspot: it is made of metal, but while there are no doubt metals which are more or less well suited to the purpose, it is not part of its nature to actually be made of a particular metal.
  • Inkspot - Does it have moving parts?
  • Chalky - Does it tell the time?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Chalky] YES!! (round of applause)
  • Chalky - deliberately not guessing ...
    ... so that someone else can have a turn :-)
  • rab - A watch?
    May as well get the easy one out of the way.
  • Ibid - Is it a digital watch?
    Since Raak had to look it up on the internet, and I can't believe he wouldn't have heard of clockwork watches, so it has to be a type of timepiece that you'd think would need a battery - except there are those kinetic ones which apparently don't. Hence my guess.
  • Inkspot - A carriage clock?
    available as wedding gifts in either clockwork or with batteries(not included)
  • rab - A Rolex Cosmograph Daytona?
    Following Ibid's comments I shall have to be more specific.
  • Raak
    [rab] Yes.
    [Ibid] No. (Some clockwork watches are driven by a quartz crystal powered by a battery, but as far as I can determine, all of the watches in question are entirely mechanical.)
    [Inkspot] No.
    [rab] *mixture of applause and laughter from the audience* Definitely not.
  • Bob the dog - A Mickey Mouse Watch?
  • Riff - Is it a wristwatch?
    As opposed to a pocket-watch or some other type.
  • barbacoa - Is it a pocket-watch?
    As opposed to a wristwatch or some other type ;)
  • Raak
    [Btd] No.
    [Riff] Yes.
    [barbacoa] No.

    The sharks are circling around the mystery object...

    A hint: this type of wristwatch is definitely not valuable, made of a specific metal, or a Rolex Cosmograph Daytona.

  • Riff - A timex?
  • Raak
    [Riff] Actually, I don't know who makes these. One thing is certain, the maker's name does not appear on them.
  • Z.K. - Was Bob the dog close in guessing it as a "character" watch?
  • Bob the dog - Have you got one?
  • Raak
    [Z.K.] No.
    [Btd] No.

    Hint: it is not a Rolex.

  • Zooological Keeper - Is it a *fake* Rolex?
  • Raak
    It is indeed a fake Rolex.
  • Zooological Keeper - aaaaaaaargh!
    ooh! popped up randomly and guessed the answer right! goodness me! Okay. Um...give me a few minutes while I think of something!
  • Zooological Keeper - Wahey!
    Okay. The next object is VEGETABLE.
  • Bob the dog - Edible?
    Standard opening.
  • Zooological Keeper
    [BtD] Technically, yes, but I don't know anyone who would.
  • Raak - Is it a manufactured object?
  • Zooological Keeper - Hate having to answer vaguely!
    [Raak] No. If it was (in this case) I'd have to call it mineral.
  • Bob the dog - Coal?
  • Zooological Keeper - Ooh
    [BtD] No.
  • Raak - Oil (the stuff pumped out of the ground)?
  • Zooological Keeper - Still vegetable
    [Raak] No. I thought oil was made of long-dead sea creatures that had been crushed and whatnot?
  • Beth - Is it something made from a vegetable?
  • Z.K.
    [Beth] No.
  • Breadmaster - Is wood involved?
    Isn't oil made of fossilised vegetable matter, like coal? Particularly squishy vegetable matter, maybe...
  • Zooological Keeper - Lol at squishy
    [Breadmaster] Yes. I don't know about the composition of oil, to be honest. But let's just say for now, definitively, it is not oil.
  • Kim - Is it something fashioned (ie manufactured, to go back to Raak's first question) from vegetable matter?
    Eg: Vegemite.
  • Inkspot - Is it wood from a particular tree?
  • rab - Is it hard?
  • Zooological Keeper
    [Kim] No.
    [Inkspot] Yes....mostly (audience muttering excitedly)
    [rab] Hard or solid?
  • Riff - A cricket bat?
  • Zooological Keeper
    [Riff] No.
  • Zooological Keeper
    I'm worried my answer to Inkspot's question might be a bit misleading...
  • Inkspot - A Christmas tree ?
  • Zooological Keeper - 'Twas the first day of advent, and all through the house...

    Yes! It is indeed A Christmas Tree. Not very challenging then, but worth a go!
    Over to Inkspot!
  • Zooological Keeper
    *peels off the label from computer reminding self of own answer :)*
  • audience
    Cheers and wild clapping as Inkspot flicks the switch on the lights of the Christmas Tree.
  • Inkspot - lucky guess
    ZK]Your clues at the end about a tree were just enough to tip the balance.

    ...and the next one please, Vegetable *gasps from the audience*

  • Bob the dog - Sprouts?
  • Kim - Is this vegatable associated with Christmas dinner?
  • Breadmaster - Is it edible?
    Whether or not that would preclude its being sprouts, I won't comment.
  • Software - Is it native to the UK?
  • Inkspot - and we're off...
    [Bob the dog]No
    [Kim] No
    Bread Master [No] But this is misleading as the 'whatever it is', is not meant to be eaten but eating it would do you no harm, "Edible-Something fit to be eaten" def Dictionary .com
    [Software]No
  • Raak - A banana skin?
  • Kim - Orange peel?
  • Inkspot
    [Raak] No
    [Kim] No
  • Software - Would it be classed as a fruit?
  • Inkspot
    [Software] No
  • Raak - Is it customarily eaten by some animal?
  • Bob the dog - Is it processed an any way?
  • Inkspot
    [Raak]No
    [Bob the dog] Yes
  • Riff - Is it something made of paper?
    And if so, is it the recently-released fifth book in Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Wolves of the Calla?
  • Breadmaster - Might it be found in the average household?
  • Dazed5 - Is a beverage made from this?
  • Inkspot
    [Riff]No *oooo's, two claps and a murmur from the back row * what do you mean harsh.
    [Breadmaster] Yes *brief clapping and a cheer from the back*
    [Dazed5] Yes *more clapping and a chair from the back falls over*
  • Raak - A tea-bag?
  • Riff - Coffee beans?
  • Inkspot
    [Raak] YES!
    [Riff]No
    A Tea bag it is, well done Raak, your chair is ready, two secs while I rearrange the cushions to how you like them ;)

  • Raak
    The next object is MINERAL.
  • Breadmaster - Is it found in the average home?
    I am going to get one of these, doggonnit!
  • Raak
    [Bm] No.

    Come to think it of, I'm not entirely sure what this is made of. It's at least partly MINERAL, but might be partly VEGETABLE.

  • Boolbar - Is it often seen on a road-side?
  • Lib - Is is manufactured?
  • Raak
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Lib] Yes.
  • Boolbar - Could I use it to shelter from the rain?
  • Raak
    [Boolbar] Yes.
  • Lib - Is it colourful?
  • Raak
    [Lib] No.
  • DrQu+xum - Is it movable?
  • Lib - Is it bigger than an averaged sized car?
  • Wol - Well - is it an umbrella?
  • Raak
    [DrQ] With difficulty, even if it isn't screwed down.
    [Lib] No.
    [Wol] No. (You could use it to shelter from the rain, but that's not its purpose.)
  • Boolbar - Is there more than one of these?
  • Breadmaster - Could it be a form of transport?
  • Raak
    [Boolbar] Yes.
    [Bm] Er...no. (Audience goes "oooooooooh".)
  • Dazed5 - Is it some form of structure?
  • Chalky - Does it have moving parts (even when screwed down)?
  • Riff - Is it something that would normally be screwed down?
  • Raak
    [Dazed5] Yes.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Riff] Well, fixed in some way, yes.
  • DrQu+xum - Does it use electricity?
  • Software - A tent?
  • Raak
    [DrQ] Yes.
    [Software] No.
  • rab - Is it a telephone box?
  • Audience - wild cheers
  • Raak
    [rab] Oooh, sort of.
  • rab - One of those tardis/police box things you get in Edinburgh?
  • rab - Or some sort of booth? Maybe Cherie?
  • Z.K. - Just recapping
    MINERAL. At least partly MINERAL, but might be partly VEGETABLE.
    Is it found in the average home? No
    Is it often seen on a road-side? No
    Is it manufactured? Yes
    Could I use it to shelter from the rain? Yes
    Is it colourful? No
    Is it movable? With difficulty, even if it isn't screwed down.
    Is it bigger than an averaged sized car? No
    is it an umbrella? No. (You could use it to shelter from the rain, but that's not its purpose.)
    Is there more than one of these? Yes
    Could it be a form of transport? Er...no. (Audience goes "oooooooooh".)
    Is it some form of structure? Yes
    Does it have moving parts (even when screwed down)? No
    Is it something that would normally be screwed down? Well, fixed in some way, yes.
    Does it use electricity? Yes
    A tent? No.
    Is it a telephone box? Audience - wild cheers Oooh, sort of.
  • Raak
    [rab] I think rab gets the prize. It is a police box.
    Audience cheers, claps, and goes wild for rab.
  • rab - So not Cherie Booth then...
    Predictable, I know, but this one's ABSTRACT.
  • Chalky - Is it natural?
    ... as opposed to 'created'.
    Well done rab. I've always wondered what a police box was - and now I am none the wiser :-)
  • Boolbar - Is there only one of these?
    So if police boxes are not often seen on road sides, where are they often seen then?
  • Raak - Is it fictional?
    [Boolbar] They aren't, these days.
  • rab - Should be working...
    [Chalky] Yes.
    [Boolbar] No.
    [Raak] No.

    The only place I've ever seen police boxes is in Edinburgh. Some are now used as police 'info boxes' (with a computer touch screen thinghy), others have been converted to coffee-vending booths.

  • Chalky - Is it pleasant?
  • Boolbar - Would it exist if humankind didn't?
  • Raak - Is it a mathematical entity?
  • rab - Effective repulsion
    [Chalky] It can be.
    [Boolbar] Yes.
    [Raak] *an audience member nods sagely*... but no.
  • Raak - Is it something astronomical?
    Like the orbit of Jupiter, the age of the universe, the constellation Orion, etc.
  • Inkspot - Has it always been known about?
  • Breadmaster - Would it exist if there were no animals?
  • rab
    [Raak] No.
    [Inkspot] I would say so.
    [Breadmaster] Yes.
  • Dazed5 - Is it anything to do with the passing of time?
  • Boolbar - Can we measure it in any way?
  • rab
    [Dazed5] No.
    [Boolbar] Nnnyieahh... Possibly, although I probably wouldn't follow this avenue of thought just now.
  • Chalky - Would a child [under age of 10] know about this?
  • Inkspot - Is it a natural reoccuring event?
  • rab
    [Chalky] Oh yes.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Boolbar - Can we see it occuring?
  • rab
    [Boolbar] We can see it, but it's not something that occurs.
  • Inkspot - Is it a term for a collection things?
  • Boolbar - When we see it, does it usually have the same colour (if any)?
  • rab
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Boolbar] Yes. *Audience begins whispering excitedly*

    I have a feeling Boolbar really wants to get this one...

  • Breadmaster - Is it the sky?
  • Raak - Is it a symbol of some sort?
  • Lib - So, if it doesn't occur does that mean its there all the time?
  • Boolbar - Is it a rainbow?
    [rab] I'm just bored . . . .
  • rab
    [Breadmaster, Raak] No.
    [Lib] Um. I could get all philosophical and ask how would we tell... All I can say is that it just 'is'...
    [Boolbar] No.
  • Boolbar - Shadows ?
    Not the guitar plucking popular beat combo.
  • Chalky - A reflection?
  • rab
    [Boolbar, Chalky] No.

    I'd like to offer a hint without giving the game away, but I'm finding that difficult so I shall say for now that the the last three guesses are quite cold.

  • Breadmaster - Is it light?
  • rab
    [Breadmaster] Warmer.
  • Dazed5 - Is this detectable by any of our other senses apart from vision?
  • Raak - Darkness?
  • rab
    [Dazed5] No.
    [Raak] I think you want to go back the way Breadmaster came from.
  • Dazed5 - Is it anything to do with the seasons?
  • Tuj - Is it something that produces light?
  • Breadmaster - Is it a *kind* of light?
    Like sunlight, starlight, moonlight, etc...
  • Kim - Is it a Sunset?
    Sneaking in half-way through the class and looking over the shoulders of other students....
  • Chalky - Photosynthesis?
  • Inkspot - Can it be seen underground?
  • Chalky - Is it the colour green?
  • Boolbar - Moonlight?
  • Martha Farquar - Is it a superintelligent shade of anything?
  • Boolbar - Is it the light that shines out of someones backside?
  • rab
    All good guesses, but only one of them is right. And the winner is...

    *Fanfare*

    Chalky! Yes it was green. I had considered peach puff, but thought I might get lynched.

  • Chalky
    *curtsies to fanfare*
    That'll teach me to take some time to read the questions and replies. That's the first time I've actually deduced the answer [and rab - peach puff would have been my next guess] :-)

    And now, a nice easy peasy * A N I M A L *

  • Boolbar - Is it a whole animal or some part of an animal?
  • Inkspot - Is it a person?
  • Chalky - cutting to the chase
    Boolbar - Neither, because ....
    Inkspot - Yes [but you're only part way there]
  • Martha Farquar - Is it a player of MC?
    [crosses fingers]
  • Inkspot - Are they female?
  • Chalky
    MF - Not that I know of :-)
    Inkspot - No, they are not female
  • Kim - It is the England Rugby Team?
  • Boolbar - Is it a team of people who play a sport?
    simulled
  • Chalky
    Kim, Boolbar - Neither - you can eliminate sport.
  • Uno - Is it a group of musicians?
  • Inkspot - Is it Sean Connery?
    ....as he watches Ursula Andres emerge from the sea in Dr No.
  • Software - Ant and Dec?
    whoever they are.
  • Kim - Are they all currently alive?
  • rab - Is it more than one person?
  • Chalky - sorry .... forgot I was in the chair
    Uno - No
    Inkspot - No
    Software - No
    Kim - No
    rab - Yes
  • Inkspot - Were they royalty?
  • rab - Were they a tribe?
    (I would include Ancient Romans, Greeks etc in that definition).
  • Boolbar - Is it more than 4 people?
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - No
    rab - No
    Boolbar - No
  • Breadmaster - Is it the triumvirate of Mark Antony, Lepidus, and Octavius Caesar?
  • rab - The Holy Trinity?
    (Although there'd be an argument for at least two of the three to be abstract)...
  • Chalky
    BM - Nah
    rab - Nah [these peeps were unequivocally 'animal']

    I'm Oklahoma-ing now until about 11.30 - please leave your questions/guesses in an orderly pile :-)

  • Inkspot - Was he a writer published before 1900?
  • Inkspot - Is it a film duo?
    Ignore previous one about the writer, I blame my runny nose!
  • Riff - Are they English?
  • Raak - The Beatles?
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it a famous duo?
    eg morecambe and wise, fred astaire and ginger rogers...
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - Yes [2nd question]
    Riff - No
    Raak - No
    ZK - Yes
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it Laurel and Hardy?
    Duuhh I'd like to blame my runny eyes for not seeing Inkspot's question! :)
  • Chalky
    ZK - No
  • Zooological Keeper - It wasn't Fred and Ginger, was it?
  • Chalky
    ZK - It wasn't :-)
  • Dazed5 - Is it Bob Hope and Bing Crosby?
  • Zooological Keeper - R2D2 and C3PO?
    Not being alive, technically they can presumably be considered as, well, not alive..
  • Chalky - Leaping out of the hot seat .....
    Dazed - YES!

    * audience gasps in amazement at the audacity of Mr Dazed - then cheers wildly for a rare 'poachers victory' *

  • Zooological Keeper - *whoops for Dazed5*
    poachers victory?
  • Chalky
    ZK] poachers victory? - when someone 'steals' the game without doing any of the hard work :-) It happens.
  • Dazed5 - Poachers victory
    Thanks Chalklette. Next one up is ABSTRACT
  • Zooological Keeper - A poachers victory?
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it a human concept?
  • Dazed5
    ZK - no
    ZK - not a concept
  • Riff - is it weather-related?
  • Kim - Is is a condition or state of being?
  • Boolbar - Is it a fictional human ?
  • Breadmaster - Is it a law of some kind?
  • Chalky - Is it a sin?
  • Lib - Does it exsist?
  • Raak - Can I make one?
  • Dazed5 - Sorry for the delay...so to work...
    Riff, no.
    Kim,on balance I would say yes.
    BM, no.
    Chalky, no.
    Lib, yes it does exist.
    Raak, you can but do not think of it in the singular..it is abstract.
  • Lib - Is it tangiable?
  • Lib - Or is it a feeling? love, for example.
  • Software - A suggestion?
  • Raak - War?
  • Ibid - Is it an action?
  • Dazed5
    Lib, yes.
    Lib, no.
    Raak, no
    Ibid, yes
  • Raak - Is it a gesture?
  • Kim - Is it an action expressed by a transitive verb?
  • Inkspot - Is it an action that a shark would normaly do?
  • Dazed5
    Sorry software..missed you out from the above answers but it is not a suggestion.
    Raak. It could be construed as being a gesture but it's more than that.
    Kim. It is all that and much more.
    Inkspot. Sharks may do this, I am no expert.
  • Riff - Is it naughty?
  • Chalky - Is it a sense of humour?
  • rab - Is it slapstick comedy?
  • Breadmaster - Is the thing to which this is done another person?
  • Dazed5
    Riff, it can be naughty.
    rab, no.
    BM, one person would do this with another person.
  • plump - Is it dancing?
  • Zooological Keeper - A sense of humour?
    You missed out Chalky!
  • Raak - A kiss?
  • Dazed5
    plump,no.
    So sorry Chalky darling. It could be argued that a sense of humour is part of this, but it isn't the answer.
    ZK, see above.
    Raak, no.
  • Raak - Is it something the two people involved would enjoy?
  • Kim - Is it, in fact, the physical act of lovemaking?
  • Breadmaster - Is it cutting hair?
    Kim asks what we were all thinking...
  • Zooological Keeper - But
    Don't sharks have sex?
  • Dazed5
    Raak, yes two people could enjoy this, but it is not necessarily confined to two, it can involve thousands.
    Kim, no, not lovemaking or indeed sex in itself.
    BM, no.
    ZK, I guess they do but I am not entirely sure if they do this.
    'Extra Clue' All the above mentioned activities take place after, and as a result of, this
  • Zooological Keeper - Recapping as I do
    ABSTRACT
    A poachers victory? No
    Is it a human concept? Not a concept
    Is it weather-related? No
    Is it a condition or state of being? On balance I would say yes.
    Is it a fictional human? (No)
    Is it a law of some kind? No
    Is it a sin? No
    Does it exist? Yes it does exist
    Can I make one? You can but do not think of it in the singular...it is abstract.
    Is it tangiable? Yes
    Or is it a feeling? Love, for example.No
    A suggestion? No
    War? No
    Is it an action? Yes
    Is it a gesture? It could be construed as being a gesture but it's more than that.
    Is it an action expressed by a transitive verb? It is all that and much more.
    Is it an action that a shark would normally do? Sharks may do this, I am no expert.
    Is it naughty? It can be naughty.
    Is it a sense of humour? It could be argued that a sense of humour is part of this, but it isn't the answer.
    Is it slapstick comedy? No. Is the thing to which this is done another person? One person would do this with another person.
    Is it dancing? No
    A kiss? No
    Is it something the two people involved would enjoy? Yes two people could enjoy this, but it is not necessarily confined to two, it can involve thousands.
    Is it, in fact, the physical act of lovemaking? No, not lovemaking or indeed sex in itself.
    Is it cutting hair? No

    'Extra Clue' All the above mentioned activities take place after, and as a result of, this.
  • Zooological Keeper - Does it actually involve physical contact?
    Looking back on that lot...
  • Breadmaster - Could this be successfully done if the two people didn't speak the same language?
  • Raak - Is it a greeting?
  • Dazed5
    ZK[nice recap]
    ZK, It can involve contact, but it does not need to.
    BM, It might be successful after much trying...*very big ooohs from the audience*
  • Dazed5 - Sunday golf
    Will be away for a few hours so I fully expect this to be nailed by then:)
  • rab - Conversation?
  • Zooological Keeper - Meeting and greeting?
    V random guess as my mind is now going 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh...'
  • Chalky - Surfing the web?
  • Chalky - I think I meant ....Surfing the 'net?
  • Raak - Wot about mine?
    See above -- a greeting?
  • Dazed5
    rab, close, very close, but its bigger than that. Conversation is a form of this.
    ZK, as for rab.
    Chalky, getting cooler.
    Raak, sorry must have been a simulpost, you weren't there before. A greeting is part of this but it's the bigger picture I'm after.
  • rab - Simply 'talking'?
  • Raak - Socializing?
  • Dazed5
    rab, talking is certainly a form of this, but expand the idea.
    Raak, socialising is again only a small part.
  • Zooological Keeper - A conference?
    Brain still v much in the argh department, but it's worth a try.
  • Zooological Keeper - celebrating Christmas/
    getting increasingly random
  • Raak - Society?
  • Dazed5
    ZK, not a conference. People actually do this at a conference.
    ZK, nothing to do with Christmas per se.
    Raak, the 'conversation' tack was closer.
  • rab - Communication?
  • Zooological Keeper - aaah
    sounds good to me rab!
  • Dazed5 - Victorious rab
    Crowd goes wild!.well done rab. Communication was precisely the word I was looking for.
  • Chalky - Well done rab :-)
  • Kim - Intercourse!
    Well, I wasn't that far wrong then, was I? Nice one, Rab.
  • rab - Back in the chair.
    Ok, to complete the set, this one's ANIMAL.
  • Raak - Colymbosathon ecplecticos?
  • rab
    Is that the dead fish with a big cock? Well, a humourist might make a connection.... but no.
  • Bob the dog - Human animal?
  • Inkspot - Is it a reptile?
  • rab
    [Bob and Inkspot] Human.
  • Chalky - Living?
  • Raak - Is it a specific person?
  • Dazed5
    Female?
  • rab
    [Chalky] Probably.
    [Raak] No.
    [Dazed5] Not gender specific.
  • Bob the dog - A group of humans?
  • rab
    [Bob] Ting! (That means 'yes' by the way).
  • Bob the dog - A geographic grouping?
  • Inkspot - A group/crowd at a specific celebration?
  • rab
    [Bob] Yes.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Bob the dog - English as first language?
  • Inkspot - Name given to people from a particluar city or town?
    eg Londoners/Mancunians
  • rab
    I think either Bob or Inkspot's going to get this one :)...

    [Bob] Straight answer: yes.
    [Inkspot] No, but there are some murmerings in the audience.

  • Chalky - From a particular country?
  • Inkspot - A particular group of musicians?
  • rab
    [Chalky] Yes, but Inkspot was closer with the previous question.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Raak - Glaswegians?
  • Inkspot - A group of NIMBY's? ;)
  • rab
    [Raak, Inkspot] No.

    Maybe I should clarify - it's not a name given to people from a particular city or town, but they are associated with a particular city or town.

  • Inkspot - Pearly Kings and Queens?
  • Chalky - Pie-eaters?
  • Bob the dog - Manchester United fans?
  • rab
    [Inkspot, Chalky, Bob the dog] No.
  • Raak - Is the city or town in the U.K.?
  • rab
    [Raak] Yes.
  • Chalky - Is the 'association' of an academic nature?
  • rab
    [Chalky] No.
  • Dazed5
    Is it anything to do with sport?
  • rab
    Nope.
  • Inkspot - Isit in Southern England (south of Brum)?
  • rab
    *audience laughs* No.
  • Dazed5
    Does the answer contain a number?
  • Zooological Keeper - Yorkshiremen?
  • rab
    [Dazed5] No... but the audience likes the way you're thinking.
    [ZK] No.
  • Dazed5
    Is it a midlands city?
  • Raak - Is it in England?
  • rab
    [Dazed5] Yes, so...
    [Raak] yes.
  • Inkspot - Are they a group of workers?
    *Geography of England never was my strong point, (now if it was Wales!) off to find out where Strattford and potteries are, see you at work tommorrow!*
  • rab
    [Inkspot] They were.
  • Chalky - The West Bromwich Seven?
  • Raak - The [some place] [some number]?
  • Raak
    No, can't be, given the answer to Dazed5 a moment ago.
  • Raak - The [some place] [some collective concept that is not a number]?
  • Inkspot - Is it a Guild?
    Someone in my office said Coventry was once a thiving wool town with a Cappers Guild - nothing to do with checking the tyre pressure at Longbridge then!
  • Lib - Anything to do with Stoke on Trent?
  • rab
    [Chalky] Does that exist? There might be a connection to something along these lines.
    [Raak, 2nd question] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Nope.
    [Lib] Maybe, but not primarily.
  • Dazed5
    Is there a connection to the Longbridge car plant?
  • rab - Feels generally very close...
    [Dazed5] No, you're getting colder.
  • Kim - Would it be The Birmingham Six, by any chance?
    Like moths to the flame....
  • Kim - Duuuuh!
    Retraction, given the answer to Dazed5's question some while ago.
  • Raak - Are any of them still alive?
  • Inkspot - Is it a collective name for a group of towns associated with pottery ?
  • Ibid - Is it anything to do with the armed forces?
  • Lib - Staffordshire?
  • rab
    [Kim] You shouldn't retract, because you're getting warmer.
    [Raak] I should think so.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Ibid] Not the armed forces.
    [Lib] No.
  • Raak - Is this a group it is possible to join?
  • Inkspot - A particular part of the police?
  • rab
    [Raak] Not any more, I think.
    [Inkspot] Yes! I think we're nearly there...
  • Chalky - The West Midlands ... er .... sommat?
  • rab
    [Chalky] Half-way there. I'll accept one of two possible completions.
  • Kim - [Chalky: West Midlands] [Kim: Constabulary]?
  • Raak - The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad?
  • rab
    Kim was soooo close, but it was Raak wot won it.

    *shakes Raak by the hand*

  • Raak
    *counts fingers*
    The next object is ABSTRACT.
  • Riff - Could it exist if there were no humans?
  • Tuj - Is it a recent invention, or an age-old concept?
  • Kim - Is it a function of time?
  • Raak
    [Riff] No.
    [Tuj] Not recent.
    [Kim] Yes.
  • Kim - Is it a measure of time?
  • Raak
    [Kim] No.
  • Kim - Does it have to do with the process of ageing?
  • Chalky - Is it anything to do with religion?
  • Riff - Is it scientific in nature?
  • Raak
    [Kim] No. (BTW, I took "a function of time" to mean "having something to do with time".)
    [Chalky] (ripple of laughter from the audience) To some people it is. (More laughter.) No, not really.
    [Riff] No.
  • Chalky - Last orders at the bar?
  • Software - Yesterday?
  • Inkspot - Is it an action carried out by humans?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] No.
    [Software] No.
    [Inkspot] People doing things is an essential part of it, but that's not actually the thing itself.
  • Chalky - ISIHaC?
  • Inkspot - Does it take place in all cultures?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Inkspot - Bar Mitzvah?
  • Chalky - er ... back to the chuckle-inducing 'religious' question .... is it an addiction of some kind?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Chalky] (more chuckles from the audience) No, not in itself.
  • Inkspot - Is it anything to do with sport?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Raak
    So far, Software's question sniffed closest to the Snark's bum.
  • rab - Is it an historic event?
  • Raak
    [rab] No.
  • Software - Memories?
  • Raak
    [Software] The Snark is nowhere in sight.
  • Chalky - Is it being early/late?
  • penelope - Is it the Karma Sutra?
  • Raak
    [Chalky,penelope] The Snark is in the vicinity of the Antipodes.
  • penelope - Is it the Rugby World Cup tournament (or part therof) ?
    sorry - two questions in close succession, but I can sense myself sniffing quite close to the Snark's Bottom now.
  • Raak
    [penelope] The Snark is nowhere to be seen (or sniffed).
  • Chalky - Is it connected with literature?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] No.
  • Inkspot? - Keeping a diary or appointments?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    Everyone is barking up entirely the wrong ocean.
  • rab - Might this be the study of some academic discipline?
  • Raak
    [rab] No, wrong planet now.
  • Raak
    Time. It has to do with time.
  • rab - Christmas?
  • Inkspot - Going back to Cultures, anything to do with western work ethic?
    Pushing the lilo out into the pool a bit further to see if it floats.
  • Raak
    [rab] (applause from the audience) No.
    [Inkspot] sssss...glug glug glug
  • rab - Easter?
  • rab
    Actually, remove that, it's something to do with religion only for some people. So...
  • rab - Is it some sort of festival?
  • Raak
    [rab] Yes! (But not Easter.) The footprints of the Snark have been found.
  • rab - Is it celebrated in the UK?
  • rab - (And can I sneak in Bonfire Night to get the obvious festival out of the way)?
  • Kim - Is it the Summer Solstice?
  • Raak
    [rab] Yes. At least, in a part of the UK. But not Bonfire Night.
    [Kim] No.
  • Lib - Burns night?
  • Inkspot - Up Helly Aa?
  • Raak
    [Lib] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    The hunters are circling around the Snark's lair...
  • rab - Is it celebrated in Scotland?
  • Chalky - Glastonbury Festival?
  • Software - Hogmany?
  • Inkspot - Jools Holland New Years Eve Hootenanny?
    Pushing out a flotilla of rubber ducks!
  • penelope - Beltane?
  • Raak
    [rab] The Snark's tail has been grasped.
    [Inkspot] The Snark gulps them down and burps.
    [Chalky,Penelope] The Snark flings two of its hunters into the top of a tree.
    [Software] Wielding the Sword of Truth and the Shield of Fair Play, Software has captured the Snark! (Hogmanay, actually, rather than the festival of stocktaking at the piggery, but I'll give you that.)

    Audience presents Software with the mounted head of a Snark.

  • Shetlander
    The longboat is nearly ready for Hogmany or a some call it Up Helly Aa .
  • Raak
    [Shetlander] Alas, the audience were insufficiently knowledgeable to give the necessary applause for the near miss.
  • Lib
    A pre-emptitive guess. Is it man made?
  • Chalky
    *muttering from top of tree* ... pesky Snark ...
  • Kim - Is it alive?
    Hey! There's a whole new game here. We ask a whole load of questions (say, 20) and then, only when 20 questions have been asked, the winner of the previous round thinks of something that fits some of the questions, but not all of them. On second thoughts.....where is Software, anyway?
  • Software - A most unexpected surprise! * Takes Bow *. Now What?
    Ah a little complex I think but Animal and Vegetable with Abstract connexions.
  • Kim - The Abominable Snowman?
  • Chalky - Is it a place?
  • Raak - Is it customarily eaten?
  • Inkspot - Is it something someone would normaly wear?
  • Lib - Is it alive (in real or fictional terms)?
  • Software - Hello everyone, welcome to the first batch of answers.
    Chalks: No
    Raak: No
    Inky: No (although slight fidgeting in audience)
    Lib: Yes (mostly)
  • Raak - Is the animal human?
  • Chalky - Is the Vegetable part a vegetable product?
    Raak - I nearly simulposted exactly the same question as you. I have adapted.
  • Software - I will be away from a PC for the weekend, so no hair tearing, please. My last dip into MC will be about 1700 hours tonight.
    Raak: Yes.
    Chalks: No.
  • Inkspot - Is it anyone or a particular person?
  • Raak - Does the answer have to do with the forthcoming holiday season?
  • Chalky - Is the vegetable part a fruit?
  • Software - One more go:
    Inky: No
    Raak: Yes (slight ripple of clapping and murmering from audience)
    Chalks: No, well not exactly, oh, all right, technically yes. (one lonely individual in audience claps a loud, embarassing single clap).
  • Chalky - Anything to do with the story of the Nativity?
  • Raak - Is it a party game?
  • Tuj - Is it the fat guy who dressses in red?
    Sorry, his name escapes me right now. Father something?
  • Software - Sneaking in a quick visit to MC
    Chalks: No
    Raak: No (Slight titter from audience)
    Tuj: No. No transvestites, please.
  • Inkspot - Is the fruit mistletoe berries?
  • Raak - Does it involve alcohol?
  • Software - Sneaking in to MC away from the entertaining.
    Inkspot: Yes (Audience: ripple of applause)
    Raak: Err.. yes and no (audience titters)
  • ZK - Kissing under the mistletoe? (or involving doing so?)
    Quite abstract though in the main, I grant you...
  • Software - Amazing! ZK has it.! (Audience, goes wild, stamping feet and cheering.)
  • ZK - Shock and surprise
    Ooh! Goodness! *stands up and takes a brief bow, blushing furiously* I apologise for keeping you waiting so long, have been out doing the Christmas necessaries with the relatives. Okay, the next one is ABSTRACT.
  • Software - Is it to do with Christmas?
  • Chalky - Are you a bloke?
  • Raak - Is it an activity?
  • Zooological Keepress
    [Software]Yes (clapping from audience)
    [Chalky] Not last time I checked. Why?
    [Raak](audience mumbling) Settling eventually on no.
  • Breadmaster - Is it a carol?
  • Chalky - Is it connected with religion?
    [ZK] Well - mainly because it makes a difference to the sort of questions I would ask :-)
  • Zooological Keeper
    [Breadmaster] No. [Chalky] Yes, technically. Generally, probably not. *wonders what kind of questions you'd be asking otherwise* :)
  • Inkspot - Is it a Christmas tale or story?
  • Kim - Is it connected with the giving of presents?
    [Chalky] *Echoes ZK's thoughts* Explain! Explain!
  • ZK
    [Inkspot]No.
    [Kim]Hmmm...that depends...possibly. I'll say: for me, personally, no.
  • Software - Is it festivities?
  • Zooological Keeper
    [Software] No. It generally involves them but is not festivities themselves. The usual questions seem to be missing from this round; they might help.
  • Raak - Is it fictional?
  • ZK
    [Raak] No.
  • Chalky - Is it an emotion?
  • Chalky
    [ZK, Kim] ahem ... like Ann Elk - I have a theory. However, it would be unfair to hijack this game in order to expound it. I'll mention it in Banter one day, I'm sure :-)
  • Inkspot - Is it an expression or saying?
  • Kim - Is is a measure of time?
    [Chalks] I'll look forward to that. P.S. I think it's Anne, not Ann.
  • Software - Seasons Greetings?
  • Raak - Is it Christmas?
  • Chalky - Is it a 'sin'?
  • Zooological Keeper
    [Chalky] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Kim] In a way.
    [Software] No. [Raak] (excited murmurs from audience)OOOoooh....no.
    [Chalky] It depends what you do with it :)
  • Bob the dog - Is it the season of goodwill?
    ZK] Not a bloke? That means we males are outnumbered.
  • Zooological Keeper
    [BtD] No.
    Was everyone assuming up to this point that I was? Ah well.
    It might help to follow Kim's lead. Or Raak's.
  • Raak - Boxing Day?
  • ZK
    [Raak].........no.
  • Kim - Is it the Twelve Days of Christmas?
  • Inkspot - Is it a film?
  • ZK
    [Kim] No. [Inkspot] Not to the best of my knowledge. I daresay it has featured in many.
  • Kim - Christmas Eve?
  • Chalky - New Year?
  • Inkspot - is it an event like the Queens Christmas Address to the Commonwalth?
  • Zooological Keeper
    [Chalky, Inkspot] No.
    [Kim] Yes!
  • Audience
    *whooping, cheering, goes generally wild for Kim*
  • Align
  • Kim - Gosh!
    Thank you one and all and especially to ZK for a festive and entertaining go. Right: this one is.....*flattened trumped makes ham-fisted attempt at fanfare*....ABSTRACT!
  • Raak - New Years Day?
  • Software - Can we discard the seasonal theme now?
  • Inkspot - Is it a fictional character?
  • Breadmaster - Is it an action? (oblig.)
    I had assumed that ZK was male, on the basis of my theory that the more strange the nickname, the more likely the person is to be male. But I really want to hear Chalky's theory now.
  • Zooological Keeper - Is it a measure of time?
    I want to hear Chalky's theory too! My name is filched from "Insurance - the White Man's Burden", if anyone ever wondered...
  • snorgle - Is there only one?
    isn't my nickname strange?
  • Lib - Is it alive?
  • Tuj - Is it related to ISIHAC?
  • Kim - Sorry I'm late!
    Sorry, everyone, but I had no chance to get to a computer today. Right, let's see..
    [Raak] No.
    [Software] Y..y..y..y..y...just about.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [ZK] No. That's my favourite opener!
    [snorgle] Strictly, yes. And Yes.
    [Lib] No.
    [Tuj] Not in any conventional sense.
  • Breadmaster - Would all adults recognise this concept?
    [snorgle] Yes, a bit. It's not a hard and fast rule. But your name is less silly than, say, "DrQu+xum", "I Say! Porter!" or indeed my own. What is the origin of "Snorgle"? Or do I not want to know?
  • Kim
    [Breadmaster] Almost certainly not all adults. P.S. Wan't to know why I call myself Kim?
  • Chalky - Is it connected with the arts?
  • Fridge
    OK, why do u call yourself kim?
  • LotUS - Is it a scientific concept?
    I too would be interested to hear the origins of 'snorgle'
  • Breadmaster - Would all of us recognise this concept?
    This is all getting very intriguing, isn't it?
  • snorgle - Would all children recognise it?
    Snorgling is a noise my dog makes - it sounds like a snore and a gargle - usually when he wants some food or attention. It's quiet but effective at getting your attention, although it can be quite annoying! (I also saw the name in a comic book letters page once, and fancied it...)
  • Raak - Is it connected with religion?
  • Kim - View Halloo!
    [Chalky] No.
    [Fridge] Sorry, you have to post a question or a guess as well.
    [LotUS] No. I'd be interested to hear the origins of a lot of these names. Perhaps we could turn it into a game.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [snorgle] No.
    [Raak] Yes. *The Snark is sighted in the distance. Raak rallies the hounds with a clarion call on his bugle and sets off in hot pursuit.*
  • Inkspot - Is it connceted to Judaism?
  • Kim - Picky, picky
    It is connected to Judaism.
  • Lib - Chanukkah ?
    So why Kim? The origin or Lib is rather underwheling, but i still and quite fond of it!
  • Lib
    Ok, that makes no sense. I meant to say.... The origin of Lib is rather underwhemling, but I'm still quite ford of it. (I've got a cold and my head isn't working!)
  • snorgle - Innocence?
  • LotUS - Passover?
  • Raak - Is it a particular event?
  • Kim
    [Lib] No.
    [snorgle] No.
    [LotUS] No.
    [Raak] Nnnnnnnn...no.
  • Inkspot - Is it a ceremony particular to this faith?
  • Kim
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Raak - The Exodus?
  • Inkspot - Is it a place?
  • LotUS - Is it unique to Judaisim?
  • Kim
    [Raak] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [LotUS] I cannot answer that definitively, without researching other faiths, which I am not in a position to do. I *think* that it is uniquely associated with Judaism.
  • Inkspot - Is it a name for a collection of things?
  • snorgle - Is it a Bat Mitzvah?
    the girl's version..
  • Software - Yom kipur?
  • Raak - Circumcision?
  • Kim
    [Inkspot] No.
    [snorgle] No.
    [Software] No.
    [Raak] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it conected to language or speech?
  • Raak - Is it an action?
  • Tuj - A historical event?
  • Kim
    [Inkspot] Yes. *One of the hounds has picked up the scent of The Snark. "If he turns down that way, shouts Inkspot, we can run him to ground!"*
    [Raak] No.
    [Tuj] In the sense that it was something that supposedly happened a long time ago and got written about, yes.
  • ZK - Was it written about in the Old Testament of the Bible?
    Is there an interesting reason why you call yourself Kim? Also, if we had a game about the origins of all our screen names, how long would it last? *schizophrenic voice chips in* I suppose it would depend on what you made the rules...
  • snorgle - the 10 commandments?
  • Kim - Snark at bay
    [ZK] Yes!
    Well, I had this idea that it could be played within the general boundaries of Animal-Vegetable-Mineral-Abstract. People ask yes/no questions and from the answers given slowly uncover the truth.
    [snorgle] No.
  • ZK - Was it written in Genesis?
    Ooh, good plan!
  • ZK - Was it written in Exodus?
  • ZK - Was it written in Leviticus?
  • ZK - Was it written in Numbers?
  • Inkspot - Is it something Man built or tried to build?
    No idea what I'm babbling on about, but my name is not very well disguised, I keep posting the latest Celebrity MC tables on an of and on weekly ad hoc basis, so players would have to diliberatley not get it right;)
  • ZK - Was it written in Deuteronomy?
    *leaves it for now*
  • Raak - The plagues of Egypt?
  • Kim
    [ZK] No, no, no, no and no.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Raak] No.
    I'm tempted to post a clue, but Inkspot is perilously close to a breakthrough with his last two postings and ZK may get there by a process of elimination. I'll provide a clue, if asked.
  • Raak
    If it's not in the Pentateuch, that cuts out most of the OT events I can think of...
  • Raak - The walls of Jericho falling down?
  • Breadmaster - Is it in any of the prophets?
    By which I mean, of course, Isaiah onwards, and including Lamentations and Jonah because they're nice and short.
  • Kim - The Snark is running out of breath
    [Raak] No.
    [Breadmaster] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Are they from the second section of the Tanakh (one of the books of Neviim)?
  • Software - The 10 commandmants?
  • Kim - The
    [Inkspot] No. Go back to your question before last.
    [Software] No. I think we've already eliminated the Torah.
    One more go, then I think we'll put up a clue.
  • Software - The tower of babel(fish)?
  • Inkspot - Something made by the big man upstairs ?
  • Ibid - Is it a prophecy?
  • Raak - Belshazzar's Feast?
  • Breadmaster - Jonah preaching to Nineveh?
    Crikey, I haven't guessed one yet, and if I don't get this one at least I will have to retire ashamed.
  • Kim - Clue time
    [Software] No. Isn't that what Inkspot was *babbling* on about before?
    [Inkspot] Yyyy...yes. In the sense that it is something that He caused to happen. Now, go back again to your question about language and your question about the Tanakh and put them together. If you don't get this one, I will be disappointed.
    [Ibid] Not as such.
    [Raak] Not as such.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    *But the Snark is utterly trapped between several of the hounds and cannot move one way or another. Surely one of them will now deliver the fatal blow...*
  • Breadmaster - Is it the valley of dry bones?
    I'm clutching at straws here, at least until I get home and can start listing every event from the start of Isaiah onwards...
  • Kim
    [Breadmaster] No.
  • Raak - "Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin"?
  • Inkspot - Hagiographa?
    Have I backed up too far and overshot the mark
  • Kim - Bang!!
    [Raak] Yes! The exact words I was looking for were "Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin", although I would, at this point, have accepted "The Writing on the Wall". I was sure that Inkspot would succeed. It is from the Ketuvim, the third section of the Tanakh, it had everything to do with language, it was not a prophesy as such, although it did tell the king what would happen to his kingdom and it was not Balshazzars feast, as such, although it did occur at the same time. Many contestants came within a gnats, but Raak hits the spot once again. Congratulations, Raak! The chair is yours, but with an honourable mention to Inkspot for incisive questioning.
  • Raak
    A fiery hand writes: ANIMAL and VEGETABLE.
  • ZK - Meat and two veg?
    A sparse dinner, at Christmas.
  • ZK - Is the animal living?
  • Raak
    [Zk] No to both.
  • Inkspot - Is the vegetable, a vegetable.
    drat and double drat
  • Kim - Does it have anything to do with Christmas?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Partly.
    [Kim] No.
  • Breadmaster - Is it a single thing?
    Goddammit! That was going to be my next question. I had forgotten that the book of Daniel is traditionally considered one of the prophets, although today it is always classified as an apocalyptic work. Arrrgh!
  • Lib - Is it edible?
  • Raak
    [Bm] Yes. Commiserations on the last one -- sounds like you knew too much!
    [Lib] (amusement in the audience) Yes. Definitely.
  • Kim - Is it a combination of animal and vegetable ingredients known by a specific name (eg "Duck á L'orange")?
  • Raak
    [Kim] Yes!
  • Breadmaster - Is it a work of art?
  • ZK - Is it toad-in-the-hole?
  • Kim - Is is a dish usually associated with a particular country?
  • Inkspot - Is the 'animal' part poultry?
  • rab - Is a sauce involved?
  • Raak
    [Bm] No.
    [ZK] No.
    [Kim] Yes!
    [Inkspot] No.
    [rab] No.
  • Inkspot - Paella?
  • ZK - Is it a dish usually associated with France?
  • ZK - Is it a dish usually associated with Italy?
  • ZK - Is it a dish usually associated with China?
  • ZK - Is it a dish usually associated with the USA?
  • ZK - Is it a dish usually associated with Britain?
    I'm liking this new annoying habit of mine :)
  • Kim - *Farkle*
    Biding my time and letting ZK do all the hard work.....
  • ZK
    :)
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [ZK] No, no, no, no, and er um sort of but no not actually.
    [Kim] *fring*
  • Kim - Is is a dish associated with one particular country in Great Britain?
  • Raak
    [Kim] Yes.
  • Kim - Is it Scotland?
  • rab - Haggis, Neeps and Tatties?
    (seeing as Kim simul'ed the same question as I)
  • Kim - Is it Haggis?
    [rab] Thief! That was to be my next question!
  • rab
    Actually I just dismissed 'haggis' on account of not being veggy, but then I remembered the oats. And here we learn the importance, finally, of checking our oats.
  • Raak
    [Kim] Yes.
    [rab] You have, alas, overshot the mark.
    [Kim] It is indeed HAGGIS.
    The audience carries the triumphant Kim on their shoulders round the room, to the accompaniment of massed pipers.
  • Breadmaster
    Impressively swift, but is that really a single thing?
  • Raak
    [Bm] Well, pick up a haggis. Do you have a single thing in your hand? Or is it two things, the skin and the contents? Or is it a trinity of skin, animal edibles, and vegetable edibles? If three, is it simultaneously one? Does the process of combining the ingredients to make a haggis subsume their three natures into a single nature, or do they retain three separate natures which in the cooking process become like, but still separate? Will you be hunted through every glen in Scotland for confusing homoousion with homoiousion?
  • ZK - A wacky idea....
    How about the next one...whose turn is it?
  • Raak
    As the last winner, Kim has first refusal on the chair.
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] Ha! Very good. You and your sneaky iota. When I said "single thing" I meant a particular, unique individual, but I should probably have phrased it better. I shall retire to a monastery in the Thebaid and secretly write self-vindicating books to be discovered 1500 years in the future.
  • Kim - Errr....right....
    OK. This next one is.....MINERAL and VEGETABLE
  • Raak - Whisky?
  • ZK - Is it liquid?
  • ZK - Is it something manufactured from mineral and vegetable materials?
  • ZK
    *doi* actually that kind of goes without saying, but you know what I mean... as opposed to "a rock and a couple of carrots" :)
  • Breadmaster - Is it edible?
  • Inkspot - Is is something that is normally worn?
  • Toby - Petrified wood?
  • Kim - And....they're off!!
    [raak] No.
    [ZK] No.
    [ZK] Yes.
    [ZK] Err...yes. It could have been a snowman (which would fit the "carrot and a couple of rock" idea (but isn't).
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Toby] No.
  • Kim
    [All] P.S. I will have limited playing time today. My wife is on call (she's a midwife) and so I shall have to keep our telephone line free (we only have one, which does double duty as land line and internet line) from 9 O'clock this evening. I'll try to get back to this game at least once between then and now.
  • Raak - Is the vegetable part wood?
  • Inkspot - Is the mineral a metal?
  • plump - Is it normally found in the home?
  • Kim - Triple whammy!
    [Raak] Yes!
    [Inkspot] Yes!
    [plump] Yes!
  • Inkspot - Is it a particular piece of furniture?
  • Raak - A door?
  • Kim
    [Inkspot] Not furniture in the conventional sense.
    [Raak] No.
  • Raak - A house built of wood, with metal fixings?
  • Inkspot - Is it made for a particular use?
  • Kim
    [Raak] No.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Raak - Is it possible to pick it up with one hand?
  • plump - A door knob?
  • Kim
    [Raak] No.
    [plump] No.
  • Good News - A window?
  • Good News - Does the wood form more of the structure than the metal?
  • Inkspot - Is it most likely to be used in one particular room more than any other?
  • Raak - Is it a fixture?
  • Toby - Is it just as likely to be found NOT in the home?
  • ZK
    [Toby] ooh, i like that....
  • Kim
    [Good news] No.
    [Good news] Hmmm....difficult. Let me say that the thing could not exist without both, but the wood holds the whole thing together.
    [Inkspot] Yyyyyyyes.....most likely to be used in certain rooms rather than others...
    [Raak] No.
    [Toby] Yes!
    [ZK] I see you've been lurking....(!)
  • Raak - Is it a container of any sort?
  • Inkspot - Is it made to be sat on?
  • Lib - Is it a desk? (of office style)
  • Kim
    [Raak] No.
    [Inkspot] *Clue* Not on.
    [Lib] No.
    I have been looking at plump's first question, which, I think, is capable of more than one interpretation. Comments, supplementary questions invited.
  • Raak - Is it a support for something?
  • Inkspot - Is it powered by electricity?
  • Software - A coffin?
  • Dazed5 - A child's swing?
  • Raak - An Analytical Engine executed in Victorian walnut and brass?
  • Toby - Is it meant to be sat under?
    [ZK] Ta.
  • Kim - Prepositions, prepositions.....
    [Raak] No.
    [Inkspot] *Clue* Mine isn't, but there are some varieties you can get that are.
    [Software] No.
    [Dazed5] No.
    [Raak] Nice, but no. (*Thinks*) "Hmmmm, walnut and brass......"
    [Toby] No. Try again.
  • Toby - Fine. Sat between beyond above for to - oh, there's one. Sat in?
  • Toby - Is every home likely to have one?
  • ZK - Sat at - is it a piano?
  • Inkspot - A early Victorian jacuzzi, with hand bellows attachments?
  • Kim - I only use it to tinkle on.....
    [Toby] Oh, bad luck. None of the above. And not every home is likely to have one, although I think that every home should.
    [ZK] Bingo! *sings*"Sitting at my pi-a-no the other day...".
    [Inkspot] I would love to visit your home one day....
    Congratulations, and the antique birthing stool with bronze attachments goes to Zoological Keeper with compliments. Lurking clearly works.....
  • ZK - *lurk lurk lurk*
    Hurrah! [Kim] Gratefully received and sitting next to my medieval teak espressomatic. Right, I shall endeavour to offer another one for all to get their metaphorical teeth into. And it shall be ABSTRACT. How do you get colour tags?
  • The Phantom HTML Assistant
    [ZK] <font color=red>Like this</font> for standard colours, <font color="#80FF28">or like this</font> to roll your own.
  • Inkspot - Can it be seen?
  • snorgle - Is it a fictional character?
    Messing around with colours!
  • Kim - Is it an activity?
    Colour me baaaaaaaaaad!
  • ZK - A good start to the day
    Righto.
    [Inkspot] mmmmmmmmm...for now, I'll go with no.
    [snorgle] Not mainly but has featured as such in at least one book I know of.
    [Kim] No.
  • Raak - Is it anything to do with time?
  • ZK
    [Raak] *ripples of applause in the back row of the audience] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Is it a date or event on the calender?
  • Raak - Is it the shortness in duration of an eclair?
  • ZK
    [Inkspot] Yes and no.
    [Raak :)] Same answer.
  • Inkspot - The winter solstice?
  • Raak - Tea-time?
  • Kim - Does it occur once every four years and will it, in fact, occur next year?
  • Breadmaster - Is it a unit of measurement?
  • ZK
    [Inkspot, Raak] It includes both.
    [Kim]Um, no.
    [Breadmaster]No.
  • Inkspot - Is it the title of a book?
  • Inkspot - Is it connected with religion?
  • Raak - Does it have a duration?
  • Zooological Keeper - much checking needed
    *trolling back from amazon* [Inkspot] I've found it included in a few, but it is not the title of a book in itself. [Inkspot once more] Not to the best of my knowledge. [Raak] Possibly.
  • Raak - Does it occur on a regular schedule?
  • Dazed5 - Is it one of the seasons?
  • Breadmaster - Is it an anthropomorphisation?
    Like Jack Frost.
  • ZK - *waiting for Breadmaster to pounce*
    [Raak] Er, not as such....no.
    [Dazed5] Technically, no.
    [Breadmaster] Umm, I think so.
  • ZK
    But it's not Jack Frost. :)
  • ZK - crimbo
    I can't promise to be back before the end of today; I need to clean my room, wrap presents, help around the house and attend midnight mass and this may involve arranging with my friend for her to come stay with us for crimble so Merry Christmas all if I don't see you again soon, and I hope some brilliant period of enlightenment visits you and tells you the answer - I suspect Breadmaster's onto a winner anyway, if someone else doesn't filch it first. christmas blessings all! xx
  • ZK
    *breathes*
  • Raak - (going for the obvious:) Santa Claus?
  • ZK - popping back long enough to be a spoilsport
    [Raak] Sorry, but no.
  • Toby - The Wings of Time?
    Or should that be 'the Sands'?
  • ZK - and again
    [Toby] Exceedingly sorry, but no.
  • snorgle - Chronos- a personification of time?
  • ZK - Merry Christmass all!!
    [snorgle] Oh, so excruciatingly sorry!!! But, specifically, no. If no-one else gets it before the 27th I may have to concede.
  • Kim - Old Father Time?
  • ZK
    And with the dawn of Boxing Day, we usher in a new age of guessing as Kim rides home with the victory and an extra glass of egg-nog. It was indeed Father Time. :)
  • Breadmaster - I would have got away with it if it weren't for these pesky kids!
    Oh damn yer eyes, why do I always unwittingly nearly get it and then not return to the computer for 48 hours? Curses!!
  • Kim - Ho Ho Ho!
  • Kim
    They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This much it does not have in common with turkey.
    OK, folks, this one's ABSTRACT
  • Breadmaster - Is it FICTIONAL?
    You'll be eating increasingly tough revenge sandwiches for months, if I have my way!
  • Kim
    [Breadmaster] In the broadest sense, yes. (...and of course there's always a nice warming cup of revenge soup on day three.)
  • Breadmaster - Would it be comprehensible to the average 10-year-old?
    I'll get this. By hook or by crook.
  • Raak - Is it related to the present festive seeason?
  • Toby - Is it a philosophical conceit?
  • Chalky - Kim - are you planning to appear soon?
  • Kim - Sorry I'm late!
    [Breadmaster] I would say the average 10 year-old would not know about this.
    [Raak] In the broadest sense, yes.
    [Toby] Please clarify, or give an example.
    [Chalky] Yes. Sorry, I was out of commission yesterday.
  • Raak - Is it closely related to ISIHAC, in anything less than the broadest sense?
  • Toby
    Ah. A meta-abstraction, really, such as: "Das Ding an sich", existential Angst, Jeffersonian democracy...
  • Breadmaster - Is it, in your opinion, a positive thing?
    [Toby] Das Ding an sich was of course Kant's attempt to write a Christmas carol - not sure why it never caught on.
  • Kim
    [Raak] No.
    [Toby] Ahhh, I see. No.
    [Breadmaster] In my opinion it can only either be both positive and negative, or neither.
  • Toby - Is it Occam's Razor?
    Which is of course related to the current festive season in that the introduction of the assumption of the existence of Father Christmas is a necessary premise; and is also of course pure fiction.
    [Breadmaster] I thought it did - Ding, an sich, Dingalingaling - which was subsequently corrupted by the uncomprehending rabble.
  • Kim
    [Toby] No.
    [All] *Clue* It may help to think along the lines of Raak's first question, omitting the word "festive".
  • Raak - The 28th of December?
  • Inkspot - Is it a calender event ? eg winter solstice?
    Toby] I liked Chuck Berry's version!
  • Breadmaster - Is it weather-related?
    [Inkspot] I think you're the only person who did!
  • Raak - A white 28th of December?
  • Kim
    [Inkspot] *Sporadic applause from the audience.* Strong calendar association, but not a solstice, nor an equinox.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Raak] No.
  • Chalky - Is it a Bank Holiday?
  • Toby - The Eve of the New Year?
  • Inkspot - Your birthday?
  • Kim - Back to work!
    [Chalky] No.
    [Toby] *More applause*. No. It is not a calendar event as such, but something that has an association with that particular calendar event.
    [Inkspot] No, but thank you for thinking of me.
  • Breadmaster - A resolution?
  • Kim
    [Breadmaster] No.
  • Raak - A Burns Supper?
  • Kim
    [Raak] No.
  • Toby - Sylvester? Hogmanay? A kiss at midnight?
    Or would that last one be 'animal'?
  • Kim
    [Toby] None of the above.
    [All] I'm getting concerned that if we get too far into this month, my choice will cease to be aposite. There is one very popular question arising out of "abstract" that has not yet been asked.
  • Breadmaster - Is it an action?
    And if so, is it first-footing?
  • Kim
    [Breadmaster] No, not an action.
  • snorgle - Is it a human concept?
  • Inkspot - Is it getting to second base on first date?
    Obviously very important during the winter and broadly fictional though more mythical to some.
  • Chalky - First footing?
  • Raak - Hogwatch?
  • Toby - Is it an anthropomorphisation?
  • Kim
    [Chalks] No.
    [Raak] No.
    [Toby] Yes! *Applause*
  • snorgle - Jack Frost?
    So I guess that's a yes to mine too!
  • Toby - The old guy with the '2003' banner stumbling out on his cane while the little '2004'-bannered baby crawls in?
    Is there a name for that?
  • Kim
    [snorgle] No. But yes to your previous. Apologies for missing it.
    [Toby] No, and I have no idea what that is called, but you are getting closer.
    [Inkspot] Apologies for missing your earlier post. Nice, but no.
  • Raak - Janus?
  • Dazed5 - Is it a tall dark man carrying coal?
    Or some such thing.
  • Kim - Hallelujia!
    [Raak] Yes! The answer is the god JANUS. The kissing stool to Raak with compliments.
    [Dazed5] Sorry, we have gas.
  • Raak
    A blind guess, after having been sure snorgle must have had it with Jack Frost.

    The next object is ANIMAL, with ABSTRACT connections.

  • Toby - A brontosaurus?
    HE-HE-HEM. I have a theory...
  • Raak
    [Toby] No.
  • Kim - Is it an actual animal, known to exist or to have existed in the past?
    That's an "A-N" not "A-N-N-E" animal.
  • Raak
    [Kim] An actual entity classed as ANIMAL, yes.
  • Inkspot - Is it a person?
    I'll up my number of guesses once I'm back at work tomorrow;)
  • Tuj - Is it extinct?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Tuj] Not applicable, given that it's a person.
  • Breadmaster - Is the person living?
  • Raak
    [Bm] No.
  • momus
    Is it Mark Rothko, or another abstract artist?
  • momus
    Is it Mark Rothko, or another abstract artist?
  • Raak
    [momus] Neither Mark Rothko, not any other abstract artist.
  • Raak
    s/not/nor/
  • Inkspot - Is it a real person who has been 'fictionalised'?
    "fictionalised" is almost the word I mean, someone who lived but their life has been 'embroidered' like Robin Hood or King Arthur, but not mythical.
  • Toby - Is it a scientist?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Toby] Ah. Um. There is room for multiple opinions and flame-wars on that topic.
  • Inkspot - Was he Italian?
  • Chalky - Nostradamus?
  • Dujon - Von Danniken? (sp?)
  • Chalky
    that was a triple simulpost
  • Dujon - Urrgh
    He's still alive. I think ... please ignore. (More elbow jogging, Chalky! Sorry.)
  • Toby - Sigmund Freud?
  • Toby - And is he, in fact, a he?
  • Breadmaster - Paracelsus?
  • Kim - Leonard of Quirm?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Dujon] No. (And he isn't still alive, according to a previous answer.)
    [Toby] No, yes.
    [Bm] No.
    [Kim] No.
  • Chalky - Was he' alive' before 1800 BC
    ... perhaps we should nail the time of this slightly abstracted chappie.
  • Thrax - L. Ron Hubbard
    I've no idea if he's dead yet, but there ya go.
  • Inkspot - Has he given name to theory/principle/law?
  • Inkspot - Has he given name to theory/principle/law?
  • Inkspot - oops!
    half ten...phew...time for a cuppa tea
  • Raak
    [Chalky] Yes.
    [Thrax] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Breadmaster - Was he alive before 1000AD?
    The late and, IMHO, not enormously great L. Ron Hubbard died in 1986. His spirit is probably floating around near us as we speak.
  • Inkspot - Was he an astronomer?
    back refreshed and ready for more of the same till lunchtime
  • Raak
    [Bm] Yes.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Dazed5 - Was he recognised as a philosopher?
  • Raak
    [Dazed5] Yes!
  • Inkspot - Plato?
  • Chalky - Aristotle?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Chalky] Bullseye!
  • Irkspot
    My toast lands on the floor jam side down aswell!

  • ZK - [Irkspot] Er, right
    And cats always land on their feet. So if you strap a piece of toast and jam to the back of a cat....
  • Breadmaster
    Goddammit! I'm curious why it would be considered controversial to call Aristotle a scientist. He did, after all, pretty much invent biology.
  • Thrax - Freakout
    He didn't invent my biology. I'm fairly certain that two sexually-inclined Yorkshirepersons were responsible for my spawning. I believe they were doing their service to the nation, in an attempt to prevent us from being outnumbered by the Germans, as is the time-honoured custom in this fair land of ours.
  • Raak
    [Bm] A scientist by the standards of the time, maybe.
  • Chalky - getting a word in edgeways ...
    Ooh - that was lucky. It's ages since I had a turn in the chair. I'm office based for the next few days, so will try to keep it simple:
    M I N E R A L with 'vegetable' connections . . .
  • Toby - Yukon gold potatoes?
    And I see the boys are at it again ;-) Maybe we need a Jesting Pilate game for the what is art/what value philosophy/science to whom/why a duck? discussions?
  • Breadmaster - Is it art?
    [Toby] Great idea - in the unlikely event of my starting a band, our first album will now be called Jesting Pilate.
  • Thrax - Is it "The Potato Eaters?"
    I forget which artist painted it. I like the sound of a band though. I always wanted to be in a band when I were a lad. Unfortunately I have no musical talent whatsoever. (Cries) I can't read write or play music to save me life, though I'd be at home on the mic, butchering Pink Floyd tracks and pretending I was doing them justice.
  • Chalky
    Toby - No
    Breadmaster - No, not really
    Thrax - No
  • Breadmaster - Is it something I could go and see today?
    [Thrax] When I was a student I had a burning ambition to start a band called Asymmetrically Repulsive and release an album entitled Messianic Duck. Like you, I was hampered by an actively negative musical ability, being semi-tone deaf. One day, though...
  • Kim - Is it made of stone?
    I was a drummer in a rock band for a while. We were originally going to call ourselves Thundering Imbeciles but settled, in the end, on Barok. Well, it was 25 years ago...
  • Dazed5 - Is it unique?
  • Inkspot - Is it made from metal?
  • Raak - Is it an article of cutlery?
  • Chalky - apologies for delay
    Breadmaster - Yes
    Kim - No
    Dazed - No
    Inkspot - Metal, yes, and other stuff
    Raak - No
    [I may not be able to get back here before 6pm. Keep piling on the guesses - it's quite straightforward].
  • Inkspot - Is it a kitchen device like a breadmaker or kettle?
  • Raak - Is it a kitchen non-device like a baking tray or a pan?
  • Breadmaster - Would it commonly be considered a household item?
  • Software - Is it larger than a microwave oven?
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - No
    Raak - No
    B'master - Yes [and could be found in a kitchen]
    Software - No
  • Software - Is it a tool, in the conventional sense, that is?
  • Raak - Is it for gardening?
  • momus
    Is it a Garlic Crusher?
  • Chalky
    Software - No
    Raak - No [although I suppose it could be found in a garden]
    momus - if I'm not mistaken, a garlic crusher is a kitchen device [but of course, you may use one for entirely different purposes :-)
  • Raak - Is it for woodworking?
  • Chalky
    Raak - No
  • Tuj - Would it be connected to a particular household area?
  • Inkspot - Is it powered by either batteries or mains electricity?
  • Chalky
    Tuj - Not really
    Inkspot - YES!
  • Raak - Is it an electric pencil-sharpener?
  • Chalky
    Raak - No :-)
  • momus
    whilst this sounds cheap I can assure you that some are rather pricey..is it a lazy cucumber styled dildo?
  • Breadmaster - Is the vegetable connection wood?
  • Chalky
    B'master - Yes, on most occasions [from what I can ascertain]
  • Raak - A paper shredder
  • Inkspot - Is it usually always switched on?
    eg a radio could be but is not usually
  • Dazed5 - Is it used for entertainment?
  • Breadmaster - Would most homes in this country probably have one?
  • Chalky - sorrysorrysorry
    Eek - I thought I'd replied to the first 3 questions above at about 3pm... I'm so sorry, I must have left it on preview. To repeat:
    Raak - No
    Inkspot - Not always ... and a *'hearty cheer* for a superb example. SO close!
    Dazed - YES!
    Breadmasterly person - Not yet ;-)
  • Dazed5 - A digital radio?
  • Raak - Grow-lights for growing pot?
  • Raak - A five-speed walking stick?
  • Raak - Digital wallpaper?
  • Raak - An intelligent door?
  • Chalky - He may be Dazed [& Confused] but he's SPOT ON!
    Well done Dazed - DAB it is - and very much on my mind as the grateful recipient of such a wondrous beast this Christmas [Pure Evoke 1]. I think Bob's got the same toy :-)
    Inkspot - commiserations ...
    ... and apologies to all for being so busy just at the wrong time - which rather lost the momentum of the game.
  • Raak
    What were the wooden vegetable connections?
  • Software - Garden path's come to mind, Chalks.
  • Dazed5 - Amazement
    Here we go...next one is Abstract with Animal connections.
  • Inkspot - Is it a fictional character from a book?
  • Breadmaster - Is it an action?
    Standard secondary opener number 3.
  • Kim - Is it an animal of legend?
  • Raak - Is it evolution?
  • Bigsmith - Is it a feeling/emotion?
  • Dazed5
    Inkspot, no.
    Breadmaster, no.
    Kim,no.
    Raak,no.
    Bigsmith,no.
  • Raak - Is it a metaphorical or similitudinous concept?
    E.g. wily as a fox, the owl of wisdom, etc.
  • Chalky - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAZED :-)
    Backtracking ...
    [Raak] Digital radios - most of the popular new models [including mine] are in a nice wooden casing. I dare say there are some that are NOT, which is why I qualified my reply to B'master. It was there for all to read.
    [Software] Erm ... don't understand your comment. Surely you're not implying I led you up the garden path? And why the apostrophe?
  • Inkspot - Can it be seen?
  • Dazed5 - Thanks Chalky...although I am only a day older than I was yesterday...:)
    Raak, no.
    Inkspot, not in the form that I am thinking.
  • Ibid - Can it be experienced directly by any of the sense?
  • Dazed5
    Ibid, yes it certainly can.
  • Inkspot - Can it be heard?
  • Software - Is it something experienced by only an individual?
    [Chalks] it is a grocer's apostrophe (see Eats, Shoots and Leaves).
  • Dazed5
    Inkspot, yes.
    Softers, it is experienced by everyone
  • Bigsmith - Is it a fart?
  • Raak - The sound of a cheetah breathing noisily through its nose while tucking into the antelope it ha just run down?
  • Dazed5
    Bigsmith, no.
    Raak, good guess but no.
  • Inkspot - Is it connected with the weather?
    It's raining here again, well more like indecisive drizzle really.
  • Dazed5
    Inkspot, nothing to do with weather.
  • Chalky - Can it also be seen, touched, tasted and smelled?
    ... collectively or severally
  • Raak - Is the animal connection human?
  • Dazed5
    Chalky, none of those, it can only be heard (in this form).
  • Dazed5
    Raak, yes.
  • Kim - Is it a song?
  • Dazed5
    Kim - YES
  • Chalky - Does the Animal connection form part of the title/subject?
  • Toby - Is it a pop song?
  • Toby - Or possibly from an opera?
  • Dazed5
    Chalky, no. The animal connection is purely because it is written and performed by humans.
    Toby, no and no
  • Tuj - Does it date from before the last century?
  • Inkspot
    What I mean is, there are 'original' recordings by the Beatles but not 'original' recordings of say Handel.
  • Inkspot - Is there an 'original ' recording?
  • Dazed5
    Tuj, yes it does.
    Inkspot, I do not think there is an original recording of this.
  • Raak - Is it from before the 19th century?
  • Dazed5
    Raak, no. I believe it was written late 19th century.
  • Chalky - Does it have a patriotic flavour?
  • Dazed5
    Chalks, no.
  • Inkspot - Is it a hymn?
  • Dazed5
    Inkspot, no.
  • Toby - Is it a song everybody knows?
    Like Happy Birthday or Auld Lang Syne.
  • Kim - Is it written in, or usually sung in English?
  • Raak - "The Last Rose of Summer"?
  • Dazed5
    Toby YES...it is the song..Happy Birthday to You..and with that..over to you
  • Toby
    Ah, gosh. Gee. I'm overwhelmed.

    OK, here we go. Common-or-garden ABSTRACT, she says.
  • Breadmaster - Is it fictional?
    Is Toby a woman too? Goodness, I'm getting confused now.
  • Dujon - Would this be a purely human trait?
    Me too, BM. I'm fairly sure that I was the one who treated nights as a lady in the MCiOS chat room - mind you, no-one bothered to disillusion me.
  • Kim - Is it capable of being experienced through one or more of the senses?
  • Toby
    [Breadmaster] No. And yes. No confusion intended ;-)
    [Dujon] No.
    [Kim] No.
  • Dujon - Is it a depiction of a person?
  • Toby
    No.
  • Raak - Is it something mathematical?
  • Toby
    [Raak] Yes.
  • Breadmaster - Is it some kind of law?
  • Toby
    [Breadmaster] Not so much. No one ever talks about 'the law of this-particular-thing' in the way they would refer to 'the law of gravity.' But it is a reflection of a truth.
  • Bigsmith - Is it pi?
  • Software - Is it zero?
  • rab - Is it logic?
  • Raak - Is it a theorem?
  • Inkspot - Is it a saying or experssion? ie stitch in time saves nine
  • Toby
    Yes, Bigsmith, it is indeed &pi!
    And with that, over to you.
  • Bigsmith - Oh Bugger
    I'm not really going to be around enough to take the chair here (those ex-Pants-o-Philes may remember I was in the chair when Pants MC went belly-up, and I was annoying every one then with my slow responses). May I suggest Inkspot takes up the challenge as he/she was so close with Chalky's radio.
  • one across
  • Inkspot - A Welshman in exile
    Bigsmith, thank you, I am honoured indeed by your invitation, and I'm sure that despite the rumours, the demise of Pants MC wasn't totally your fault. ;)

    mmmmm by 'ere I'd say Mineral .

  • Software - Is the mineral metalic?
  • Inkspot - Sotware; No
  • Kim - Is it a specific item made of this mineral?
  • Raak - Is it plastic?
  • Inkspot
    Kim] Yes
    Raak]No
  • Kim - Is it an item made of stone or rock?
  • Raak - Earthenware?
  • Inkspot
    Kim]Yes
    Raak]No
  • Breadmaster - Is it a geographical feature?
  • Tuj - Is it a gnomon?
    Worth a throw;)
  • Inkspot
    Breadmaster] *a slight murmur from the audience* No
    Tuj]No, an interesting guess, I'll tell you why later.Stonehenge came from quarries near here
  • Breadmaster - Does this thing stay in one place?
  • Toby - Is it man-made?
  • plump - Is there more than one of these things?
  • Inkspot
    Breadnaster]Yes, definitely.
    Toby]Yes
  • Inkspot - sorry simulpost there
    plump]Yes and No
  • Toby - Stonehenge?
  • Dujon - Would this be a monument?
  • Breadmaster - Is it a building?
  • Inkspot
    Toby]No
    Dujon]Yes
    Breadmaster}No
  • Breadmaster - Is it Cleopatra's Needle?
    Come to that, is it in Britain?
  • Inkspot
    Breadmaster]1.No 2.Yes
  • Bigsmith - Is it the Cenotaph?
  • Software - In England?
  • Inkspot
    Bigsmith] No
    Software] No, and I'll be sending a raiding party for your sheep later.
  • snorgle - Is it in South Wales?
  • Inkspot
    snorgle]*excited clapping* yes
  • Raak - Is it a prehistoric monument?
  • Bigsmith - Cardiff Docks?
  • Bigsmith - Swansea Docks?
  • Bigsmith - Milford Haven Docks?
  • Inkspot
    Raak]YES *almost there*
    Bigsmith]No
    Bigsmith]No
    Bigsmith]No, my bedroom widow used to look out over Milford docks, towards the BP and Texaco refineries.
  • Raak - Crick Barrow?
    There's quite a few prehistoric monuments in South Wales.
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Why, did she enjoy the view?
  • Inkspot - To the hills!
    Raak]No. There is a hidden clue in my reply to Tuj which may help with the location.
    Raak]...curses foiled again!
  • snorgle - Harolds Stones?
    If you're wondering why - look here.
  • Inkspot
    snorgle]No, not a stone circle, try further west.
    clue: This early Neolithic ancient monument was built for a purpose which we kmow for certain, and is one of the best examples of its kind in the U.K.
  • Raak - Was it built as a tomb?
  • Raak - Was it built to make astronomical observations?
    Given the earlier mention of gnomons...
  • Bigsmith - Is it on the Gower Peninsula?
  • Inkspot
    Raak]Yes; Burial tomb or cromlech
    Raak] No; Stonehenge being the tenuous link, the stones came from the Preseli hills 200 miles away *hint*? extra points will be awarded for guessing how they got them there, and we all know what points mean.
    Bigsmith]No; further west
  • Software - Pembrokshire blue stone?
  • Inkspot - stoking up the Aga
    Software]Yes; It is in the Preseli Hills, Pembrokeshire and made from blue stone
  • Raak - Pentre Ifan?
    Just google-guessing...
  • Inkspot - Cooking with gas
    Raak] Yeeeeeeessssssssss, on the button, well done Raak, an excellent guess.

    that was educational to me as to what not to chose or almost risk killing the game

  • Raak
    The next item is MINERAL.
  • Software - Are we moving away from stone?
  • Kim - ....and towards metal?
  • Breadmaster - Plastic, anyone?
  • Tuj - Is it a gnomon?
    Maybe some day this'll be a standard opening question for Mineral.
  • Toby - Is it heterogeneous?
    i.e., metal and plastic?
  • Dujon - Is it a(n) household item?
  • Raak
    [Software] Yes.
    [Kim] Yes, almost entirely.
    [Breadmaster] Not to any significant degree.
    [Tuj] No.
    [Toby] Somewhat, but primarily metal.
    [Dujon] No.
  • Dujon - Is it manufactured?
  • Raak
    [Dujon] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Does it use either battery or electrical mains power?
    refreshed by sleep and with my morning cup of tea at the ready
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Ah...yes, it does actually. (This is a Misleading Answer.)
  • Software - Is it a battery?
  • Raak
    [Software] No.
  • Breadmaster - Am I likely to possess one?
  • Inkspot - Is it made for a specific purpose?
  • Kim - Despite not being a(n) household item (per Dujon), is it nonetheless most likely to be found in the home?
  • Raak
    [Bm] It's unlikely, but not impossible.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Kim] No. It will never be found in the home.
  • Inkspot - Does it use solar panels to collect energy to move around?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
  • snorgle - A particle accelerator?
    Just a wild guess that popped into my head.. :-)
  • Raak
    [snorgle] No.
  • Toby - Will it never be found in the home because it's too big to fit?
  • Toby - Or maybe because it has to be outside?
  • Tuj - Does it need to be switched on to perform its function?
    Toby stole my question :)!
  • Inkspot - Would it be used by a mechanic in a garage?
  • Raak
    [Toby] Yes.
    [Toby] It usually is.
    [Tuj] Yes.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Dujon - A searchlight?
    All right, it's a wild guess. Well, a bit big for the home - usually uses its own generator (with batteries) - and so on.
  • Raak
    [Dujon] No.
    Do we want a hint yet?
  • Inkspot - Does it make something else?
  • Tuj - Is it some sort of vehicle?
    This seems unlikely, as Raak said Breadmaster was unlikely to have one, but I suppose it could be atank or something.
  • Breadmaster - Would it be likely to be too expensive for the average household?
    [Tuj] Actually I'm highly unlikely to own any kind of vehicle!
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Tuj] YES!
    [Bm] Probably. Depends how wealthy the average household is.
  • Chalky - Does it have wheels?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] Some do.
  • Raak
    That's assuming you mean, does it travel on wheels.
  • Toby - One of the Mars rovers?
  • Raak
    [Toby] Good one, but no.
  • Breadmaster - Could it legally go on the roads?
  • Raak
    [Bm] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Is it a military vehicle?
  • Dujon - Would the alternative to wheels be tracks?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Dujon] Yes.
  • Dujon - I'm not sure what you call them, but a 'bobcat' - i.e. a machine - often with a loader/digger in the front and often a hoe or similar on the back.
  • plump - Bulldozer?
  • Raak
    [plump] Close...
    [Dujon] Yes! The word I had in mind was "backhoe", but you have the article.
    Cheering audience lifts Dujon onto their shoulders and carries him around the room.
  • Breadmaster
    I've never heard either of those words. Do you mean a JCB?
  • Raak
    [Bm] Well, JCB isn't the only firm that makes them, but yes.
  • Raak
    Like this, sort of.
  • Dujon - *Takes embarrassed bow.*
    I really had no intention of selecting the correct answer. I've done this before (when the Pants site was alive) - because I'm in a significantly different time zone to most participants it makes it awkward for everyone if I take the chair.
    Accordingly I invite someone else to volunteer for the position ... perhaps, as Tuj got us on the right track (sorry) and Chalky the wheels/track, one of them might care to break the champagne and launch the next subject? Please!
  • Chalky
    Thanks Duj. Nice thought, but I don't feel I made a significant contribution. Perhaps Tuj would like a crack at the next one? If not - perhaps someone else is burning for a turn?
  • Dujon - Noted
    Fine, Chalky. I am unsure as to when Tuj normally posts but perhaps we could all wait until, say, 11;00 GMT on Monday (It's around 01:50 as I type) to allow time for a response. After that time I suggest the 'first in, best dressed' option be invoked.
  • Dujon - Filling in space
    [Breadmaster/Raak] On the 'bobcat' term: Yes, 'backhoe' is also used here. I suspect that 'bobcat' (well, I'm 90% sure) is a trade name - something like 'Biro' for a ballpoint pen, although the latter term does seem now to be fading somewhat.
  • Breadmaster - Marking time
    Well, neither Tuj nor anyone else has posted. I haven't had a go in the driving seat yet, because I'm not very good at guessing, but unless anyone objects I could have a go, if that's OK with Dujon et al...?
  • Chalky - Yes
    [BM] I was thinking that if Tuj wasn't available - you might take the chair - I say go for it :-)
  • Breadmaster
    Excellent. OK. This one is ABSTRACT, but it arguably has both mineral and animal overtones.
  • Raak - Is it connected with religion?
  • Breadmaster
    Raak - not notably.
  • Kim - Is it a fictional, mythical or legendary being of some kind?
  • Toby - Is it connected with science?
  • Breadmaster
    Kim - Nope.
    Toby - Again, not notably.
  • Ibid - Is it connected to a famous saying or cliche?
  • Breadmaster
    Ibid - It is not.
  • Raak - Is it made of words?
  • Breadmaster
    Raak - It is not.
    Very negative so far, isn't it?
  • Tuj - Does it involve fish in any way?
    Sorry about my absence - this has happened before. Really I'm far too sporadic for this, the fastest paced game on MC5, so I've carefully avoided the chair so far.
  • Inkspot - Can it be seen or heard?
  • Breadmaster
    Tuj - Once more, not notably. But never mind about being absent, I'm enjoying this bit of negativity...
    Inkspot - Tricky one - I would say yes, it can - both directly and, very much, indirectly.
  • Chalky - Is it an emotion?
  • Toby - The Giant Rat of Sumatra?
  • Dujon - Would this be dream like?
    Only attempting to narrow the field.
  • Dujon - Just a thank you!
    Tuj, sorry you missed out - although it seems you are not too disappointed with that.
    Breadmaster, I thank you for taking up the reins.
  • Raak - Is it something negative, like silence or emptiness?
  • Inkspot - Is it an event?
  • Breadmaster
    Chalky - No.
    Toby - No. Not fictional, remember.
    Dujon - No.
    Raak - No.
    Inkspot - No.
    I thought this would be fairly easy, but no-one's made the breakthrough yet.
  • Inkspot - Is it a piece of music?
  • Raak - Is it a period of time?
  • Breadmaster
    Inkspot - No.
    Raak - No.
  • Software - Is it the sound of silence?
  • Inkspot - Is it a reflection?
  • Breadmaster
    Software - No.
    Inkspot - No.
    I'll give you a clue. It did not exist before the twentieth century.
  • Raak - Is it the artistic merit of a dead cow in formaldehyde?
  • Chalky - RECAPPING
    IT IS NOT:
    notably connected with religion
    fictional, mythical or legendary
    connected with science
    connected to a famous saying or cliche
    made of words
    notably involved with fish
    an emotion
    The Giant Rat of Sumatra
    dream-like
    something negative like silence or emptiness
    an event
    a piece of music
    a period of time
    the sound of silence
    a reflection.

    IT IS:
    something that can be seen or heard, both directly, and very much, indirectly.
    CLUE: It did not exist before the twentieth century.

  • Chalky - Could this be seen/heard anywhere on this earth?
  • Kim - Is it television?
  • Breadmaster
    Raak - Yyyyyyyyy - no.
    Chalky - If it is possible to see or hear this thing directly, then there are places on this earth where one can do so, although not many. In theory, one could see or hear it indirectly anywhere.
    Kim - No. But getting a little closer...
  • Tuj - Is it related to mass communication?
  • Raak - Whalesong?
  • Toby
    Request for clarification: What category does something like a soundwave fall in? It's not technically abstract - it can be measured, heard, and felt. Does it retain the property of its creator, as its quality and existence depend on it - i.e. the bark of a dog is animal and the whirring of gears mineral? Or does "abstract" really just mean none-of-the-above?
  • Software - Wireless?
  • Breadmaster
    Tuj - It is indeed.
    Raak - No.
    Toby - Gosh, I don't know. Fortunately it's not a problem that affects this round, because that's not it.
    Software - No.
    It might help if I told you that this a particular individual thing.
  • Toby - Can it be seen AND heard?
    The 'or' is confusing me.
  • Chalky - the World Wide Web?
  • Kim - Is it the Internet?
  • Toby - Cyberspace?
  • Breadmaster
    Toby - Yes.
    Kim - No.
    Toby - No.
  • Inkspot - Is it the tile of a programme?
  • Breadmaster
    Inkspot - Nope.
  • Chalky - Is it a language?
  • Breadmaster
    Chalky - It is not.
  • Chalky - News broadcasting?
  • Inkspot - A broadcasting corporations channel?
  • Raak - The War On Terror?
  • Breadmaster
    Chalky - No.
    Inkspot - Not quite, but very close!
    Raak - No (not mythical, remember...?)
  • Raak - Is it the view through the Jennicam?
  • Breadmaster
    Raak - Alas, no.
  • Chalky - The BBC?
  • Breadmaster - Rounds of applause
    Chalky - YES! It is indeed the BBC.
    Looks like it's the turn of the Chalky one!
  • Chalky - "Ooh, ta Sir!" *curtsies*
    Have only just remembered to look in here ... was rather busy playing Thwack the Penguin [see MCiOS Hyperlynx].
    As there have been a string of Abstracts lately - I'll choose A N I M A L . . .
  • Kim - Is it human?
    Nice one, Chalks, picking the Bah Beh Seh!
  • Chalky - aw shucks
    Kim - it is indeed human :-)
  • Toby - Is it a politician?
  • Inkspot - Are they living?
  • Software - Tony Blair, Anne Widecombe? hope not.
  • snorgle - Is it a living person?
  • snorgle - Are they well known in the UK?
    Clearly I have gone blind.
  • Brendan - Is it male?
    Obvious, but useful ...
  • JLE
    [Brendan] You might as well have asked "Is it female? (ornamental, but useless)" ;-)
  • Chalky - ... some answers
    Toby - No
    Inkspot - No
    Software - No
    snorgle [2nd question] er .. tricky to reply to - I guess one asked 100 people in the UK [random] if they'de heard of this person, 50% might reply in the affirmative - but I'm assuming that the players of this game would all be aware of her.
    Brendan - No
    JLE - *thwack*

    *BONUS ANNOUNCEMENT* .. and well done all, because you have succeeded in narrowing this down to a single being without asking the question directly

  • Inkspot - Was she born before 1900?
  • snorgle - Was she famous in field of entertainment?
  • Raak - Mrs. Trellis?
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - No
    snorgle - ah, that depends on how you define 'entertainment'. A cautious 'yes' but don't be misled by that.
    Raak - No :-)
  • Inkspot - Was she British?
  • Kim - Is she an occasional ISIHAC pannelist?
  • Breadmaster - Was she famous in a sports-related way?
  • snorgle - Mae West?
    That covers sport and entertainment, possibly.. ;-)
  • Software - Mary Whitehouse?
  • Chalky
    Inkspot - er ... yes [although not born on UK shores, she was certainly perceived as British]
    Kim - Not as far as I know
    Breadmaster - No
    snorgle - No :-)
    Software - No :-)
  • Breadmaster - Was she famous for writing-related activities?
  • Chalky
    Breadmaster - Oh yes indeedy! *cheers from studio audience*
  • Kim - Is she best known as a columnist?
  • Chalky
    Kim - No
  • Dazed5 - A novelist?
  • Raak - Agatha Christie?
  • Breadmaster - Iris Murdoch?
  • Chalky
    Breadmaster - YES!
    Well done - is this a first? :-)
  • Audience - *cheers, applause, goes generally and then specifically wild for Breadmaster*
  • Breadmaster - Crikey
    Huzzah! Yes, it is indeed a first. At last. I feel I can take my place among you as an equal.
  • Breadmaster
    OK then, I think this is slightly harder than the last one, which probably means it will be guessed in two goes. MINERAL
  • Software - Metallic?
  • Kim - Stone?
  • Breadmaster
    Software - No.
    Kim - No.
  • Raak - Plastic?
  • Inkspot - Glass?
  • Breadmaster
    Raak - No.
    Inkspot - No.
  • Brendan - Magma or lava?
  • snorgle - is it in liquid form?
  • Inkspot - Is it from the element table?
  • Breadmaster
    Brendan - No. That would sort of be stone, I think.
    snorgle - No. At least, it would be misleading to say otherwise.
    Inkspot - No.
  • Brendan - Is it gaseous?
    (which would be "mineral" by the eccentric definition thereof that AMV uses) [Bm] Thought you might say that, but I wanted to check. [Chalky] I'm curious why you thought we'd narrowed Iris Murdoch down to a "single being" so early on ...
  • Breadmaster
    Brendan - No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a man-made material?
  • Chalky - Is it a geographical feature?
    [Brendan] Groups of people [or even whole races] qualify as 'Animal' [we've had them in the past] so the gender question has always been tricky to reply to without giving the game away. In Iris's case, the questions were asked in such a way that I had to respond in the singular.
  • Kim - (per Inkspot) Does it have a known chemical composition?
  • Raak - The empty plinth in Trafalgar Square?
  • Brendan - Is it fictional?
    [Chalky] Ooooooooooh. I thought you meant that the answers to our questions uniquely identified her as being her, if you see what I mean ...
  • Breadmaster
    Inkspot - No.
    Chalky - No.
    Kim - Yes, pretty much.
    Raak - Ooh, where do you get these ideas? No.
    Brendan - No.
  • Breadmaster - On reflection
    My answer to Chalky's last might be a bit controversial or debatable. I will stand by it, though.
  • Raak - Is it made largely of solid water?
  • Inkspot - Is it located in one particular part of the world?
  • Breadmaster
    Raak - A breakthrough! Yes.
    Inkspot - It is not fixed to one spot, if that is what you mean.
  • Chalky - Obviously ice is involved?
    [Brendan] I see what you mean, yes :-)
  • Breadmaster
    Chalky - Very involved indeed.
  • Inkspot - Jakobshavn Glacier?
  • Breadmaster
    Inkspot - No.
  • Software - Going for simplicity, an iceberg?
  • Bigsmith - My bloody Mrs?
  • Breadmaster
    Software - Yes. But be more specific...
    Bigsmith - Ha, probably not.
  • Raak - The North Polar ice cap?
  • Raak - The iceberg that sank the Titanic?
  • Kim - And put all the crew in a panic?
    Oh, sorry, wrong game.
  • Raak
    What a waste! Such a shame!
  • Toby - Does it live in the northern Atlan[t]ic?
    I foresee a new twist to the rules
  • snorgle - Does it like sex games that are tantric?
  • Breadmaster - Sorry for brief absence
    [Raak] Yes! It is indeed The iceberg that sank the Titanic, for lack of charms talismanic. Well done all round.
  • Raak
    The next is both MINERAL and VEGETABLE.
  • Chalky - Is it edible?
    Splendid - a different category mix :-)
  • Breadmaster - Is it man-made?
  • Dazed5 - Is it found in the home?
  • Inkspot - Is the vegetable, wood?
  • Kim - Does the vegetable grow on the mineral?
    [Toby] Nice idea. Let's keep the limerick lines within the "apropos" postings.
  • Raak
    The answer to Chalky is yes.
    Bm also makes a good guess.
    Dazed5 is quite right
    Inkspot's not -- what a fright!
    And Kim's wrong, I have to confess.
  • Breadmaster - Is't a recipe that I could make?
  • Raak
    Breadmaster a black mark must take.
  • Toby - Would one eat it by choice?
  • Inkspot - Is it a sauce?
    With something warm and moist
  • Kim - Like a recipe for devilled snake?
  • Raak
    The audience slightly amused
    Toby's wrong, but the laughter's a clue
    Inkspot's further away
    In ev-e-ry way
    Kim's a country mile out of our view.
  • Chalky - Is it medicinal?
  • Raak
    More laughter from the audience.
    It can be.
  • Inkspot - Is it made to be eaten?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Kim - Does it contain alcohol?
  • Inkspot - Is it a drink?
    ...and there was me ready to suggest a slice of burnt toast
  • Raak
    [Kim] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Bushmills Whiskey?
    Well, it covers most bases including medicinal;)
  • Kim - Is the vegetable constituent grapes?
  • Raak
    [Kim] No. [Inkspot] Well, I had any type of whisk(e)y in mind, but I reckon you're close enough. Inkspot wins!
  • Inkspot
    ...and a small nip for everyone, seeing as it's a bit parkey out there today.

    Let's kick this one off then, ANIMAL

  • Chalky - Is this human?
    Well done Inky. Cheers for the wee nip. I understand that we are about to be subjected to extreme parkyness this week. *wondering how that word originated*
  • snorgle - Is it alive?
    Maybe parky is from parka jackets? Googling for it, I haven't had any luck with the etymology other than the fact it seems to have been around since before WWII.
  • Inkspot
    Chalky] Yes
    snorgle]Yes
    Some in the office are claiming that its probably too cold to snow. In this part of Wiltshire I've only been able to build two snowmen in the last 14 years, so my wife is looking forward to a couple of inches.
  • Bigsmith - Is it Michael "Parky" Parkinson?
    Too cold to snow?! Never could understand that one. It's bloody cold at the South Pole but it still snows there!
  • Breadmaster - Is it male?
  • Inkspot
    Bigsmith]Definitely too cold to snow, No
    Breadmaster]Yes
    If this keeps up we may have snowdrifts by tea time.
  • Breadmaster - Is he a sporty type person?
    Snowdrifts, really. I was amused watching the weather the other day to see big red patches on the map as the weather person talked urgently of the chances of each part of the country having snow. All this for what would be perhaps a centimetre of the stuff. If this were America no-one would get worked up over anything less than six feet. When I grow up I shall move to Canada, just you wait.
  • snorgle - Is he well known in the UK?
    re:couple of inches - fnarr fnarr!

    I lived in Canada and it snowed however damn cold it was! Besides, it's not that cold, you wimps.

  • Inkspot
    Breadmaster]Yes
    snorgle]Yes
    But was it proper snow? I suppose your going to say in Canada you you had several inches every night! Not like the stuff that we get roundabout here that turns to slush by lunchtime!
  • Brendan - Has he been involved in any scandals?
    Still too warm for snow here; should get some tomorrow, though (they say). Better not affect my getting to other half's graduation.
  • Kim - Is he a footballer?
    With any luck, tomorrow or Wednesday, I shall have the perfect excuse to stay away from work - the wrong type of snow.
  • snorgle - Is he still playing whatever sport he's famous for professionally?
    I only wish I had several inches every night. *Ho-hum* Snow finds it difficult to go slushy in Ottawa, at least, until about, oooh, end of March?
    I'll probably be on strike on Thursday and Friday. And definitely not on any picket lines. Far too cold for that! (all the standing around, see..)
  • Chalky - Does his sport involve ball play?
    [Inks] Are you in North Wilts? The forecast says we're unlikely to get any here in mid south
  • Breadmaster - Is he famous primarily for playing sport (as opposed to managing, punditing, etc)?
  • Inkspot
    Brendan]No
    Kim] No
    snorgle]No
    Chalky] Yes
    Breadmaster]Yes, like many has been pundit briefly and even was a team captain on a well known sprots quiz between, 1979 - 1982. But he will be best remembered as a player.
    A two day strike, a perfect way to catch up on Trisha.
    Yes' I'm in North Wilts, and don't mention Swindon, folks here are very touchy about that metropolis.
  • Breadmaster - Is he a cricketer?
    I don't know why I'm asking, the only sports people I have ever heard of are those I am forced to subtitle at work, so I won't know any retired ones. Especially cricketers.
  • Chalky - Bill Beaumont?
  • Raak - Hurricane Higgins?
  • Kim - Emlyn Hughes?
  • Kim - Gareth Edwards?
  • Inkspot
    Breadmaster]No
    Chalky]No
    Raak]No
    Kim]1 No
    Kim]2 YES
    The crowd at the Arms Park stand and cheer and burst into song.

  • Raak - Who?
  • Inkspot
    Raak] Very, very thin ice ;P
  • Kim
    [Raak] You may well ask. Rugby player, I think. Which just goes to show that it's not always a question of who you know.....
    [All] Righty-ho, then, eyes down for a full house. This next one's........ABSTRACT/VEGETABLE.
  • Raak - The grapes of wrath?
  • ZK - A tree falling in an emptyt forest?
  • ZK - Is the vegetable bit wood?
  • Inkspot - Is it the title of a book?
  • Kim - This one's going to be over quickly, methinks.
    [Raak] No.
    [ZK] 1. No. 2. Yes.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • snorgle - A tree grows in Brooklyn?
  • Bigsmith - The Grapes of Wrath?
  • Bigsmith - The Camomile Lawn?
  • Bigsmith - Wind in the Willows?
  • Bigsmith - The Tree Musketeers?
  • Bigsmith - Under Milk Wood?
  • Bigsmith - Twiggy's autobiography?
  • Breadmaster - The Wood Beyond the World?
    [Raak] I've never heard of Gareth Edwards either. See? I was right!
  • Raak - The Ringing, Singing Tree?
  • Chalky - Eats Shoots & Leaves?
  • Inkspot - Pinocchio
  • Bigsmith - Plankenstein
  • Kim
    [snorgle] No.
    [Bigsmith] No x 6.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Raak] No.
    [Chalky] Lol, no. Have you read it? I put it down after the first chapter. She is clearly just trying to take all of the fun for folk like us out of pointing out the grammatical and syntactical errors of others. Publish, crap and make lots of money.
    [Inkspot] Nice, but no. I think that would have to have been Abstract/Animal/Vegetable.
    [Bigsmith] No.
    Like I said at the start, its not just a question of who you know....
  • Inkspot - Is the author still alive?
  • Breadmaster - The Faraway Tree?
  • Raak - The Name of the Rose?
  • Inkspot - The Man Who Wood Be Queen: The Science of Gender-Bending and Transsexualism?
  • Bigsmith - The Readers' Digest Book of Carpentry?
  • Chalky - Would the wood part be the book itself or is does the wood part form part of the title?
    well... someone had to ask.
    [Kim] Eats Shoots and Laughs All The Way To The Bank ... noooo - have not and shall not read it [see Advice Game MCiOS about 2 weeks ago]
  • Kim
    [Inkspot] Apparently, yes.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Raak] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Bigsmith] I used it to put up the shelf on which it now sits, but No.
    [Chalky] Yes.
    [All] When I thought of this, I was not aware of the existence of a book of the same name. Like I said, it's not just a question of who you know.
  • Inkspot - Is it a list book of people?
  • Bigsmith - bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!
    [Kim] Sorry to be picky, but you have answered yes to an "either /or" question from Chalky, at what I feel may be a crucial turn of the game! So for clarification I'll re-ask the first part of the question and deduce accordingly: would the wood part be the book itself?
  • Kim - Errrr......
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Bigsmith] I always thought that one of the key rules of this game was that you have to ask questions that have a yes or no answer. It has already been established that the answer is the title of a book. Would the wood be part of the book itself? If you mean "is the book made of wood?", the answer is I expect so, as most books are. If you mean "is it a book about wood" then the answer is I don't know, as I have never read it.
  • Toby - Is it more commonly a phrase or saying, that just happens to be the title of a book?
  • Chalky - Is it a work of fiction?
  • Inkspot - Is it a book of spot facts?
  • Inkspot - ....or even sport facts?
  • Kim
    [Toby] Yes. Pursue this line.
    [Chalky] The book that happens to bear the phrase as its title is not a work of fiction. According to my research, it is a series of lectures by the co-authors.
    [Inksport] No, no.
  • Inkspot - Was the book first published before 1980?
  • Chalky - Would the authors be well-known celebrities?
    This is wide open - well-known phrases/sayings are invariably used for book titles, particularly non-fiction and biographies.
  • Kim
    [Inkspot] I don't think so, but I can't tell from Amazon when the book was first published. I think it was in the early 1990's.
    [Chalky] They may be well known in their field, but are not celebrities in the general sense.
  • Raak - Are they scientists?
  • Kim
    [Raak] Yes, I think so.
  • Inkspot - Was the subject of the book the worlds environment?
  • Chalky - Was the subject matter to do with the joy, or otherwise, of sex?
  • Raak - The green, green grass of home?
  • Kim
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Raak] No.
  • Toby - Is it an anthropomorphisation?
    It doesn't sound like it's a book we'll ever have heard of, certainly not all of us.
  • Inkspot - Is it about DIY in space?
    If its not who you know, but what you know, all I know so far is its a factual book about lectures by people that may be scientists, and the title is a commonly used phrase. Perhaps Raak is holding back 'cause I haven't the foggiest; time to bow out.
  • Raak - Is the book by Jack Cohen and Ian Stewart?
    I haven't the foggiest either.
  • Raak - Newton's Apple?
  • Kim
    [Toby] No.
    [Inkspot] No. Please persist.
    [Raak] No and no.
    [All] I've been trying to think of a clue that won't give the game away, but it's hard. Inkspot is closest so far. Think of something that is abstract and vegetable and has something to do with what you know.
  • Chalky - is it one of those interminably dull books about parenting?
  • Toby - The tree of knowledge in the garden of Eden?
  • Toby
    Actually, there are 3 books at Amazon, first listed is The Tree of Knowledge: Biological Roots of Human Understanding, which seems to match the one so far described - essays by scientists that no one's ever heard of. (I'll leave it to you if that's the book, the scientists, or both.)
  • Dujon - Would this book (apart from the phrase/saying which constitutes its title) be known to the man-in-the-street? That is, as opposed to those interested in the particular field involved.
  • Bigsmith - The Observer Book of Trees?
    Do I remember Kim saying something about this one going quickly?
  • Kim - Whew!
    [Chalky] No. What's that got to do with Abstract and Vegeta....oh, I see.
    [Toby] YES! The answer I was looking for was the Tree of Knowledge. Congratulations (and the Chair) to Toby after a rather tortuous struggle.
    [Dujon] Probably not. It's certainly of no interest to me.
    [Bigsmith] I did, didn't I? That's called "tempting fate".
  • Chalky - back patting
    That was a good 'un, Kim, and well deduced, Tobes. We [in UK] will wait until you wake - time difference GMT -8 on the Pacific coast??
  • Toby
    Thanks Chalky, and also Kim. Oddly enough, it looks like something I'll be interested in reading. And yes, that's the time difference, so you've got my attention from more or less 4pm through 2 in the morning. Let's try ANIMAL .
  • Kim - Is it human?
    This game's equivalent of e4.
  • Toby
    [Kim] Yup.
  • Raak - Alive now?
    1. ... e4.
  • Dazed5 - Male (oblig.)?
  • Toby
    [Raak] No. [Dazed5] No.
  • Raak - A monarch?
  • Toby
    [Raak] No.
  • plump - English?
  • Toby
    [plump] No.
  • Brendan - Actress?
    Brevity round, then?
  • Inkspot - Did it die after 1960?
  • Toby
    [Brendan] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Inkspot - Is she American?
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] Also not.
  • Inkspot - Was she born in Europe?
    G'evening Toby, just a couple more before cocoa and bed.
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] Yes,she was.
  • Inkspot - Was she born after 1800?
    Drink is ready, last one then, see you roundabout tea time tommorrow
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] Nope. Sleep well.
    Does this mean I have to pay attention to my work now?
  • Tuj - Famous for discovering something?
    [Toby} No.
  • Toby
    [Tuj] Nope. phew.
  • Raak - Hypatia of Alexandria?
  • chalky - French?
  • Toby
    [Raak]No.
    [Chalky] Also no.
  • Dujon - Was she around prior to AD years?
  • Toby
    [Dujon] No.
  • Dujon - Was this lady known for her literary endeavours?
  • Toby
    [Duj] Possibly somewhat during her lifetime. Not particularly so today.
  • Dujon - Would this person perhaps be the wife of a monarch?
    Well, it appears that there are no others with questions at this time.
  • Toby
    [Duj] Ooo, tricky. There is a sense in which the answer is yes, but for most intents and purposes, no. Good question.
  • Breadmaster - Did she live between 500AD and 1500AD?
  • Raak - Was she a religious figure?
  • Dujon - Would her maiden name have been Tascher?
    Should I be right I shall leave it for the coup de grâs to be delivered by someone else. If I am wrong I shall retire anyway.
  • Kim - Not tonight......
    [Dujon] Guess we'll have to wait until later to get the answer to that one...
  • Inkspot - Was she a Kings mistress?
    Come now Dujon you can't slip away from the chair that easily.
  • Toby
    [Bm] Yes.
    [Raak] Yes!
    [Dujon] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Kim - Hot potato!
    Was she an Emperor's wife?
  • Raak - Hildegard of Bingen?
  • Toby
    [Raak] Indeed, yes! Woo-hoo. We have a winner!
    As for the "married to a monarch" - nuns are, I believe, considered to be married to God, who is considered to be the King of Heaven...

    Is the time difference a huge problem? I've had the fun of chairing now, and am happy to yield in future if it works better that way. (But I'm still going to guess.)
  • Audience - understands all in a blinding flash of inspiration, but then has a migraine and has to lie down.....
  • Raak
    The next object is MINERAL
  • Dujon - Is it man made?
    Re: previous. In retrospect that was somewhat presumptious of me - I was feeling confident. :-( ... *chuckles at self* ... Hildegard and Josephine, as people, couldn't be much further apart!
  • Toby - Is it stone?
  • Breadmaster - Is it metal?
    Ah yes, Hildegard of Bingen - interesting fact: she wrote the first known description of the female orgasm. Only thing I know about her, except that she suffered from migraines and invented an imaginary language.
  • Raak
    [Dujon] No.
    [Toby] No.
    [Breadmaster] Um...no.
  • Brendan - Is it solid?
  • Raak
    [Brendan] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a liquid?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No, at least, not as customarily understood.
  • Brendan - Is it a plasma?
  • Raak
    [Brendan] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Would it still be in a plasma state when its temperature is 20deg C?
    What I mean is blood plasma would still be but volcanic plasma would have changed state to solid at 20degC.
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No. But I do not think that word means what you think it means.
  • plump - lightning?
    Out of depth stab in the dark.
  • snorgle - ball lightning?
  • Toby - The Aurora Borealis?
  • Brendan - Is it more than 20% Helium?
  • Brendan
    (erm, by mass)
  • Raak
    [plump] No.
    [snorgle] No.
    [Toby] No.
    [Brendan] Yes!
    I expect to see the answer by tomorrow morning...
  • Inkspot - Just after the Big Bang?
    Raak]yes you are right, an electrically neutral, highly ionized gas composed of ions, electrons, and neutral particles was not the first thing sprung to mind. If only the word plasma had only one definition. Next time it will be a translucent to opaque chalcedony and I'll still off in the long grass and in the wrong garden...again ;)
  • Toby - the Sun?
    Or a new thin-panel television screen...
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Toby] YES!
  • Toby
    Gosh, that would make it me again.

    Stumbling in from a night of debauchery where I never actually *spoke* to John Adams.... I kept wanting to say to the people who wouldn't leave me alone in the loo, "Yes, I'm going to a party with the conductor/composer..." And so I did. And there was lots of lovely red wine... Right. But of consequence: ABSTRACT
  • Kim - Can it be perceived by one or more of the senses?
  • Toby
    [Kim] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Is it an event on the calender?
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] no.
  • Inkspot - Can it be percieved by the sense of smell?
  • Brendan - Is it a wave of some kind?
  • Breadmaster - Is it an action?
  • Raak - Can it be seen?
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Brendan] Technically I suppose it is, but I'm not sure that's very helpful.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Raak] The thing itself, no. The creation of the thing, yes.
  • Software - Software?
  • Brendan - Is it a sound?
  • Toby
    [Software] No. [Brendan] Sure.
  • Inkspot - Can it be felt?
    not touch, but you can feel the sun and wind.
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] Again, I'm not sure how helpful this is, but yes, some parts more than others may generate a kinaesthetic response.
  • Dujon - Music?
  • Toby
    [Dujon] Yes!
  • Inkspot - Is it a drum beat?
  • Toby
    [Inkspot]Some of it.
  • Dujon - Is this a particular piece of music?
  • Toby
    [Dujon] Yes!
  • Dujon - The 1812 Overture?
    Wild guess and retiring.
  • Toby
    [Dujon] It is not.
  • Brendan - Was it written before 1950?
  • Inkspot - The national Anthem
    That'll be "Hen Wlad fy Nhadau"
  • snorgle - Is it pop music?
    The Hen who laid Ralph Nader? (my welsh isn't that good) ;-)
  • Raak - Ravel's Bolero?
  • Kim - Was it written by (an) American(s)?
  • Breadmaster - Would it generally be considered "classical" as opposed to "pop" or "folk"?
    Interesting fact: there is no official British national anthem. "God save the Queen" has never been made such, either by royal proclamation or parliamentary vote.
  • Toby
    [Brendan] Yes.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [snorgle] No.
    [Raak] No.
    [Kim] No.
    [Breadmaster] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Was the composer Italian?
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] Nope.
  • Chalky - German?
  • Kim - Russian?
  • Kim - Was it written before 1850?
  • Inkspot - Was it written for full orchestra?
  • Toby
    [Chalky] Yes!
    [Kim] So no.
    [Kim] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Chalky - Something by Beethoven?
  • Toby
    [Chalky] Yes!
  • Raak - 1812 Overture?
  • Raak
    Scratch that, it's by Tschaikovsky.
  • Inkspot - Wellington's Victory
  • Breadmaster - His fifth symphony?
  • Brendan - The fourth movement of his ninth symphony?
    (aka Ode to Joy) (aaka the EU anthem [where's JLE when you want to raise his blood pressure? ;) ])
  • Toby
    [Raak] Scratched.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Brendan] Well, I'm tempted to say "No" and make you all discover that I intended the whole thing; but I think that's close enough. Chair to you, sir!
  • Brendan
    Ooh, wow, my first time! Thank you for being so flexible, Toby. Let's have an ANIMAL/ABSTRACT.
  • Raak - Mythical?
  • Inkspot - Is it a person?
  • Software - An expression?
  • Kim - An anthropomorphism?
  • Brendan
    [Raak] No, not "mythical" exactly ...
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Software] No.
    [Kim] No.
  • Breadmaster - Are they fictional?
  • Inkspot - Is it a charater from a play?
  • Kim - If not "mythical", then "legendary"?
  • Brendan
    [Breadmaster] Certainly not! I'm shocked you could even suggest such a thing.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Kim] Again, no, by a strict definition of "legendary" as coming from a legend. But possibly "legendary" in a looser sense amongst people here.
  • Inkspot - Are they someone like Robin Hood, legend loosely based on 'fact'?
  • Brendan
    [Inkspot] No, I would have said "Yes" if it was Robin Hood.
  • Chalky - Is there a connection with ISIHaC?
  • Kim - Man?
  • Brendan
    [Chalky] Yes.
    [Kim] Yes.
  • snorgle - Mrs Trellis?
    Pretty legendary, I'd say. And certainly NOT fictional!
  • snorgle - Mr Trellis
    (just noticed the sex)
  • Brendan
    [snorgle] Nope!
  • Inkspot - An occasional panel member like Jeremy Hardy?
  • Brendan
    [Inkspot] No. (Don't forget the abstract/quasi-legendary side of things; snorgle's on the right lines, but not quite there.)
  • Breadmaster - Sven!
  • Brendan
    [Breadmaster] Correct! I was going to have Samantha but I decided she was a little too easy ... Your turn.
  • Audience
    applauding widly whilst fixing Brendan's forgetfulness ...
  • Breadmaster - Yay!
    Well, who else could it have been?
  • Breadmaster
    Well, just for a change, let's go for something MINERAL.
  • Chalky - Is it man-made?
    Well timed, B'meister - must be that new yeast you started using a couple of weeks back, you're certainly proving that you can rise to the challenge by using your loaf and turning out some tasty guesses ..

    .. now where's that butter?

  • Breadmaster
    [Chalky] - No. You're playing a good roll in this game, though, despite your crusty exterior.
  • Inkspot - Is it made of stone?
  • Breadmaster
    [Inkspot] On the whole, I think.
  • Kim - Is it a geological feature?
  • Breadmaster
    [Kim] No.
  • Toby - Is there only one of this thing?
  • Breadmaster
    [Toby] There is.
  • Tuj - Is it an English landmark?
  • Breadmaster
    [Tuj] Nope.
  • Inkspot - Is it above ground?
  • Raak - Is it a building?
  • Brendan - Is it the Grand Canyon?
    Making a pointlessly specific guess, just for fun.
  • Breadmaster
    [Inkspot] That's a hard one to answer. In one way yes, in another way no.
    [Raak] Nope. Not manmade, remember.
    [Brendan] Nope. Alas.
  • Toby - Is it found on earth?
  • Breadmaster
    [Toby] It is not.
  • Toby - The moons of Jupiter?
    For pity sake, child.
  • Raak - Is it somewhere on Mars?
  • Inkspot - Halley's Comet?
  • Brendan - Does it orbit something other than the Sun?
    [Inkspot] Mostly ice, isn't it, Halley's Comet?
  • Kim - Is it a planetary body?
  • Breadmaster
    [Toby] None of them.
    [Raak] It is not.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Brendan] Yes.
    [Kim] Technically, no.
    Surely it can only be a matter of time now!
  • Raak - Does it orbit something that orbits the Sun?
  • Brendan - Is it further than 8 Astronomical Units from the Sun?
    (8 AU being between the orbits of Jupiter and Saturn)
  • Kim - Is it The Moon (ie, ours)?
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] It does.
    [Brendan] It is.
    [Kim] It is not.
  • Inkspot - Charon?
    Pluto being 39.4 AU from the sun and Saturn orbiting at 9.5AU
  • Breadmaster
    [Inkspot] Nope.
  • Raak - The rings of Saturn?
  • Brendan - One of the moons of Saturn?
    I'm busy with these ones, Mudder!
  • Breadmaster
    [Brendan] Yes indeed.
  • Breadmaster
    Sorry, I forgot - [Raak] Nope.
  • Kim - Pass
    I think Brendan's done all the hard work on this one....
  • Inkspot - Titan?
    just one out of 31
  • Brendan - Iapetus?
    [Inkspot] I think you're right, actually, given Breadmaster's enthusiasm for the Huygens probe. But I like Iapetus for being the real location of the monolith in 2001.
    [Kim] Sorry if I've been monopolising it a bit. I think Toby deserves a lot of credit for the initial realisation that it was extra-terrestrial.
  • Breadmaster
    [Inkspot] Yes indeed!
    Inkspot snatches the answer from Brendan, who foolishly plumped for an obscure moon about which I know nothing, except for a vague recollection that it is piebald, being dark in front and light behind, or possibly the other way around, from its passage through the dust that orbits Saturn.
  • Inkspot
    Thank you, Breadmaster, very close at the end there.

    ABSTRACT / ANIMAL

  • Software - Is it a human concept?
  • Breadmaster - Is it something fictional?
  • Inkspot
    Software] No, I think I understand what your asking.
    Breadmaster]No...
  • Kim - Is it an anthropomorphism?
    I have this strange sense of deja vu...
  • Inkspot
    Kim] No
  • Brendan - Can it be detected with one or more of the senses?
    Deja vu, what? [Inkspot] Very close indeed; you simulposted me!
  • Inkspot
    Brendan]Yes, so that's one thing (probably the only thing) I've got right today
  • Kim - Is it mythical?
    I have this strange sense of deja vu...
  • Inkspot
    Kim] Yes
  • Breadmaster - Is it a mythical human?
  • Kim - Or possibly legendary?
    I have this strange se-...no, stop it.
  • Toby - The Medusa?
  • Inkspot
    Breadmaster]No
    Kim]No
    Toby]No
  • Kim - Is it an animal of myth (or fable)?
  • Inkspot
    Kim]Yes, this particular animal is mythological, not fable though others may appear in fables
  • Breadmaster - is it a particular one (eg Smaug) as opposed to a kind (eg dragons)?
  • Inkspot
    Breadmaster]Yes it is one particular dragon.
  • snorgle - The Welsh Dragon ?
  • Kim - Kalessin?
  • Inkspot
    snorgle] YES, an inspired guess
    Kim]so sorry no.

    snorgle once the crowd have put you down again and the cheering has subsided,the chair is yours

  • snorgle - Abstract
    Yay! And not really inspired, considering where I live and one is gazing at me as I type. But who is the Dragon Kalessin? Google throws up a bunch of rock websites - and some Ursula LeGuin excerpt I'd never heard of. Do tell, Kim.
  • Inkspot - Can it be seen?
  • snorgle - Not in and of itself, no.
  • Breadmaster - Is it fictional?
  • snorgle - Erm, sort of.
  • Raak - Do people pretend that it's real?
  • Kim - Is it mythical?
    Ursula le Guin's "Earthsea" quartet is why I read the first Harry Potter book and then never went back.
  • Tuj - Is it a human concept?
    A badly phrased question; feel free to give a badly ophrased answer!
  • Dujon - Would it be a religious icon?
  • Inkspot - Would you experience it in a dessert?
  • snorgle
    Raak - I'd say yes.
    Kim - Not really.
    Tuj - Yes. Or Eys, if you want it badly phrased.
    Dujon - Nope.
    Inkspot - Are you on drugs? That means no.
  • Toby - Is it an anthropomorphisation?
    Did Inkspot perhpas mean desert? Although I've experienced some rather heavenly moments inspired by my dessert...
  • Inkspot - So a troll from Mount Blancmange can be discounted then?
  • Inkspot - Is it from folk lore?
  • snorgle - getting colder!
    Toby - no.
    Inkspot - no and no.
  • Brendan - Is it a scientific concept?
  • Breadmaster - Is it connected with ethics?
  • Raak - Transubstantiation?
  • snorgle
    Brendan - Assuming you mean like a law or theory, then no.
    Breadmaster - No.
    Raak - no.
  • Toby - Does it have anything to do with ways of measuring or measures of time?
    So to paraphrase (for my own benefit, since I'm having more trouble following this one for some reason), what we do know is that it's sort of fictional, people pretend it's real, and it's a human concept. It is not mythical, folkloric, a religious icon, a scientific or ethical concept, nor visible in and of itself. Nor is it experienced in a dessert.

    That lets out the Easter Bunny, whis is a folkloric religious icon frequently experienced as a dessert...
  • Inkspot - CAn it be percieved be any of the senses?
  • Raak - Marriage?
  • snorgle
    Toby - No, and you're on target with your precis.
    Inkspot - well, taking into consideration what Toby said - erm, not really, but yes.
    Raak - No, you wierdo.:)
  • Inkspot - Is it an expression or saying?
    Toby] at least one of us knows what we're doing, and its not me.
  • Raak - Money?
  • Toby - Gravity?
    [Inkspot] That makes none of us.
  • Brendan - Is it in some way related to economics?
    Generalising from Raak's inspiration.
  • Breadmaster - Is it a universal human concept?
  • Raak - The law?
  • Inkspot - Something associated with the weater?
  • Inkspot
    s/weater/weather
  • Raak - Lunchtime?
  • snorgle - this is dragging on a bit, innit?
    Inkspot - not really an expression or saying.
    Raak - not money.
    Toby - not gravity really obscure reverse referential cough
    Brendan - not related to economics.
    Raak - not the law.
    Inkspot - not weather-related.
    Raak - not time-related, remember?
  • Toby - An emotion, like love?
  • Toby - Or a convention we all accept to make life a little simpler?
    Like the international date line.
  • Raak - An inquiry into the state of someone's health, uttered merely as a ritual move in the game of smalltalk, and without any intention that it be taken literally?
  • Raak - Is it a speech act of any sort?
  • snorgle
    Toby - not an emotion, like love, and not a convention we accept to make life simpler.
    Raak - Dear God, no! Stop taking those drugs now! And it's not a speech act! You're all going completely the wrong direction - (go the other way!)
  • Raak - Witchcraft?
  • Toby - Some kind of art?
    Yes, but what is the other way from everything?
  • Inkspot - Magnetism?
  • Inkspot - A form of alternative medicine?
  • Inkspot - A rainbow made from moonlight?
    I just like the idea and wondered what clour it would be....wanders off to have a cup tea
  • Brendan - Is it a direction?
  • Snodgrass - Is it related to the arts or entertainment?
  • Guest Login - Do people want it?
  • snorgle
    Raak - no....(!)
    Toby - no. (Nothing? Upwise?)
    Inkspot - not magnetism, or a form of alternative medecine, or a rainbow made from moonlight. Look here for info about it
    Brendan - no.
    Snodgrass - No, not really.
    Guest Login - a catamaenic person, perhaps?
  • Raak
    A Clue! So, it is something a woman might want at that time of the month? Valium? A blood transfusion? A divorce? A heavy machine gun? Two heavy machine guns? All those are rather concrete, except the divorce.
  • Raak - A vow of silence?
  • Toby - immaculate conception on the astral plane?
    Something I might want upwise at that time month? Hmm.
  • Chalky
    This one seems to have been hanging around for AGES. I guess that's what happens when we overdose on Abstract. I'll remain detached until it's done.
  • Breadmaster
    [Chalky] I decided that a while ago. I'm stumped with this one. It's so Abstract it's not actually conceivable (Berkeley is vindicated!).
  • snorgle
    Not that direct a clue, Raak. So none of those. Think of characters who particularly fulfill that definition. And something about them.
    Toby - nope.
    Chalky, Breadmaster - COWARDS!
  • Inkspot - What clue?
  • snorgle - Points upwise.
  • Raak - Hothead Paisan, Lesbian terrorist?
  • Raak
    Or Tank Girl, Charlie's Angels, Shelob, Death, Desire, Delirium, or...running out of catamenics and catamaenads.
  • ZK - I need a bigger dictionary!
    *riffling through* catamaenic?
  • Wellwisher - Weightlessness?
  • snorgle - I really didn't think it was that hard! Think HORROR!
  • Dujon - If I said "UFO" would I be headed in the right direction?
  • Raak - Cthulhu?
  • Inkspot - Black Magic?
    what is catamaenic? Google could find no matches, and I don't count made up words like upwise clues either, and I have found some of the answers cofusing, but thats just me reading reading things far too literally. Perhaps if I take a nother print of the game thing may look clearer
  • Snodgrass - Something cosmetic, like a Boob job for instance
  • Raak - PMT?
    [Inkspot] I couldn't find catamaenic anywhere, even the OED, but catamenic means menstrual. Catamaenic could be a formation from catamaenad, the Maenads being the Furies, and cata- being a prefix of rather vague meaning.
  • Inkspot - Count Dracula?
    Can it be seen? Not in and of itself, no
    Is it fictional? Erm, sort of
    Do people pretend that it's real? I'd say yes
    Is it mythical? Not really
    Is it a human concept? Yes.
    Would it be a religious icon? Nope
    Would you experience it in a dessert? Are you on drugs? That means no
    Is it an anthropomorphisation? No
    Is it from folk lore? No
    Is it a scientific concept? Assuming you mean like a law or theory, then no
    Is it connected with ethics? No
    Transubstantiation? No
    Does it have anything to do with ways of measuring or measures of time? No
    CAn it be percieved be any of the senses? erm, not really, but yes
    Marriage? No, you wierdo
    Is it an expression or saying? not really an expression or saying
    Money? not money
    Gravity? not gravity really obscure reverse referential cough
    Is it in some way related to economics? not related to economics
    Is it a universal human concept? This question not answered
    The law? not the law.
    Something associated with the weater? not weather-related
    Lunchtime? not time-related
    An emotion, like love? not an emotion, like love
    Or a convention we all accept to make life a little simpler? and not a convention we accept to make life simpler
    An inquiry into the state of someone's health, uttered merely as a ritual move in the game of smalltalk, and without any intention that it be taken literally? Dear God, no! Stop taking those drugs now! And it's not a speech act! You're all going completely the wrong direction - (go the other way!)
    Is it a speech act of any sort?
    Witchcraft? no....(!)
    Some kind of art? no. (Nothing? Upwise?)
    Magnetism? Inkspot - not magnetism
    A form of alternative medicine? not a form of alternative medecine
    Is it a direction? No
    Is it related to the arts or entertainment? No, not really
    Do people want it? a catamaenic person, perhaps?
    A Clue! So, it is something a woman might want at that time of the month? Valium? A blood transfusion? A divorce? A heavy machine gun? Two heavy machine guns? All those are rather concrete, except the divorce.
    Not that direct a clue, Raak. So none of those. Think of characters who particularly fulfill that definition. And something about them.
    A vow of silence?
    immaculate conception on the astral plane?
    What clue?
    Points upwise.
    Hothead Paisan, Lesbian terrorist?
    Or Tank Girl, Charlie's Angels, Shelob, Death, Desire, Delirium, or...running out of catamenics and catamaenads.
    Weightlessness?
    Think HORROR!really didn't think it was that hard!
    I am just stabbing at straws now for a character that is sort of non-anthropomorphisation fictional human concept, that people pretend is real, that can and cannot be percieved by any of the senses with Catamaenic HORROR
  • Raak - Is it the frustration we are all experiencing?
  • Inkspot - Is it a character from a book?
    After seven days I still have no real idea, perhaps there is a important question about this Abstract that still needs to be played.
  • Toby - Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
    Inkspot] Thanks for that, although I think maybe the question is 'What's the point?'

    C'mon snorglekins - we're practically dead from attrition here. Give us some help before we just declare another topic altogether.
  • ZK - maenads...
    [Raak] It contributes absolutely nothing to the game, but then nor does the game seem to at this current moment, so may I point out that the Erinyes or the Eumenides are the Furies, and the Maenads are the crazed female followers of Dionysus (famous for going berserk during bacchanals and ripping things apart). Just so you know.
  • ZK - oxford pocket dictionary
    cata- prefix 1 down. 2 wrongly. [Greek]
    oh yeah...I'm guessing this is just the greek word, the preposition meaning "down" (and, I suppose, wrongly :p). Although quite what plonking this with maenic means (that'll be the english english spelling) I have no idea.
  • Raak - The light of a master mason, which is darkness visible?
    Just guessing now, perhaps you can tell.
    [ZK] Thanks for the correction. "-maen-" may be a hypercorrection of "-men-", as even the complete OED doesn't list it.
  • ZK - men
    [Raak] Are you in america?
  • Tuj - Vampires?
    Wow, this is impressive...
  • Raak - The difference between 5 cubed and 125 in very strong gravitational fields?
    [ZK] No, the UK.
  • snorgle
    No to everyone, except Inkspot - well, it's no to you too, really, but yes, think of a character in a book, how many damn horror writers do you know!?! And also think of the Maenads - just come on, you damn eejits!
  • Toby - The upending of a vat of menstrual blood at a senior prom caused not by psychokinesis but as a side-effect in the outpouring stream of casaulity generated by the gentle flapping of the wing of that moth I should have crushed instead of setting free when I was seven?
    Well, see, that's helpful now, since we know it is and isn't a character in a book.
  • Dujon - Is this a nom de plume?
  • snorgle - You know I'll give it to Toby - since he mentioned PSYCHOKINESIS! Yes, that was the answer - it just popped into my head after last week's episode of Dark Place.
    Know you now the answer, wasn't it obvious? :-P
  • Toby
    oo-er. After that I'm inclined to say, "Vegetable. (And it's a turnip.)"

    However.
    MINERAL
  • Raak - A fossilised turnip?
  • Tuj - A metal container (for turnips)?
  • snorgle - A modern art installation in which a rusty nail represents the turnip in all of us?
  • Toby
    No, no, & no. Not at all related to a turnip.
  • Inkspot - Is it made of stone?
    snorgle] Oh yeah, I remember now .
  • Toby
    Yes, predominantly.
  • Raak - Is it a monument of some sort?
  • Toby
    Of some sort quite possibly, but not as I think you or I would commonly understand it.
  • Inkspot - Is it on the American continent?
  • Raak - Is it a unique thing?
    I.e. like Cleopatra's Needle, and unlike obelisks in general.
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Raak] Yes.
  • Dujon - Is it man made?
  • snorgle - Is it a swede?
  • Toby
    [Dujon] No.
    [snorgle] Yes, in the alternate universe of tragical mirth, brief tedium, hot ice, and wondrous strange snow. In this one, swedes, nor yet Swedes, are not mineral ;-)
  • Raak - Is it in Britain?
  • Toby
    No, it isn't.
  • Chalky - Is it on land? [as opposed to underwater or floating in the cosmos]
  • Breadmaster - Is it in Asia?
  • Software - Table Mountain?
  • Inkspot - Is it smaller than Nelson's column?
  • snorgle - Is it bigger than a pony?
  • Toby
    [Chalky] Yes.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Software] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [snorgle] Yes.
  • Raak - Is it more than 1000 years old?
  • Toby
    Yes, fundamentally.
  • Breadmaster - Is it Ayer's Rock?
  • Toby
    No, but it's closer to all of you (including Dujon) than it is to me.
  • Inkspot - Is it in Europe?
  • Toby
    Nor there.
  • Raak - Is it in an Arabic country?
  • Inkspot - Does it have religious site?
  • Toby
    [Raak] Also not.
    [Inkspot] Well, I suppose it may, but a desultory web search turns up nothing in particular, and it's not what we associate with this in general.
  • Inkspot - Is it in Africa?
  • Inkspot - Does it lie between the equator and the Tropic of Capricorn?
    double straddle due to time zone invoked ;)
  • Toby
    Yes and yes.
  • ZK - Is it a mountain at all?
  • Dujon - Does its name begin with the letter "K"?
  • ZK - Is Dujon trying to steal my idea?
  • ZK
    Sorry, it's late and I've been eating Frosties.
  • Dujon - Not at all, Ma'am - Just narrowing it down... :-) No, I will not gazump you - I don't wish to win. So, if there is a yes/yes it's all yours - if you are fast enough and still awake!
  • Toby
    yes/yes
  • widey - so its not..
    the giant rock carrot of Heysham?
  • Software - Kilimanjaro - leaping in as an opportunist - ?
  • Toby
    Indeed, Software has seized upon the correct opportunity and identified Mount Kilimanjaro.
    *clapclapclap*
  • ZK
    curse!
  • Software - Oh- err, somebody say something? What? It's my turn. Oh bu**er! Now I have to do some work.
    Right, this time its MINERAL and ANIMAL with ABSTRACT connections. Sounds complicated, hun?
  • Software - Should be a line somewhere...
  • Software - Thats better. Now start again...
    Right, this time its MINERAL and ANIMAL with ABSTRACT connections. Sounds complicated, hun?
  • Inkspot - Is it a man made?
    Congrats Software, a standard opening to begin with.
  • Raak - Is the mineral metal?
  • Kim - Is it an anthropomorphisation?
    I can't help it, I just like the word!
  • Guest Login - Is it the Grim Reaper?
    Sorry, I'm in a strange mood today
  • Snodgrass - Is it Rocking Horse Droppings?
  • Brenda - Is it some sort of chalk figure carved in a hillside?
    Like one of those horses, or the Cerne Abbas giant?
  • Brendan
    Goddamit! That was my feminine side expressing itself, yeah, that's it ...
  • Software - Thanks, all:
  • Software
    Ink: yes
    Raak: Undoubtedly.
    Kim: Some might say.
    GL: ditto.
    Snod: No.
    Brendan: Don't be ridiculous. (That's my feminine side).
  • Inkspot - Is the Animal part made to be eaten?
  • Guest Login - Are those who would say it was the Grim Reaper just being rude?
    (I sold my feminine side to a porn site, years ago)
  • ZK - Is it a homicidal cyborg or some other kind of killing machine?
    Just so I know.
  • Tuj - Is its function to produce sound?
    Playing to your strengths, eh ZK?
  • Raak - A knight in shining armour?
  • Kim - Is it a fictional character?
  • Breadmaster - Is it the Borg?
  • snorgle - One of the terminators?
  • all - Or a presidential candidate?
  • Software - Sorry, I only work days :-)
    Inkspot: No.
    GL Yes.
    ZK: That's a matter of opinion.
    Tuj: Not mainly.
    Raak: Absolutely not.
    Kim: No.
    BM: Err..
    Snorgle: No.
    all: No.
  • Guest Login - Is it the army? or assosiated with the army?
  • Inkspot - Is the animal a horse?
  • Software - No and No.
  • Brendan - Kevin Warwick?
  • Raak - Microsoft?
  • Guest Login - Is it a company?
  • Raak - Seven of Nine?
  • Software - Ah, great insight!
    Brendan: Who?
    GL: Yes.
    Raak: Are you not confident? Your first answer was spot on!

    WELL DONE RAAK! Over to you!

  • Raak
    The next item is MINERAL.
  • Kim - Is it a single item?
    1. e4
  • Guest Login - Does it have a specific function? (ie man-made non-decorative item)
  • Inkspot - Is it made from metal?
  • Raak
    [Kim] No.
    [GL] Yes.
    [Inkspot] At least partly.
  • Brendan - Is it found in the home?
    [Software] A not entirely accurate, rather out of date, very biased answer to your question can be found here.
  • Software - Is it man made?
    -Brendan. I see, I think...
  • Breadmaster - Did it exist before 1801?
  • Raak
    [Brendan] It can be.
    [Software] Yes (see GL's Q)
    [Bm] No.
  • Kim - Is its function to produce sound, images or a combination of the two?
  • Inkspot - Does it use electricity ?
  • Breadmaster - Is it a bridge of some kind?
  • Breadmaster - Is it portable?
    This is to replace my previous question, having seen Brendan's. *administers sharp rap to own wrist*
  • Toby - Is it made also from glass?
  • Raak
    [Kim] Yes!
    [Inkspot] Yes!
    [Bm] No.
    [Bm] Yes!
    [Toby] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a communication device?
  • Guest Login - Is it a laptop computer?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [GL] No.
  • Brendan - A CD Walkman?
  • Software - A camera?
  • Guest Login - A TV?
  • Raak
    [B] No. [S] No. [GL] No. But one of those three is closest.
  • Inkspot - A DVD player?
  • Guest Login - A radio
  • Brendan - A walkman (non-CD variety)?
  • all - A camcorder?
  • Kim - A portable DVD player?
  • snorgle - CCTV?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No. [GL] No. [Brendan] No. [all] No. [Kim] No. [snorgle] No.
    One of those six is precisely as close as one of the previous three.
  • Inkspot - A mini-disc player?
  • Toby - Is a video component a necessary part of this thing?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Toby] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a media player?
  • Guest Login - Is it a pair of headphones?
  • Kim - MP3 player?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Yes!
    [GL] No.
    [Kim] YES!
    So who can get the bullseye?
  • Guest Login - An MP3 walkman?
    If so, I guess Kim already hit the bullseye
  • Raak
    [GL] Isn't that the same as an MP3 player?
    The answer is a particular one.
  • Guest Login - When you say a particular one are we looking for make and model?
    Not all MP3 players are portable
  • Raak
    [GL] The brand name will do. It's quite well known.
  • Raak
    [GL] Oh, and it is portable.
  • ZK - A Sony mP3 player?
    (poach what?) :)
  • Raak
    [ZK] No.
  • Raak
    The brand name, btw, is not the manufacturer's name.
  • Toby - An iPod?
  • Raak
    [Toby] *dingdingdingdingding* YES.
  • Toby
    TRUMPET FANFARE:*doop-diddy-doop-diddy-doop-di-dee-doo!*
    ABSTRACT
  • Raak - Is it the fearful symmetry of a tiger burning bright in the darkness of the night?
    Ok, and I might win the lottery as well. :-)
  • Inkspot - Is it an action?
    That'll learn me to have a days leave, and after go for a days shopping in Bath with Mrs Inkblot;stressed!!!!
  • Toby
    [Raak] I do so want to say yes - I even thought on my way home tonight, "Raak's just going to flat-out guess this." But sadly no. Strangely, however, the general idea is pretty much spot-on.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Dujon - Does this have anything to do with Katmandu?
  • Toby
    [Dujon] No, nothing whatsoever.
  • Brendan - So is it in some way taken from a poem?
  • Tuj - Is it related to mispelling the names of animals?
  • Toby
    [Brendan] Not a poem.
    [Tuj] No ;-)
  • Inkspot - Is it a phobia?
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] no.
  • Dujon - Keeping with the mountain theme - is it associated with Kilamanjaro?
    It's all right, I just get fixated from time to time.
  • Toby
    [Dujon] Nope.
  • Inkspot - Is it a bear with a headache?
  • Tuj - Is it a human concept?
    OK, now all the standard guesses have gone, let's try something off the wall.
  • Kim - Is it connected with religion?
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] Mmmmmm - no.
    [Tuj] Definitely.
    [Kim] No.
  • Raak - Is it fictional?
  • Inkspot - Is it a saying or expression?
  • Toby
    [Raak] The source is, yes.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Raak - Is the source later than 1900?
  • Toby
    [Raak] No.
  • inkspot - Is it from a play?
  • Toby
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Chalky - Is it taken from a Shakespearean play?
  • Toby
    [Chalky] Yes indeed. That narrows it down a bit then ;-)
  • Brendan - Is it the fact that a rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet?
  • Snodgrass - Does it involve Weaponry, a dagger before me for example?
  • Kim - Does it end well?
  • Guest Login - Does it involve Music being the food of love?
  • Guest Login - Or the winter of our discontent?
  • Raak - Our fate, that is written not in our stars, but in ourselves?
  • Chalky - The Quality of Mercy?
  • Brendan - Is the play it's taken from a tragedy?
  • Chalky - Is it the Title of the play?
  • snorgle - The Taming of the Shrew?
  • Inkspot - Is it from one of the histories?
  • A Non - Is Toby ever going to answer these questions?
  • Brendan - Is it all the world being a stage, one man in his time playing many parts, etc.?
    Isn't Toby in some other time zone? Hence the asynchronicity. (Is that a word?)
  • Chalky
    [A Non - c'mon out the closet!] FYI Toby is in Seattle USA and is hopefully enjoying a nice sleep at the moment. [GMT minus 8 hours]
  • Time Keeper
    Toby lives in one of the colonies and will be with us after a morning revelie and bed inspection.
  • A Non
    I only asked. I wasn't exactly serious. [Chalky] what do you mean out of the closet? besides I've been using A Non as an avitar since Camdon Lock in '97
  • Raak - Much ado about nothing?
  • Chalky - The Comedy of Errors ?
    [A Non] No worries. You only asked - we only replied :-)
  • Snodgrass - Is it Alls Well That Ends Well
  • Inkspot - The unkindest cut of all?
  • Kim - Are we such stuff as dreams are made on?
    Poor Toby, he's going to have his work cut out for him....[Snodgrass] I've already asked that....
  • Chalky
    Well .... Toby will certainly have her work cut out if she's hoping to fit in a sex-change before she returns *ba-boom-tish* [sorry K - cheap shot, I know]
  • Guset Login
    Toby will have its work cut out dealing with peoples comments
  • Chalky - Is it This Too Too Solid Flesh?
    Oh I dunno, Gusset, it's rather pleasant having a little natter while we're waiting. I'm sure Toby won't object.
  • Guest Login - Is it a Midsummer Night's Dream?
    True, but if I can't spell my name correctly I'm in trouble
  • Inkspot - All's Well That Ends Well ?
    GL]That one is definetely fictional, and a favourite.
  • Breadmaster - Does it concern the quality of mercy?
    I think "Guset Login" is a great name!
  • Toby
    Hmmm. Lots and lots and lots of no's, plus one yes: Guest Login got it what was apparently hours ago with the "winter of our discontent." But it looks like you've been having fun in my absence ;-)
  • line
  • Guest Login
    OK, That was unexpected. Umm... Animal
  • Brendan - Human?
    Just for the sake of originality ...
  • Guest Login
    [Brenda]n yes
  • Kim - Man?
  • Guest Login
    [Kim] Yes
  • Guest Login
    Damn this clearly isn't as hard as I thought
  • ZK - Was that the answer or do we still need to narrow it down? :)
  • Brendan - A gentleman on business from Porlock who, by interrupting Coleridge during the composition of Kubla Khan, caused the latter part of said poem to be irretrievably lost?
    Though, if we believe Douglas Adams, this may well have been a Good Thing.
  • Chalky - Alive?
    [ZK] pmsl
  • Breadmaster - Is he alive now? (Or at least, when you last looked, as you never know, not in this day and age)
  • Chalky - Have I just asked that?
  • Breadmaster
    Goddammit! I was too busy wondering what "pmsl" means to register the question.
  • Guest Login
    [ZK] No, you still need to narrow it down a lot [Brendan] What? I don't think so, but I don't understand the question [Chalky] At one time [Breadmaster] No [Chalky] Not quite
  • Guest Login
    [ZK] No, you still need to narrow it down a lot
    [Brendan] What? I don't think so, but I don't understand the question
    [Chalky] At one time
    [Breadmaster] No
    [Chalky] Not quite

    darn it

  • Brendan - Was he born after 1800?
    [GL] If I was right, you'd have known, so not to worry. The short version is that Coleridge woke up from a drugged-up dream with Kubla Khan complete in his head (or so he claimed), and proceeded to write it down. But then he was interrupted by this guy who came visiting from Porlock on business, and when he sat back down to it he'd forgotten the rest, hence the poem is incomplete.
  • Inkspot - A sportsman?
  • Raak - An artistic or literary person?
  • Tuj - Alan Rickman?
    Take that Polonius!
  • snorgle - Did he die in the last 50 years?
    Alan Rickman isn't dead!
  • Guest Login
    [Brendan] Yes [Inkspot] No [Raak] Not that I'm aware of [Tuj] He's still alive isn't he? [snorgle] No
  • Chalky - Did he die in the 20th century?
  • Guest Login
    [Chalky] No
  • Inkspot - Jack the Ripper?
  • Guest Login
    [Inkspot] No
  • Raak - A political figure (including royalty or the Pope)?
  • Guest Login
    [Raak] No
  • Inkspot - Is he British?
  • Raak - Brunel?
  • Guest Login
    [Inkspot] Yes
    [Raak] Yes
  • Raak
    What an anti-climax!

    Ok, the next is MINERAL, with ANIMAL and VEGETABLE connections.

  • Inkspot - A stainless steel kitchen knife?
    A little bit knee trembling foreplay then straight down business.
  • Guset Login - Is it made of metal?
    Sorry it was an anti-climax, I hadn't expected to be setting one so soon
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [GL] You wouldn't really think of it as something metal, but metal is involved.
  • Inkspot - If not metal would it be thought of as being made of plastic?
  • Gusset Login - Would I (or anyone else living in the country) find it on a farm?
  • Brendan - Did it exist before 1800?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Not really, although plastic is undoubtedly also present.
    [GL] It would be a very unusual farm that had one of these.
    [Brendan] No.
  • Kim - Do the animal and vegetable live on the mineral?
  • Gusset Login - Is it man made?
  • Inkspot - Is it electrically powered?
  • Breadmaster - Is it meant to be moved around?
    [Gusset Login] I suspect Raak meant it was an anticlimax to hit upon the answer so rapidly and unexpectedly, rather than that the answer itself was anticlimactic.
  • Gusset Login - Is the animal connection, human?
    [BM] I understand what Raak meant and if I had honestly thought I'd win, I would have thought of something harder to guess.
  • Raak
    [Kim] Tricky one...let's say that the animal is alive and the vegetable isn't.
    [GL] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Bm] No.
    [GL] Yes.
    [Bm, GL] Indeed, no criticism intended.
  • Raak
    [Kim] ...and the mineral is pretty much all around them.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a building of some sort?
  • Inkspot - Is it smaller than a telephone kiosk?
  • Raak
    [GL] Yes, hence...
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a Florist?
    OK silly question, but worth a shot
  • Chalky - M o r n i n g t o n C r e s c e n t ?
  • Gusset Login
    [Chalky] what's the vegtable connetion to MC?
  • Raak
    [GL] No, but you're thinking on the right lines.
    [Chalky] No.
  • Breadmaster - A greengrocer's?
  • Raak
    [Bm] No, not quite that close to the right line.
  • Breadmaster - Is the vegetable wood?
  • Inkspot - Is it a particular retailer? eg Tesco
  • Raak
    [Bm] There might well be some, but that's not the main vegetable component.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Dujon - Is the vegatable clothes?
  • Dujon - s/vegatable/vegetable!
  • Raak
    [Dujon] No.
  • Inkspot - A bakers?
  • Chalky - Is it a well-known place [a one-off]?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Chalky] Not a one-off. The sort of thing it is is well-known.
  • Chalky - Would it be found on the High Street?
  • Inkspot - Newsagent?
  • Brendan - Is the building a shop?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] Yes.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Brendan] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Health food shop?
  • Software - A fast-food joint?
  • Gusset Login - A cafe/restaurant?
  • Chalky - An off-license?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] I once went into a health food shop and asked if they had any of a certain thing which the mystery object sells, and it was as if I'd asked for Watney's Red Barrel in a real ale pub.
    [Software] No.
    [GL] YES! But that's not the whole story.
    [Chalky] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a retailer of a particular type of hot beverage?
  • Gusset Login - A coffee shop?
  • ZK - A garden centre?
    They have cafés...
  • Brendan - A vegetarian restaurant?
    (Since otherwise there'd be a dead animal component as well as the live one?)
  • Kim - Starbucks?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [GL] YES! But that's still not the whole story. (And "coffee" was indeed the substance that the health food shop looked askance at a request for.)
    [ZK] No.
    [Brendan] No.
    [Kim] It depends on the branch.
  • Brendan - A bookshop with a coffee shop inside it?
    (the dead vegetables are books?)
  • Gusset Login - A Coffee shop that sells books?
    (the dead vegetables are coffee)
  • Raak
    [Brendan] No.
    [GL] No.
  • Kim - Is it is branch of Starbucks in a particular location?
    The vegetables are the ones serving behind the counter.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a take away coffee shop?
    The words clutching and straws spring to mind
  • Software - A coffeshop with a WiFi hotspot?
  • all - Is it a cyber cafe?
  • snorgle - A Starbucks that is Book-Crossing friendly?
    For info, click here. This has been a public service announcement. Thank you.
  • Raak
    [Kim] No.
    [GL] I'm sure they'll do takeaway if you ask, but most people sit down.
    [snorgle] No.
    [Software] You are within a gnat's semiote, but...
    [all] *DINGDINGDINGDINGDING* A cybercafe is what it is.
  • all - OK give me a second...
    This one is a MINERAL
  • Tuj - Metal?
  • Breadmaster - Rock?
    [Raak] Asking for coffee in a health food shop! I'm surprised they didn't throw you out on your ear, or some similarly painful body part.
  • Inkspot - Is it man made?
    Just goes to show, I'd have done the same in seeking out fair trade typish coffee, but seeing as I'm a tea drinker I wouldn't anyway.
  • ZK - the demon drink....well...one of many
    They sell barleycup and stuff in health-food shops...shouldn't have been a problem...
  • ZK
    Oh yeah, a suggestion
  • ZK - Is it smaller than a phone box?
  • all
    [Tuj] No
    [BM] yes, but it's more than that
    [Inkspot] no
    [ZK] usually
  • ZK - Is the mineral an element?
  • Inkspot - Is it solid?
  • all
    [ZK] it is made from at least one element.
    [Inkspot] Yes
  • Gusset Login - Would I find it in my house?
  • Brendan - An erratic rocks, left miles from its origin point by a glacier?
  • all
    [GL] I haven't been to your house. [Brendan] No
  • Software - Would it be found in the UK?
  • all
    [Software] Yes
  • Gusset Login - Is it likely to be found in a residential building?
  • Chalky - Is it something would be useful to a human being?
  • all
    [GL] In some, but not as many as you used to
    [Chalky] Human beings have been known to find uses for it
  • Chalky - Is it decorative?
  • Bigsmith - Coal?
  • all
    [Chalky] I've often found it to be, but I'm odd
    [Bigsmith] Actually, YES. Well done sir/madam/miss!
  • all
  • Bigsmith
    We'll go with A N I M A L this time.
  • Brendan - Human?
    Well done!
  • Bigsmith
    [Brendan] No (and thanks!)
  • all - Mammal?
  • Inkspot - Is it extinct?
  • Software - Would it be found in the UK?
    Save me thinking
  • Gusset Login - Is it bigger than a loaf of bread?
  • Bigsmith
    [all] Yes [Inkers] No [Softers] No (though many others of similar ilk would be) [Gusset Loggers] Yes
  • Kim - Marsupial?
  • Bigsmith
    [Kim] Nay
  • Inkspot - Is it aquatic?
  • Bigsmith
    [Inkspot] No (though swimming has been known).
  • Gusset Login - Is it a pig?
  • Raak - Is it kept as a pet?
  • Bigsmith
    [GL] No
    [Raak] Yes
  • Bigsmith - On an unrelated subject
    [Raak] Top work on the Oblig. Limericks page!
  • Gusset Login - Is it a dog?
  • Bigsmith
    [Gusset Thing] Yes - BUT - need to be more specific.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a specific dog?
  • Bigsmith - Getting warmer...
    [GL] It certainly is.
  • Bigsmith
    Right, I'm off down the pub now. Will be sober and on-line by about 10.00am tomorrow, so let's see if anyone can get it by then.
  • Gusset Login - Is it Cliffard The Big Red Dog?
    I sincerely hope not
  • Software - A dingo?
  • Tuj - Dogmatix
  • snorgle - Is it a breed of dog? Or a particular dog, like Lassie?
  • Bigsmith - I don't believe it
    Snorgle hits the back of the net - L A S S I E it is!
  • Crowd - goes wild
  • Hurry up snorgle!
    But seriously, does anyone know what timezone he/she/it is in?
  • Inkspot - in the Principality
    snorgle lives in Gods own country and is probably busy at the moment sledging Caerphilly Hill and building snowmen.
  • Gusset Login
    I thought Gods own country was Australia
  • snorgle - Animal
    I'm in Wales - just busy today! And I'll tell you now, it's not a caracal lynx, friend or otherwise.
  • Gusset Login - Is it human?
  • snorgle - Gusset - yes.
  • Inkspot - Are they alive today?
  • Breadmaster - Is it a he?
    I was reliably informed that New Zealand is God's own country, but the report may have been sexed up.
  • Tuj - Are they from God's Own Country?
    Not sure where that is either. For the sake of someone I've upset recently, let's call it Wales.
  • snorgle
    Inkspot - Not alive today. BM - Yep. Tuj - no.
  • Breadmaster - Was he born before 1801?
  • ZK - Did he die a violent death?
  • Raak - Royalty?
  • snorgle
    BM- no. ZK - no. Raak - no.
  • Raak - A Wright brother?
  • Inkspot - Was he a musician?
  • snorgle
    Raak - no. Inkspot - yes.
  • Raak - Elgar?
  • Breadmaster - American?
  • Tuj - Elvis?
  • Inkspot - Jim Morrison?
  • snorgle
    Raak - no. BM - no. Tuj - no. Inkspot - no.
  • Toby - Classical?
  • snorgle
    Toby - yes. (in the usually accepted sense - I don't know enough about music to break it down any further!)
  • Raak - Zemlinsky?
  • snorgle
    Raak - nope.
  • Raak - German?
  • snorgle
    Raak - yep.
  • Inkspot - Did he die after 1940?
  • snorgle
    Inkspot - no.
  • Toby - Brahms?
  • Inkspot - Was he a pianist?
  • Gusset Login - Bach?
  • snorgle
    Toby - no. Inkspot - Probably, but that isn't what he was famous for. Gusset login - no.
  • Gusset Login - Does his last name begin with 'B'?
  • all - Was he born before 1900?
  • snorgle
    Gusset - no. all - yes.
  • Inkspot - Is he famous for being a composer?
  • snorgle
    Inkspot - yes!
  • Inkspot - Richard Wagner?
  • snorgle
    Inkspot - no.
  • all - Are you sure he's German?
  • Inkspot - Felix Mendelssohn
  • Gusset Login - Gustav Mahler?
  • Mahlers Mummy
    I would just like to say that my son Gustav (1860-1911), was born in Kalischt in what was then Austria, but is now part of the Czech Republic.
  • Chalky - Mozart?
  • Chalky - Handel?
  • snorgle
    all - well, I double-checked on several websites and they all agree, so yes.
    Inkspot - no.
    Gusset - no.
    Chalky - no and no.
  • Raak
    Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
  • Chalky - Schumann?
  • Chalky - Gluck?
  • snorgle
    Raak - cut down on the speed.(that means no)
    Chalky - no and no.
    [Clue]He isn't well-known, at least I hadn't heard of him before last week, when I went to a performance of his most famous work.
  • Toby - Would that have been a symphonic work with no voices?
    I.e., not an opera or an oratorio.
  • Gusset Login - Was he born before 1850?
  • snorgle
    Toby - no. Gusset - no.
  • Gusset Login - Sigmund Romberg?
  • Kim - Carl Ditters von Dittersdorf?
  • Kim - Johann Joseph Fux?
  • Kim
    [Everyone] While we are waiting to find out which dead German composer snorgle is, I invite you all to take this short test. Which dead German composer are you?.
  • Chalky - Hans Pfitzner?
  • Chalky - or maybe.... Max von Schillings?
  • Chalky - or perhaps ... Engelbert Humperdinck?
  • Chalky - or even --- the OTHER Wagner, Siegfried I think ?
  • all
    [Chalky] Engelbert Humperdinck was English
  • Chalky
    [all] No he wasn't ... and I thought snorgle was in the chair? :-)
  • all
    [Chalky] snorgle is in the chair but that doesn't stop me point out that Englebert Humperdinck wasn't German, and then discovering that there's more than one Englebert Humperdinck. And one of them was German. My humble appology is in the post.
  • Chalky
    [all] teehee!
  • Software
    In any case, the English one was actually Gerry Dorsey when he used to sing cover versions on Saturday Club hosted by Brian Matthew on the BBC Light Programme in the '60's.
  • snorgle
    Chalky - yes! Engelbert Humperdinck (the original one) it is! I saw Hansel & Gretel last week, and was surprised by the name - until I looked into it a bit more.
  • The Audience - ***Goes wild for Chalky***
  • Chalky - Splendid!
    Now .... let me think ...
  • Dujon
    Is it Animal, Vegetable, Mineral or Abstract?      Sorry, Chalky!    ;-)
  • ZK
    [Dujon] Yes. ;)
  • Chalky - ... ah yes
    Time for an ...
    A B S T R A C T
  • Dujon - Is it a fictional character/being?
    Might as well get this sorted up front this time.
  • Chalky
    Hello Duj :-) No, sorry. T'ain't one of them there things.
  • Dujon - Is it particular to humans?
    That's it for tonight. Unless I change my mind.
  • Raak - Is it the unbearable lightness of Being?
  • Software - Is it a human concept?
    Standard opening
  • Chalky
    [Duj] Yes
    [Raak] Curiously enough, that is one of my favourite phrases and have longed to slip it into one of these games. Much as I'd love to say 'yes', in this instance, alas No
    [Software] I suppose it must be [see Duj reply]
  • Snodgrass - Is it descriptive of an action?
  • Gusset Login - Is it an emotion?
  • all - Is it a religion?
    My appologies again
  • Inkspot - Is it a phrase or expression?
  • Gusset Login - Is it easier than the last one?
  • Chalky
    [Snodgrass] Sort of, yes
    [Gusset] No
    [all] No ... hey forget it - I, too, am less than perfect :-)
    [Inkspot] In a manner of speaking, yes it is
    [Gusset] Indubitably
  • Inkspot - Getting your leg over?
  • Bigsmith - Hung like a horse?
  • all - Is it related to sex?
  • Raak - A leap of faith?
  • Software - Would it make someone happy? :-)
  • Gusset Login - Is it said/used in everyday conversation?
  • Kim - Does it contain numbers.
  • Kim - ?
  • Chalky - *rushing back from a meeting...*
    [Inkspot] Er ... no
    [Bigsmith] Nope
    [all] one might think so in view of the previous two questions - and as a matter of fact it *could* be :-)
    [Raak] No - but you're moving in the right direction -ish
    [Software] NO! good question
    [Gusset] Yes
    [Kim] It *might* contain numbers but don't let that mislead you
  • all - Is it conected with the church?
  • Chalky
    [all] Not specifically
  • Inkspot - Can it be percieved by any of the senses?
  • all - is it a sinlge word?
  • all
    single word, even
    Curse you dyslexia! You win again!
  • Software - A curse?
  • Gusset Login - Swearing?
  • Raak - A magic spell?
  • Chalky
    [Inkspot] It can be perceived by all of the senses
    [all] Yes - with the addition of a definite or indefinite article
    [Software] Not really
    [Gusset] Noo-o-o - but swearing might be applicable afterwards :-)
    [Raak] No
  • Gusset Login - Pain?
  • Chalky
    [Gusset] No
  • Gusset Login - Life?
  • Raak - The universe?
  • Raak - A nightmare?
  • Chalky
    [Gusset] No
    [Raak] nah
    ... although true pessimists might say that both were this [that was a BIG CLUE].

    on spotting a Raak simulpost ... not a nightmare.

  • Inkspot - It?
  • Inkspot - Everything?
  • Raak - Would it make someone unhappy?
  • Chalky
    [Inkspot] No to both
    [Raak] The opposite to that question was asked a while back :-) Your answer is YES, it might make someone unhappy, but not necessarily deeply unhappy.
  • Gusset Login - Suffering?
  • Software - Disappointment?
  • all - Pointless?
  • Raak - Being dumped?
    [Chalky] Just checking.
  • Chalky
    [Gusset, Software] One might suffer and be disappointed as a result but the answer is more the 'action' rather than the consequence.
    [all] erm .. no
    [Raak] No, but being dumped may fall into this category - a more generic word is needed.
  • all - Losing?
  • Breadmaster - Is it something most people have probably experienced?
  • Chalky
    [all] No - but close
    [Breadmaster] Absolutely.
  • all - Failure?
  • Software - Rejection?
  • Bigsmith - Missing last orders?
  • Bigsmith - The blues?
  • Gusset Login - Antidisestablishmentarianism?
  • Chalky
    [all] not quite
    [Software] No
    [B'smith] No & No
    [Gusset] No

    CLUE: 'all' did this in the last game :-)

  • Software - Mistake?
  • all - Fuck up?
  • Chalky
    WELL DONE!! [Software] gets to the post first.
    [all] f*cks up :-) sorry
  • Software - Well I never!!
    **Tries to hide behind hands with embarrassment.** Now let me see...thinks :-)

    I know! Mineral with Animal connections.

  • snorgle - The statue of Greyfriars Bobby in Edinburgh?
  • all - A dog lead?
  • Gusset Login - Is it made of metal?
  • Bigsmith - Is it larger than a ballcock?
  • all - Is it smaller than a phonebox?
  • Software - That was quick!
    snorgs: No.
    all: No
    GL: Yes, partly.
    BS: Perhaps.
  • Software - Simpost
    all: Yes
  • Gusset Login - Is it decorative?
  • Breadmaster - Does it *look* like an animal?
  • all - Would I use it *on* an animal
  • Kim - Is the Animal connection human?
  • Tuj - Is the animal connected to it a domesticated one?
  • Brendan - A horseshoe?
  • Inkspot - Is it made for a specific purpose?
  • all - Is it a mobile phone?
  • Software
    LG: No.
    all: No.
    Kim: Yes.
    Tuj: No, see Kim.
    Brendan: No.
    Inks: Yes.
    all: No.
  • Brendan - Is the non-metal component plastic?
    (psst, Software, you missed Breadmaster's "Does it look like an animal?")
  • Raak - Does one wear it?
  • Lusset Gogin - Is it electrical?
  • all - Does it connect physically to a human?
    Humans are domesticated (usually)
  • Breadmaster - Is there only one of it?
  • Software
    Bren: Yes.
    Raak: No.
    LG: Sometimes.
    all: No -my ex-wife wasn't!
    BM: No.
  • all - Do most people have one?
    I did say usually
  • Breadmaster - Would most people want one?
  • Gusset Login - Is it used for entertainment?
  • Software
    all: Hard to say, I have one.
    BM see above.
    GL: No
  • Software
    GL: Don't go there ;-)
  • Gusset Login - Do you keep yours at home?
    Go where?
  • Software
    GL: Yes
  • Breadmaster - Do you use it every day?
  • Brendan - Is it some form of communications device?
    Sorry to interrupt AVMA for a moment, but since [Software]'s definitely reading this: gigni de nihilo ... over on MCiOS is a reverse game. The idea is that if you read the game backwards, it'll all make sense. This means that new moves have to be consistent with what's already been said "in the future". So, for example, fairly early in the game you'll find Blob saying "[Néa] To answer you question - not recently I'm afraid, the last time was on the East London Line between Shadwell & Wapping." and then later on Néa asking "Incidentally, did anybody here ever pull the emergency brake while drunk?", setting up Blob's answer. As far as I can tell, you've been playing it forwards all along -- hence all the comments about you developing precognition and so on, which are an attempt to make your comments make sense in the context of the reverse flow.
  • Software
    BM: Clue, perhaps - Most days.
    Brendan: :-*
  • ZK - Is it a personal organiser?
  • Toby - A toothbrush?
  • Chalky - Following Brendan's Comments above
    Software re: The Reverse Crescent Game in MCiOS. Yup - because you seemed to 'pick' on me nearly every time you posted something, you completely f*cked up my gameplan. I left loads of messages for you - so did Darren - and others dropped hints. Eventually I gave up and dropped out of the game :-(
  • Chalky - Is it a spinning around clothes drying thing?
    ...back to the game
  • Chalky - Is it a toilet brush?
  • Software
    ZK: No
    Toby: No.

    Chalks: My humblest appologies :-o , I was completely off the scent on that one :-/ , sorry to spoil your fun, I'll stick to the things I know best in future.

    Chalks: No & No.

  • Chalky - A cuddly toy?
    [S'ware] apology accepted :-)
  • Raak - Is it related to sex?
    Ok, everything could be related to sex, but some things are more closely related than others.
  • Chalky - Is it a pharisee?
  • Software
    Chalks: No, this is not the generation game :O).
    Raak: Unlikely - but, hey, whatever turns you on ;-)
    Chalks: No, it is Mineral with Animal connections, remember.
  • Chalky - A penguin [bar]?
  • Chalky - doggy widdle?
    sorry - just remembered it's mineral with animal connections
  • Raak - Is it something one enjoys using?
  • Software
    Chalks ;-))
    Raak: Not particularly, unless one had such a fettish.
  • Brendan - Is it a hoover?
  • Software
    Bren: No.
  • Raak - A toothbrush?
  • ZK - A K-Tel nose hair trimmer?
  • ZK - A razor?
    Also based on the assumption that disposables are made of metal and plastic to shave the human animal and they often come in the "electrical" variety - and blokes tend to use them daily or almost as often, with girls slightly less often needing a boyfriend at this time of night declared
  • Breadmaster - Could you lift it with one hand?
    [ZK] Awww... maybe you should use that K-Tel nose hair trimmer a little more frequently... ;-)
  • ZK - Have you died?
    [Breadmaster] They don't make industrial strength ones, you see :)
  • Software - Back from a relaxing weekend without a PC in my face.
    Raak: No.
    ZK: No & No.
    BM: Yes (in most cases).
    ZK: No.
  • Gusset Login - Is it computerised?
  • Chalky - Why is this such a boring one?
  • all - Can we have a clue?
  • Software
    Chalks: Because nobody has asked the right questions.
    all: Yes, I'm getting bored too. You probably have several of these about the office/college/school.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a telephone?
  • Brendan - A stapler?
    First thing on my desk that I saw ...
  • Chalky
    I know what's bugging me about this one - the 'animal' connection .... what does 'connection' actually mean? Is there a bit of animal in it? or is used by an animal [in this case human]? If it's the latter, isn't it rather superfluous and misleading to add the animal bit?
  • Software
    GL: No.
    Bren: No, but you are now on the right tack.
    Chalks: In this case the human connection is that this object would be unable to perform any function without human assistance.
  • all - Hole punch?
  • Gusset Login - Ring binder?
  • Breadmaster - Is it human-powered?
  • Software
    all - has it! Cheers and whoops from audience!

    Over to you all!

  • all - At f*r*i*g last!
    This one is an ANIMAL, and hopefully will be easier to guess
  • Software - Human animal?
    Come on now, it wasn't that difficult!
  • all
    [Software] Yes - It took a long time to work out, that makes it difficult
  • Kim - Alive?
  • Chalky - IMO
    [S'ware] The 'Animal' part was superfluous and misleading. Many examples of this type of equipment have been posted as the 'object' in the past - simply as Mineral. You replied to my earlier question [and I quote] "Because nobody has asked the right questions." I completely disagree.
  • all
    [Kim] No
  • Brendan - Brutus? (of "et tu" fame)
    'cos it's always fun to start with a completely random guess.
  • Raak - A certain individual animal?
  • Tuj - Chinese?
    Well, it's a one in five chance!?
  • Inkspot - Did they die before 1900?
  • Snodgrass - Male?
  • all
    [Brenda] No - but it was worth a shot
    [Raak] Yes - an individual dead human (see above)
    [Tuj] No
    [Ink] Yes
    [Snodster] No - I'm fairly certain she wasn't
  • Inkspot - Were they born before 1500?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No
  • Brendan - Religious figure?
  • Inkspot - Was he a scientist?
  • all
    [Brendan] No
    [Inkspot] No, and as said before not a 'he'
  • Software - Joan of Arc?
  • all
    [Software] No, Joan of Arc was born before 1500
  • Inkspot - Mary Shelley?
    Just testing ;)
  • all
    [Inkspot] No
  • Inkspot - Was she born before 1800?
  • all
    [Inkspot] Yes
  • Inkspot - Is she an author?
  • Raak - Elizabeth I?
  • Kim - Was she a religious figure?
  • all
    [Inkspot] She isn't. She wasn't famous for being an author.
    [Raak] No, but you're think on the right lines.
    [Kim] See the answer I gave when Brendan asked that.
  • all
    [Raak] I meant thinking not think obviously
  • snorgle - Mary, Queen of Scots?
  • all
    [snorgle] No
  • Inkspot - Was she European, other than British?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No
  • Brendan - Was she a royal of some description?
    just trying to clarify what "along the right lines" means (couldn't be Queen V herself, of course, since she died in 1901 ...)
  • Raak - Was she associated with royalty, without being royalty herself?
  • Inkspot - Lady Jane Grey
  • all
    [Brendan] Yes (It also couldn't be Queen V because she wasn't born before 1800)
    [Raak] At one time
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Inkspot - If not an author, a diarist Elizabeth Pepys?
  • Kim - Nell Gwynne?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Kim] No.
  • Raak - One of Henry VIII's wives?
  • Brendan - Queen Anne?
    [all] For some reason I read the wrong answer, and thought you'd said "No" to born pre-1800 ... Doh!
  • Inkspot - Mary wife of William III (of Orange)?
  • all
    [Raak] Yes
    [Braendan] You are so very close - We can all make mistakes
    [Inkspot] No
  • Brendan - Anne Boleyn?
  • all
    [Brendan] Yup.

    Audience - Cheers and Adulation for Brendan
  • Brendan
    OK, let's have a MINERAL/VEGETABLE (with ABSTRACT overtones). If it becomes obvious that this classification is confusing people, I'll give some pointers ...
  • all - Is it made of wood?
  • Software - And metal?
  • Raak - A painting?
  • Inkspot - Is the vegetable, paper?
  • Brendan
    [all] in part, but probably not a large part (NB: I am considering "made of wood" to mean dead wood in some way arranged by humans; ie in my definition a tree is not "made of wood" -- which I admit is eccentric)
    [Software] probably in places, but it's not a major component
    [Raak] No, but keep plugging at why it has abstract overtones
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Raak - Half a dead cow in formaldehyde?
  • all - Is the vegtable part a tree?
  • Raak
    Oops, ignore my last, dead cow isn't mineral or vegetable.
  • Raak - Half a dead tree in formaldehyde?
  • Inkspot - Is it unique?
  • Brendan
    [Raak] No, in either case. [all] Not "a" tree. [Inkspot] Yes.
  • all - Hyde Park?
  • Gusset Login - Does the vegetable part involve more than one tree?
  • Inkspot - Is it a geographical landmark?
  • Raak - Is it a work of art?
  • Brendan
    [all] No.
    [GL] Yes!
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Raak] The "it" you are looking for isn't, but a work of art (in the broadest sense) is involved.
  • Tuj - Is it a forest?
  • Inkspot - Is it a real place mentioned in literature like Sherwood Forest?
  • Brendan
    [Tuj] Yes, but not just that.
    [Inkspot] You're getting very close, but the answer to that particular question is No.
  • Gusset Login - Is it the Hundred Acer Wood?
  • snorgle - Is it Mirkwood?
  • Breadmaster - Fangorn Forest?
  • all - The Forest Moon of Endor?
    stop looking at me like that!
  • Brendan
    [Gusset] No.
    [snorgle]No.
    [Breadmaster] Nope.
    [all] Nope!
    All good guesses, but remember it isn't just a forest.
  • Gusset Login - Is it from LOTR?
  • Inkspot - Under Milk Wood?
    Not Forest Gump either then
  • Breadmaster - Can it move around?
  • all - Burnham Wood?
  • Brendan
    [Gusset] No.
    ['spot] No.
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [all] No.
    When I say it's not just a forest, I mean there's other stuff too, not that it's a special sort or specific example of a forest. The trees are definitely a major component of the mystery item, but perhaps not the one people immediately think of.
  • Breadmaster - The Eden Project?
  • Raak - The Angel of the North?
  • Tuj - Is it fictional?
  • Brendan
    [Bm] No.
    [Raak] No.
    Because ... [Tuj] Yes!
  • Raak - Babylon 5?
  • Inkspot - Is it from a film like the 'Valley Forge' in Silent Running?
  • snorgle - The forest referred to in the phrase "Can't see the forest for the trees"?
  • ZK - Is the fictional setting concerned a movie?
  • Brendan
    [Raak] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [snorgle] No, it is from a specific work.
    [ZK] No, not a movie.
  • all - Is it a city?
  • Inkspot - The Forbidden Forest from Harry Potter which is based on the Forest of Dean?
  • Brendan
    [all] No, but it is within/near one.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Gusset Login - The Hanging Gardens Of Babylon?
  • snorgle - Central Park?
  • all - Is it from a book?
    [snorgle] I've made mistakes with these things before, but are you sure Central Park contains a forest? and is fictional?
  • Breadmaster - Is it an old oak tree with a yellow ribbon tied around it?
    [GL] I don't think the Hanging Gardens were fictional either, although not much is known about them.
  • Gusset Login
    [BM] There's no proof that it ever existed apart from a book written by someone who never went within a hundred miles of the area it was rumoured to be. But I take your point
  • Inkspot - Was the book written after 1900?
  • Snodgrass - Nottingham Forest?
    I know Sherwood was mentioned earlier but Notts Forest are a fictional entity, ie they are alledged to be footballers - but nice people all the same who always invite me to their end of season party in January each year.
  • Brendan
    [Gusset] No.
    [snorgle] Alas, too real.
    [all]Erm. The work in question is commonly found in books but it is not a book per se. Does that make sense?
    [Breadmaster] No.
    [Inkspot] No (bearing in mind the above caveats about the phrase "the book").
    [Snodgrass] LOL. No.
  • Brendan
    PS [Snodgrass] Are you also alleging that all the players are vegetables? ;)
  • Gusset Login - Was the book written before 1980?
    bearing in mind the above caveats about the phrase "the book"
  • Gusset Login - I meant 1880!
  • Inkspot - Is it from a poem?
  • Raak - Is it from a play?
  • all - Utopia?
  • Brendan
    [GL] Yes, before 1880.
    [Inkspot] Indeed it is. Therefore ...
    [Raak] No.
    [all] No.
  • Gusset Login - Herot?
  • Breadmaster - Xanadu?
    I mean, of course, the location of Kubla Khan's pleasure dome, and not the improbably awful film starring Olivia Newton John and Gene Kelly. On roller skates. In pink. With the Electric Light Orchestra.
  • Brendan
    [Gusset] No.
    [Breadmaster] DING! DING! DING! Yes! It was indeed those twice five miles of fertile ground, with walls and towers girdled round, forests ancient as the hills, gardens bright with sinuous rills, etc. etc. Congratulations. The floor is yours.
  • Breadmaster - Huzzah!
    Give me a few moments to thing of something sufficiently fiendish.
  • Breadmaster - ABSTRACT
    OK, let's see how this plays out.
  • ZK - Is it an emotion?
  • Breadmaster
    [ZK] Nope.
  • ZK - Is it a human concept?
  • Breadmaster
    [ZK] No - although some may be involved.
  • Brendan - Can it be detected with any of the senses?
  • Breadmaster
    [Brendan] An interesting question. I would say technically no, but your senses might well alert you to its presence.
  • Inkspot - Is it a natural event or happening?
  • Tuj - Is it a naturally occurring phenomenon?
    Dooo-dooo do-doodoo...
  • Raak - The monster under the bed?
  • Breadmaster
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Tuj] No.
    [Raak] No, that's very much ANIMAL.
    I should warn you all that I'm not at work today and tomorrow and my internet access is currently a little erratic, so many apologies if there are gaps between my answers... I shall do my best though!
  • all - Is it existence?
    straight in with a random guess
  • Inkspot - Is it a phrase or expression?
  • Kim - Does it have to do with the passage of time?
  • Snodgrass - Is it connected with the supernatural
    (Brendan: All footballers get covered in mud, Vegetables grow in the soil (ok not all so sue me!), therefore all footballers............. eat vegetables and you are what you eat. And Forest are neither Super nor Natural before you ask - C'mon you R's)
  • Brendan - Is it electricity?
    [Snodgrass] Your mastery of syllogism is unmatched!
  • Breadmaster
    [all] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Kim] No.
    [Snodgrass] Aha! Yes.
    [Brendan] No.
  • Raak - A ghost?
  • Gusset Login - Banquo's Ghost?
  • Snodgrass - An Orb?
    To those of you without Living TV you have been spared the antics of Derek Acorah and Yvette Fielding chasing ghosts and flying balls of light around the country and having theatrical panic attacks as they go. What a rich cultural medium digital TV can be!
  • all - A poltergeist?
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] No.
    [GL] No.
    [Snodgrass] No, and I thank you for that terrifying vignette. Yvette Fielding?!
    [all] No.
  • Chalky - Possession of some sort [by the devil or his disciples]?
  • Breadmaster
    [Chalky] No.
  • Brendan - Is it related to some sort of concept of the afterlife?
  • Raak - A magic spell?
  • Chalky - ah...Raak may have pre-empted my next line of questioning ... is it Black Magic?
  • ZK - I don't have a suggestion
    [Snodgrass] I happen to like that programme!
  • ZK - backtracking in realisation
    Not that believe it all, you understand!
  • Snodgrass - Voodoo ?
    [ZK] Sorry, no offence intended. I quite enjoy it too, in small measure, but the histrionics do rather detract from what might, otherwise, be a serious attempt to uncover something we understand little about. Did you watch the celebrity version last weekend?
  • Breadmaster
    [Brendan] Yes.
    [Raak] Nope.
    [Chalky] Not that either.
    [Snodgrass] Nope. How do you have a celebrity ghost-chasing programme? Were they hunting Elvis, James Dean, Buddy Holly etc?
  • Snodgrass - Is it re-incarnation ?
    [Breadmaster] The celebs were doing the hunting - or more accurately staying 2 nights in a spooky castle and having the willies put up them so to speak (but thats one for a different channel I expect). You know, I'm a Celebrity - Get 8 shades of wos'name out of me!
  • Breadmaster - I despair of modernity...
    [Snodgrass] Nope.
  • ZK
    [Snodgrass] Sadly not, as I only have Sky when I'm living at home.
  • Raak - Transubstantiation?
  • all - is it Hell?
  • Gusset Login - Valhala?
  • Chalky - The Holy Spirit?
  • Brendan - Is the afterlife in question the Christian one?
  • Kim - Nirvana?
  • Raak - Purgatory?
  • Dujon - Would a river be pertinent?
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] No.
    [all] No.
    [GL] No.
    [Brendan] No.
    [Kim] No.
    [Raak] No.
    [Dujon] It wouldn't.
    Don't get too hung up on the afterlife thing - it's only related to it.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a Philosophy?
  • Breadmaster
    [GL] It might be, depending on how you define "philosophy".
  • Inkspot - Is it a fear?
  • Breadmaster
    [Inkspot] No.
  • all - Is it a religion?
  • Breadmaster
    [all] A breakthrough! Yes.
  • Chalky - Catholicism?
    blimey - I thought we'd eliminated the 'religion' thing ages ago - perhaps I just imagined it!
  • Breadmaster
    [Chalky] No. No, I was surprised no-one tried that earlier, but they didn't...
  • Gusset Login - Buddism?
  • all - Islam?
  • Gusset Login - I meant buddhism, obviously
  • Gusset Login
    A religion is a philosophy, unless your a fanatic.
  • Breadmaster
    [GL] No. There's more to religion than philosophy, though - it is a sociological phenomenon which may include a philosophy, but also other things such as liturgy. I think.
    [all] Nope.
  • Inkspot - theophobia?
  • Breadmaster
    [Inkspot] No, but I'd love to know more about the Theophobic Church...
  • Raak - Does it profess to be some variety of the Christian religion?
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] It does not.
  • Gusset Login - Scientology?
    [BM]The basis of all religion is a philosophy, which is also the most important part of the religion. It's easy to quote (for example) the Bible but very few of those that do make any effort to love their fellow man.
  • Breadmaster
    [GL] Of course, it depends on what you mean by "philosophy". But if you mean ethics, I still say that's only one element of religion, and not necessarily the most important part: for example, Jesus taught ethics, but he seems to have been more interested in eschatology. One should always be very wary of saying things like "the essence of all religions is X" because religions are rather complex things that vary greatly.
    Oh yes. No.
  • Raak - Is it monotheistic?
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] Largely, but it's a matter of some debate.
  • Gusset Login - Is it Hindu?
    [BM] Philosophy generally means an outlook or set of beliefs that underpin your thinking. An ethical philosophy is only one example of this cynical philosophies have more appeal but are less used by religions. But all religions are in essence telling people how they should think (not what they should think, just how).
    Eschatology is part of the philosophy of most religions
  • Breadmaster
    [GL] It is not.
    I take your point, although I think you're defining "philosophy" a little loosely.
  • Brendan - Was it founded in the last 200 years?
  • Breadmaster
    [Brendan] Nope.
  • Gusset Login - Sikhism?
    Philosophy
    noun: any personal belief about how to live or how to deal with a situation (Example: "Self-indulgence was his only philosophy")
    noun: the rational investigation of questions about existence and knowledge and ethics
    noun: a belief (or system of beliefs) accepted as authoritative by some group or school
  • Breadmaster
    [GL] Still so.
  • Breadmaster
    By which I meant, of course, still no.
  • all - Is it a brand of islam?
  • Gusset Login - Judaism?
  • Breadmaster
    [all] No.
    [GL] No.
  • Raak - Is it extant?
  • Inkspot - It it a associated with the far east?
  • Gusset Login - Is it Zen?
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] It is.
    [Inkspot] Not the far east, no.
    [GL] It is not.
  • Gusset Login - Just confirm it's from the middle east? but not connected with Islam?
  • Breadmaster
    [GL] Two questions shock! Yes, it is from the Middle East, and there may be connections with Islam, but if so I think they're likely to be pretty indirect.
    It can only be a matter of time now.
  • Inksopt - Was it founded by a swordsman called Zoro his adventures later being made into numerous films?
  • Breadmaster
    [Inksopt] No, but it should have been, hence...
  • Phahad - Is it Sufism? -Apologies for joining in so abruptly
  • Breadmaster
    [Phahad] Feel free to join in, but no - it's not Islam, remember.
  • Gusset Login - Is it popular outside the middle east?
  • Breadmaster
    [Gusset] If this religion is defined a little broadly, I believe that today it does have more adherents outside the Middle East than it has within it.
  • all - Taoism?
  • Breadmaster
    [all] No.
    You know, I really think Inkspot will get it...
  • Brendan - Zoroastrianism?
    (I may have spelt that wrong)
  • Chalky - Zoroism?
    simulpost....and Brendam beat me to it *laughs*
  • Chalky
    I meant BrendaN of course *laughs again*
  • Breadmaster
    [Brendan] YES! And I believe you spelt it entirely correctly.
  • Brendan
    Having recently had a go, I'm entirely happy to cede in favour of either Inkspot, who clearly had it and was just messing around, or Chalks, who I simulposted. That said, I do have a particularly silly idea for a round ... I'll leave it a few hours and if neither of those two starts one I will.
  • Inkspot - Pah! I'd have won it if it hadn't been for those pesky kids!
    applause and cheers
    A good win and well set by the Breadmaster.
  • Brendan - Silly idea
    OK, then, my silly idea: bifurcated AMVA. I've got two separate "objects" in mind which can be referred to by the same word(s). Hence, for each question I'll give two answers, one for the first object and one for the second, eg "Is it made of wood?" "Yes/No" Hope that makes sense.
    So, the objects are ANIMAL/ANIMAL.
  • Raak - Is it a quagga?
  • Dujon - Leaf?   OK, just a mad guess.   :-(
    However, is that the idea, Brendan?
  • Breadmaster - Is either human?
    An interesting conceit!
  • Inkspot - A mammal?
  • Snodgrass - Bigger than a Coconut?
  • Brendan
    [Raak] No/no.
    [Dujon] No/no.
    [Bm] Yes/Yes.
    [Inkspot] Yes/Yes (see above).
    [Snodgrass] Yes/Yes. (Unless it's a giant mutant coconut you have in mind)
  • Breadmaster - Are they particular humans (as opposed to a type, job, class etc)?
    Interesting - looks like we have two people with the same name, or perhaps similar titles?
  • snorgle - Is the name for either an occupation?
  • Brendan
    [Breadmaster] Yes/Yes
    [snorgle]No/No
  • Breadmaster - Are they male?
  • Raak - Are they still alive?
  • Bigsmith
    Englebert Humperdinck?
  • Inkspot - Are they British?
  • Brendan
    [Breadmaster] Yes/Yes.
    [Raak] Yes/No.
    [Bigsmith] No. (Good guess though!)
    [Inkspot] Yes/No.
  • Bigsmith - Male?
    [Brendan] Thanks, I thought it an apt guess after his/their appearance in an earlier game!
  • Bigsmith - Jerry Hall?
    One's an American model, the other an Irish guy I used to work with.
  • Bigsmith
    Obviously not as neither are British, and both are still alive - sorry, somehow transposed the answers in my tiny mind...
  • Breadmaster - Are they nobility?
  • Brendan
    [Bigsmith] Er, yes and the male I already answered to Breadmaster's last Q.
    [Breadmaster] Ooh, excellent question! No/Yes
  • Raak - Winston Churchill?
  • Snodgrass - Is the Dead one the Noble one?
    [Brendan] I can assure you that my coconuts are not mutant or deformed in any way!
  • Inkspot - (Bod No2) Is he an American?
  • Breadmaster - Are they actors?
    Assuming that Brendan always refers to them in the same order, it looks like one is alive, British, and not noble, while the other is dead, not British, and noble. I think.
  • Brendan
    [Raak] No.
    [Snodgrass] Yes. (FWIW, I'm maintaining consistency -- ie there is a distinct Left-Hand-Side object and a distinct Right-Hand-Side object.)
    [Inkspot] No/No.
    [Breadmaster] No/No. Your summary is spot on.
  • Gusset Login - Is he a singer?
  • Chalky - Are they remembered as a duo, ie. were they 'connected' before one of them died?
  • Snodgrass - Are we talking 'leaders of nations' here?
    [Brendan] Quite how someone can be Noble without being British is quite difficult to comprehend - Xenophobia Rules OK!
  • Snodgrass - Supp to above:. Leader in a Sporting field?
  • Snodgrass - Political?
  • Breadmaster - Writer?
  • Raak - Royalty?
  • Brendan
    [GL] Yes, but not just that/No (see below though)
    [Chalky] No.
    [Snodgrass] Not remotely/Not quite
    [Snodgrass] No/No
    [Snodgrass] No/No
    [Breadmaser] It would be misleading to say Yes, but Yes, in a manner of speaking/No
    [Raak] No/Yes
    Observation/Hint: There seems to be an implicit assumption in some of these questions that the sum total of people involved is two. This is not the case.
  • Snodgrass - Are either of the subjects a single person (ie a solo subject not just unmarried)
  • Gusset Login - Did they die before 1900?
    Obviously this only applies to the dead one
  • Brendan
    [Snodgrass] No/Yes
    [Gusset] No/No
  • Gusset Login - Were either of the named Rasputin?
  • Breadmaster - Did they die before 1950?
  • Brendan
    [Gusset] No/No
    [Breadmaster] No/Yes
  • Raak - Is the currently alive one a pop group?
  • Brendan
    [Raak] Yup.
  • Raak - Has the pop group been around for more than twenty years?
    ...otherwise I'll never have heard of it.
  • Gusset Login - Do they have a song in the current UK Top 40?
  • Inkspot - Austrian Archduke?
  • Brendan
    [Raak] No.
    [GL] Not at this precise moment in time, but they have relatively recently.
    [Inkspot] No/Yes! (You've got it, haven't you?)
  • Gusset Login - Franz Ferdinand?
  • Brendan
    [Gusset] Correct. It was indeed Franz Ferdinand (current flavour of the millisecond with the NME) on the LHS, who are named after Franz Ferdinand (Austrian Archduke and famous casue of WWI) on the RHS. Congratulations, and over to you!
  • Gusset Login - I didn't know it was a pop group
    Anyway, hmm... ANIMAL (with ABSTRACT connections)
  • Breadmaster - Fictional?
  • Gusset Login
    [BM] Yes.
  • Chalky - Of human form?
  • Gusset Login
    [Chalky] I assume you mean is it human? No
  • Breadmaster - Is it a person?
  • Gusset Login
    [BM] That depends how you define person. I know someone who considers there pet cat to be a person.
  • Gusset Login
    I mean "their pet cat"
  • Inkspot - Is it an animal that talks?
    Pesky line-managers!
  • Gusset Login
    [Inkspot] It talks after a fashion, but the term animal may be misleading.
  • Brendan - Does it communicate telepathically?
  • Gusset Login
    [Brendan] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it known from appearing in a particular story?
  • Gusset Login
    [Inkspot] Yes, but it also appeared in the sequel(s)
  • Brendan - Aslan?
  • Gusset Login
    [Bren] No
  • Breadmaster - Is it a kind of animal that really exists?
  • Gusset Login
    [BM] No.
  • Inkspot - Is the author still alive?
  • Brendan - Is it a dragon?
  • Gusset Login
    [Inky] Author may be the wrong word, but... Yes
    [Bren] No
  • Brendan - Is the work of fiction a film?
  • Gusset Login
    [Brendan] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Is it a character from Star Wars?
  • Gusset Login
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Chalky - is it a cartoon character?
  • Chalky - drat - simulpost. I've just wasted a question
  • Breadmaster - Is it Jar Jar Binks?
    In which case, may God have mercy on your soul for reminding us of that execrescence!
  • Inkspot - Chewbacca?
  • Chalky - that ChewBacca thingy?
  • Chalky - another bleedin' simulpost...sorry Inks!
  • Gusset Login
    [Chalky] no
    [BM] Thankfully not
    [Inkspot] Yes
    [Chalky] Rwwwar!
    Well Done Inkspot
  • Inkspot
    Thank you Gusset Login for a great AMV for a Friday Afternoon.

    eyes down looking ... MINERAL

  • Gusset Login - Is it man-made?
    I have released any of my AMVs to the public, or do you mean AVMA? 8)
  • Tuj - A household implement?
    Some day I'll get Broadband, then I can devote more attention to quicker-fire games like this... But it's so nice just to read the pages that happen in between and how an idea is pursued and grasped betwixt-times!
  • Inkspot
    Gusset Login] No ....must remember, less haste more speed ;)
    Tuj]No
  • Raak - Is it a geographical feature?
  • Inkspot
    Raak]Yes
  • Chalky - Is it in the UK?
    [Raak] nice one!
  • Inkspot
    Chalky] Yes
  • Chalky - England?
  • Tuj - Somerset?
    Not thinking of anything in particular
  • Breadmaster - Scotland?
  • Inkspot
    Chalky]No
    Tuj]No
    Breadmaster]No
    ...and hence it is in...
  • Raak - The Channel Islands?
  • Inkspot
    Raak]No ;)
  • Snodgrass - The Giants Causeway?
    Just a stab in the dark. Well its sunny now but you know what I mean!
  • Inkspot
    Snodgrass]No ...sunny? not here its high winds and showers.
  • Raak - Snowdon?
  • Inkspot
    Raak] YES .... Mount Snowdon it is ... and in just ten guesses!

    Huge round of applause

  • Raak
    The next object is MINERAL, with ABSTRACT connections.
  • Tuj - "There is no spoon?"
    I think that last one would've been less than 10 if it wasn't for me, but hey, let's make a mess while we can!
  • Raak
    [Tuj] No, there is no spoon.
  • Breadmaster - Does it contain metal?
  • Raak
    [Bm] No.
  • Snodgrass - Is it larger than a coconut?
    No I don't know why that is my yardstick either!
  • Breadmaster - Is it fictional?
  • Raak
    [Snodgrass] Yes.
    [Bm] The abstract connection is its appearance in fiction, but it also exists in reality.
  • Brendan - Man-made?
  • Raak
    [Brendan] No.
  • Breadmaster - Does it contain rock or stone?
  • Raak
    [Bm] No.
  • Snodgrass - Metal?
  • Raak
    [Snodgrass] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a solid state object?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Brendan - Is it on the Earth?
  • Inkspot - Is it a liquid?
  • Raak
    [Brendan] Yes, and no doubt on some other planets as well, but there's no-one around to see it.
    [Inkspot] Partly.
  • Breadmaster - Does it contain water?
  • Raak
    [Bm] Yes.
  • Gusset L - Does it contain ice?
  • Brendan - Does it contain more than trace amounts of anything other than water?
  • Raak
    [Gusset L] It could, but the typical one doesn't.
    [Brendan] Yes.
  • Chalky - Does it have a use?
  • Gusset Login - Is mud involved?
  • Breadmaster - Is it an atmospheric phenomenon?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] No.
    [Gusset Login] No, although it might be a side-effect.
    [Bm] YES! A breakthrough!
  • Kim - Is it rain?
  • snorgle - cloud?
  • Raak
    [Kim] Rain is a major part of it.
    [snorgle] Cloud, too.
  • snorgle - A hurricane?
  • Brendan - Is the fictional connection one specific work?
  • Raak
    [snorgle] No.
    [Brendan] It includes one specific work.
  • Gusset Login - A tornado?
  • Chalky - Twister?
  • Software - A thunderbolt?
  • all - Is the significant part of it that isn't water, made of dead vegitation?
    Since both clouds and rain are made of water
  • Breadmaster - Is it the tornado that took Dorothy Gale to Oz?
  • Raak
    [GL] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Software] No.
    [all] No.
    [Bm] No.
  • Gusset Login - Can you confirm this summary?
    It's an atmospheric phenomenon
    Contains more than a trace of something that isn't water
    Contains nothing man-made
    Does not contain any metal, rock, stone or wood
    Is used in fiction
    Is found on earth, but may exist elsewhere
  • Raak
    [GL] Spot on.
  • Chalky - The Northern Lights?
  • Gusset Login - A Rainbow?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] No.
    [GL] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it the title of a play?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Not that I know of.
  • Breadmaster - Is it likely to be dangerous?
    An interesting conundrum from Raak here... Good stuff!
  • Raak
    [Bm] Can easily be.
  • Inkspot - Does it occur all over the world?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] I believe it can happen in most places. More in some than in others.
  • Brendan - Is the specific fictional work a film?
  • Chalky - Is it a thunderstorm?
  • Darren - Is it a snowstorm?
  • ZK - A whirlpool? El Niño?
    well, the sea contains more than trace elements of something other than water...
  • Raak
    [Brendan] No.
    [Chalky] applause from audience That could be part of it.
    [Darren] silence from audience That could be part of it as well, but it's probably not what you would first think of.
    [ZK] No.
  • Brendan - Is it a monsoon?
  • Inkspot - Is it a name for an extreme weather condition?
  • Raak
    [Brendan] No.
    [Inkspot] Not a name, and not all that extreme.

    A hint about the fictional connection: there are actually two fictional connections: one a specific work which mentions it, and the other a body of fictional work in which it recurs from time to time.

  • Snodgrass - The Jet Stream?
  • Gusset Login - Acid rain?
  • Raak
    [S] No.
    [GL] No.
  • Darren - Thinking some more about the "more than trace amounts of something that isn't water," is this something Fortean like a shower of fish?
  • Gusset Login - Is it about seeing clearly now that the rain has gone?
  • Snodgrass - Weather [aka Climate]??
  • all - Singing in the Rain?
  • Raak
    [Darren] No.
    [GL] Quite the reverse.
    [S] No.
    [all] No.
  • Gusset Login - The Calm before the storm?
  • Brendan - Does it contain anything else apart from water and air?
    (assuming that air is at least part of the non-water content)
  • Breadmaster - The eye of the storm?
  • Raak
    [GL] No.
    [Brendan] No. Air is indeed the non-water part.
    [Bm] No.

    Ok, so it's established that storm is a significant part of it.

  • Snodgrass - The Perfect Storm
  • Raak
    [Snodgrass] No.
  • Brendan - St Elmo's Fire?
    Not really to do with air and water so much as electricity, but frankly, my flum is utterly moxed at this point.
  • Raak
    [Brendan] No.
    Trust me, you'll all know exactly what it is, and recognise its fictional appearances, when the answer is revealed.
  • Snodgrass - The / A Tempest?
    I don't know about flummoxed I haven't got a Clooney hence the frantic straw clutching with a perfect storm.
  • Inkspot - The specific fictional work was it written before 1940?
    see if this will clear the fog a little.
  • Brendan - Is a property of the general class of fictional works that they're set at sea?
  • Raak
    [Snodgrass] No.
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [Brendan] No.
  • Gusset Login - April Showers?
  • Chalky - Bermuda Triangle?
  • Darren - The fictional work referred to previously - is this a song?
  • Raak
    [GL] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Darren] No.

    Time for a hint?

  • Inkspot - Does the answer appear in the title of the work?
    Raak]How about a one or two more questions on the source of the work, followed by a hint.
  • Brendan - Is the fictional work pre-1850?
  • Darren - Is the fictional work by a man?
  • snorgle - Fog?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Brendan] Yes.
    [Darren] Yes.
    [snorgle] No.
  • Raak
    The answers to Brendan and Daniel refer to the specific fictional work, not the body of fictional work, for which the answers would be No and Yes.
  • Darren
    Daniel?!
  • Breadmaster - Is the fictional work/body of work pre-1500?
    I must admit I'm running out of questions here. Fiendish problem-setting from Raak and a good puzzle.
  • Darren - Is the fictional work European in origin?
  • Raak
    [Darren[ Oops, sorry.
    [Bm] No/No.
    [Darren] Yes (but the fictional body of work isn't).

    Hint: The fictional work is a novel, and the fictional body of work is a cartoon strip.

  • Inkspot - (novel)Was it written after 1900?(cartoon) did it appear in a comic?
  • Brendan - Is it a dark and stormy night?
    (in which case, I'm assuming the cartoon strip is Peanuts ...)
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No/No.
    [Brendan] YES, it is a dark and stormy night!
  • Brendan - Excellent puzzle, Raak!
    OK, let's have an ANIMAL.
  • Snodgrass - Is it a shaggy dog?
    Continuing the dark and stormy night theme and the 'wouldnt send a dog out on a night like this' idea
  • Brendan
    [Snodgrass] Sadly not.
  • Gusset Login - Is it human?
  • Raak - Is it a specific individual?
  • Brendan
    [GL] No.
    [Raak] No.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a fish out of water?
  • Kim - Is is mammalian?
  • Brendan
    [GL] No.
    [Kim] No.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a reptile?
  • all - Is it extinct?
  • Raak - Is it a bird?
  • Inkspot - Is it indiginous to a particular continent?
    Raak] A wonderful candidate for Limited Short Stories sometime. The opening chapter of Paul Clifford by Edward Bulwer-Lytton.
  • Kim - Is it an insect?
  • Brendan
    [GL] No.
    [all] Yes!
    [Raak] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Kim] No.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a fish?
    In the water this time
  • all - Is it a Tasmanian Wolf?
  • Inkspot - Did it live between 225 and 65 million years ago?
  • R.J.Fakename - Is it a single celled organism?
  • Brendan
    [GL] No.
    [all] Nope.
    [Inkspot] Nuh uh.
    [R.J.F.] It is not.
  • Darren - Is it a virus? (since they don't really have cells)
  • Raak - Did it become extinct during recorded history?
  • Snodgrass - A Sabre Toothed Tiger
  • Gusset Login - Is/was it fictional?
  • Inkspot - Did it live between the present and 65 million years ago?
  • Brendan
    [Darren] No.
    [Raak] No.
    [Snodgrass] No.
    [GL] No, entirely real. I'm not even aware of any famous appearances in fiction.
    [Inkspot] Good question: no.
  • Gusset Login - Did it live underwater?
  • Raak - Summarising...
    Animal, but not a bird, fish, reptile, insect, mammal, single-celled organism, or virus. Not indigenous to any particular continent. Went extinct more than 225 million years ago.
  • Raak - Was it a vertebrate?
  • Brendan
    [GL] Yes.
    [Raak] An accurate summary, and no.
  • Inkspot - Was it amphibian?
  • Raak - A trilobite?
  • Brendan
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Raak] Correct!
  • Raak
    Gosh, er, let's see....

    ABSTRACT, with VEGETABLE connections

  • Breadmaster - Is it fictional?
    Standard opening.
  • Raak
    [Bm] No.
  • Darren - Is it something which can be an attribute of a human?
  • Dujon - Is it a song title?
  • Raak
    [Darren] No.
    [Dujon] No.
  • Chalky - Is it connected with environmental issues?
    [Raak, Brendan] well played on both the 'setting' and 'guessing' - wish I had the opportunity to participate more this week :-(
  • Breadmaster - Is it a human concept?
    Standard opening number two.
  • Darren - Is the vegetable connection something to do with food?
  • Gusset Login - Is it a well known phrase or saying?
  • Inkspot - Is the vegetable a fruit?
  • Raak
    I shoudl revise the description to say it can be either ABSTRACT with VEGETABLE connections or VEGETABLE with ABSTRACT connections. And the VEGETABLE might include ANIMAL as well, depending.

    [Chalky] No.
    [Bm] Yes (this applies to the possible ANIMAL part as well).
    [Darren] Yes.
    [GL] No.
    [Inkspot] No.

  • R.J.Fakename - Is it a turnip for the books?
  • Inkspot - Is the vegetable connection, a vegetable?
  • Chalky - Is it an amusingly-shaped vegetable/fruit?
  • Raak
    [RJF] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Chalky] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a name of something a man made to be eaten?
    eg a birthday cake.
  • Gusset Login - Is the vegetable a forest?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Yes.
    [GL] No.
  • Inkspot - An easter egg?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Software - A simnel cake?
    Very seasonal.
  • Raak
    [Software] No. And the mystery object isn't seasonal.
  • Inkspot - Is it associated with a particular country?
  • all - Does it involve chocolate?
  • Gusset Login - Is it a chocolate orange?
  • Darren - Is it a type of pie?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] Not very strongly.
    [all] No.
    [GL] No.
    [Darren] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it associated with a particular part of the day?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Inkspot - Is it a drink?
  • Inkspot - Is it boiled?
    Blame the last question on the cup of tea, it wanted a mention.
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No, hence also, no.
  • Gusset Login - The Gingerbread Man?
  • Raak
    [GL] No.
  • Gusset Login - Does it involve eggs?
  • Raak
    [GL] All the recipes I found through Google do (which was a surprise to me, but I know little of how they are made).
  • Inkspot - Is it nomally eaten hot?
    Rakk]A hen lays them! :p
  • Gusset Login - Is normally frozen?
    [Inkspot] So do ducks and most lizards
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [GL] No.
  • Brendan - Does it involve flour?
  • Inkspot - Is it a confectionary?
    GL]and there was me being deliberatley obtuse over a form of words that tickled my funny bone ... simple pleasures for a Friday morning (hens don't lay recipes.)
  • Gusset Login - Is it a cake?
    [Inky] Duck and lizards do lay recipes. If you feed them right
  • Raak
    [Brendan] Yes.
    [Inkspot] Not really, although one might classify it as such.
    [GL] It's closer to cake than confectionery.
  • Gusset Login - Bread of some sort?
  • Kim - Is it a combination of different foods?
  • Raak
    [GL] It is about as closely related to bread as it is to cake.
    [Kim] No.
  • Inkspot - Does it contain cream?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] It can. At least, the concrete version can, the abstract one can't.
  • Gusset Login - Does it involve pastry?
  • Darren - Is it a pancake?
  • Chalky - Ambrosia?
  • Darren - Pardon my second guess here, but is it Pancake Day?
  • Raak
    [GL] No.
    [Darren] No.
    [Chalky] No.
    [Darren] No.

    I'm going to be away all of tomorrow and some of Sunday, so let's see this one solved today.

  • Gusset Login - Is it a type of cookie/biscuit?
  • Raak
    [GL] No. Of the things mentioned, it's most like cake, a little less like bread or pancakes, somewhat less like a cookie/biscuit or pastry, and least like confectionery. It has this in common with pancakes, though, that you can combine it with pretty much anything else. And don't forget the abstract part, which is nothing to do with any festival or work of fiction.
  • Chalky - Does the 'Abstract' element have a mythological/religious connection?
    This is tricky because it seems we're guessing on two fronts.
    Ah - simulpost. It seems you read my mind, Raak.
  • Darren - Is this something like tofu?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] The abstract element is part of, or an aspect of, the concrete thing.
    [Darren] No. This is something that is not only edible, but one would want to eat.
  • Chalky - Well - I was thinking along the lines of Manna from Heaven or something like?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] No, you can buy these everywhere, or make them yourself. Nothing supernatural involved.
  • Darren - Gingerbread men?
    That doesn't satisfy the "you can combine it with anything" though.
  • Raak
    [Darren] No.
  • Chalky - Marmite Soldiers?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] No.
  • metherer - does it contain fruit?
  • Brendan - scones?
    (though I'm not aware of any great abstraction attached to them)
  • Raak
    Just got back this Sunday afternoon.
    [metherer] It can.
    [Brendan] No.
    Another hint? The abstract version of this is the absence of the concrete version.
  • Chalky - Fortune Cookies?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] No.
  • Brendan - Is the abstraction Douglas Adams-related?
  • Chalky - Marzipan?
  • Raak
    [Brendan] No. Nothing to do with any person or book.
    [Chalky] No.
  • Dazed5 - Does the concrete version contain a place name?
  • Raak
    [Dazed5] No. The name of both versions refers to nothing but what the thing is.

    I just checked that I didn't miss someone getting the right answer. I can't believe this is taking so long. I notice that I said it could be combined with anything, but I'm not sure that's true; it can certainly be combined with anything sweet.

  • Inkspot - A quiche or flan base?
  • Darren - A trifle?
  • Gusset Login - A Gateaux?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot,Darren,GL] No.
  • Inkspot - A bit of Crumpet?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No. As far as I know, this thing does not appear in any figurative expression.
  • Gusset Login - Muffin?
    The words "Straws" and "Clutching" spring to mind
  • Raak
    [GL] No.
  • Raak
    I'll be away on a business trip from Wednesday afternoon to the end of the week. If no-one's got it before then, I'll just have to declare victory and reveal the answer.
  • Gusset Login - Doughnut?
  • Audience
    Wild screaming, clapping, cheering, and orgies in the aisles. Civilisation has risen once more, and soon, there will be lemon-scented paper tissues, and their flight can depart after a brief delay of 10,000 years.
  • Raak
    [GL] Nearly there. What abstract thing is associated with a doughnut?
  • Gusset Login - The doughnut hole?
  • Raak
    [GL] !!!YES!!! Doughnut holes, referring both to the hole in the ring, and little blobs of doughnut fashioned as if cut out from the hole in the ring.
  • Gusset Login
    And you wonder why it took so long for people to guess?

    Nevermind. The next item is ANIMAL.

  • Inkspot - Is it a mammal?
    A long time to guess but it was a good conundrum.
  • Software - Human?
  • Gusset Login
    [Inkspot] Yes
    [Software] Yes
  • sadie - alive?
  • Gusset Login
    [sadie] No
  • sadie - Was english their main language?
  • Gusset Login
    [sadie] Yes
  • Inkspot - Male?
  • sadie - Sir Peter Ustinov?
  • Raak - Did he write a great many letters from America?
  • sadie
    He's dead as well? Damn.
  • Gusset Login
    [Ink] Yes
    [sade] No
    [Raak] It's certainly not what he's famous for.
  • sadie
    So... he might have written a number of letters from America?
  • Gusset Login
    [sadie] Was that a question? or a comment?
  • sadie - Did he die within this century?
    Taking the view, for the sake of disambiguating, that the century started with 2000. It was merely a comment. With a question mark.
  • Gusset Login
    [sadie] No
  • sadie - Did he visit America?
  • Breadmaster - Was he, in fact, American?
  • Gusset Login
    [sadie] He spent sometime in America
    [BM] Yes
  • Brendan - Was he born before America became independent?
  • Inkspot - Was he best known as an author?
  • Gusset Login
    [Bren] Yes.
    [Inkspot] No
  • Software - Abraham Lincoln?
  • Gusset Login
    [Software] See my answer to Brendan's question (independent - 1776. Lincoln born - 1809)
    In other words, No.
  • Brendan - Benjamin Franklin?
  • Gusset Login
    [Bren] No
  • Inkspot - Was he a publisher?
  • sadie - Was he of strictly European descent?
  • Gusset Login
    [Ink] I can find no reference to him having ever been a publisher
    [sadie] As far as I can tell.
  • Snodgrass - George Washington
    It can't be that easy unless GL is feeling sorry after the last saga!
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] No
  • Snodgrass - Caucasian appearance?
  • sadie - Was he ever president?
  • Snodgrass - Are we talking present day USA? as oposed to the Americas in general?
  • Inkspot - Was he born before 1700?
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] Yes
    [sadie] Yes
    [Snodgrass] We're talking North America
    [Inkspot] No
  • sadie - Thomas Jefferson
  • Gusset Login
    [sadie] No
  • sadie - James Maddison?
    There's only so many it can be.
  • Gusset Login
    [sadie] I thought it would take a little longer than that for anyone to get it.
    YES
    It was Maddison 4th President of the USA and the first to be forced out of the White House during his first term. (The British burnt it down)

    Very well, over to you sadie

  • sadie
    Yay! Okay, now i've got a VEGETABLE for you.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a turnip shaped like a thingie?
  • sadie
    [Gusset] No.
  • Snodgrass - Edible?
  • Inkspot - Is it something that has been man-made?
  • sadie
    [Snodgrass] yes [Inkspot] yes
  • Gusset Login - Does it involve eggs?
  • sadie
    [Gusset] Not that i know of
  • Inkspot - Is it made from wood?
  • sadie
    [Inkspot] No
  • Gusset Login - Does it involve citrus fruit?
  • sadie
    [Gusset] No
  • all - Is it a drink?
  • Software - Does it contain more than one vegetable?
  • sadie
    [all] Not generally, but i expect somebody out there is wierd enough.
    [Software] Yes
  • all - Is it marmite?
  • all - Or Vegemite?
  • sadie
    [all] Yes.
  • sadie
    Marmite it is.
  • all
    OK let's hope this proves harder. ANIMAL with ABSTRACT connections.
  • sadie - Is is fictional?
  • all
    [sadie] Yes, that is the abstract connection
  • sadie - Is it part of some religious mythology?
  • Raak - Is it a dragon of some sort?
  • all
    [sadie] No
    [Raak] No
  • Brendan - Is there a single fictional work (or closely-related set of fictional works) from which it comes?
  • all
    [Brendan] Depending on your definition of "closely-related", Yes
  • Gusset Login - Is it a fictional human being?
  • Snodgrass - More than 2 legs?
  • Brendan - Is the source pre-1950?
  • Tuj - Does it's name begin with an L?
  • Raak - Is this closely-related set of fictional works all by the same author?
  • Snodgrass - Is it Tinga and Tucka?
    OK 40 somethings have wierd time warping memories. So sue me!
  • Darren - Is it a specific fictional animal belonging to a real Earth species?
  • Inkspot - Is it from a Marvel or DC comic book?
  • all
    [GL] Yes
    [Snodgrass] No
    [Brendan] No
    [Tuj] No
    [Raak] Yes
    [Snodgrass] Who? No.
    [Darren] Yes, see above
    [Inkspot] No
  • Snodgrass - Less than 2 legs?
    Who doesnt remember (Auntie) Jean Morton and her cuddly Koalas Tinga and Tucka? Shame on you! [Kids TV - 1960's]
  • all
    [Snodgrass] No, and I wasn't born until 1979.
  • Inkspot - Female author?
  • Gusset Login - Male author?
  • Brendan - Female? (the fictional human)
  • all
    [Inkspot] No
    [GL] Yes
    [Brenda]n No
  • Snodgrass - J R R Tolkien?
    [all] sorry about that. The 1979 bit I mean - you missed a great couple of decades there!
  • Inkspot - Is it adult fiction?
    Snodgrass]One of the few children's tv with animals during 60's (other than Animal Magic) that I watched was Daktari with a cross eyed lion.
  • Breadmaster - Is the fiction set in the real world?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] No. I also missed a pretty reasonable couple of centuries
    [Inkspot] Depending on your definition of "adult fiction". It is not adult in the sense that pornography is adult, but it is aimed at an audience that would be refered to as adults. Although of course it isn't entirely unsuitable for children.

    I'll say Yes to make it simpler.
    [BM] No
  • sadie - Is he the primary or title character of the set of works?
  • all
    [saddie] Of his appearences in the set of works, only one was as anything other than the main character of the specific work.
  • Inkspot - Is it written in the science-fiction genre?
    drawing a thin line between SF and fantasy novels.
  • all
    [Inkspot] No
  • sadie - Is the fiction set on some version of Earth?
    To clarify: the fictional worlds of Star Trek and Mad Max are both set in versions of Earth, whereas those of Star Wars and Narnia aren't.
  • all
    [sadie] No, most 'alternate' Earth stories would be on the SF side of Inkspot's line.
  • sadie - Are the set of works books, or were they originally?
  • all
    [sadie] Mostly
  • Inkspot - Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
  • sadie - In the same vein, Rincewind?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No. He wasn't usually/ever the main character
    [sadie] Not you again, Yes. it was Rincewind the Wizzard star of several Discworld novels and two computer games

  • sadie - Damn.
    I have to think of something now.
  • sadie
    Alright, people. Have yourselves a... MINERAL
  • Gusset Login - Is it man-made?
  • all - Is it bigger than a phonebox?
  • sadie
    [Gusset Login] Yes [all] Than a... yes, you freak of nature, you.
  • Inkspot - Is it made from more than one different material?
  • Snodgrass - Stonehenge?
    Shot in the dark, well its much bigger than a phone box and it will look lovely when its finished.
  • sadie
    [Inkspot] Yes
    [Snodgrass] No, but interesting guess. And in a wierd way, they are even connected...
  • Gusset Login - Is it in the UK?
  • sadie
    [Gusset Login] No
  • all - Is it in Europe?
  • sadie
    [all] I think i can safely say no, it is nowhere in Europe.
  • all - Is it in Africa?
  • Gusset Login - Is it made of stone?
  • sadie
    [all] No, it's not in africa either
    [Gusset Login] No
  • Inkspot - Is it a monument?
  • sadie
    [Inkspot] No, but there are monuments to it
  • all - Is it made of metal?
  • sadie
    [all] Yes, largely
  • Gusset Login - Is it in America?
  • sadie
    [Gusset] Not any more
  • Breadmaster - Is it on Earth?
  • sadie
    [Breadmaster] Nope.
  • R.J.Fakename - Did leave Earth or get destroyed after 1990?
  • Inkspot - Is it a space probe?
  • sadie
    [R.J.Fakename] No, earlier
    [Inkspot] Not a probe.
  • Snodgrass - Is it a Lunar Module from one of the Apollo moon (alleged) landings
    Ooo, Controversial
  • Snodgrass - or the Lunar Buggy from 15, 16 or 17?
  • sadie
    [Snodgrass] Yes [the other Snodgrass] No, not a buggy
  • Snodgrass - Apollo 11?
    Are we trying each one in turn then?, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17?
  • sadie
    Yes, it was the lander from Apollo 11, also known as The Eagle.
  • Snodgrass - OK, lets try a bit of Animal
  • all - Is it human?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] Oh Yes!
  • Gusset Login - Is it Soylent Green?
    or however you spell it
  • all - Are they dead?
  • Darren - Is this a whole human or a part of a human?
  • Snodgrass
    [GL] No [all] Yes [Darren] Yes - a whole human (I'm feeling generous)
  • Tuj - Fictional?
  • Snodgrass
    [Tu] No
  • Brendan - European?
  • Snodgrass
    [Brendan] No
  • Darren - Male?
  • Srodgrass
    [Darren] Yes
  • Inkspot - Was he born before 1900?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Yes
  • Darren - Was he born before 1800?
  • Brendan - Politician/statesman?
  • Snodgrass
    [Darren] No
    [Brendan] No
  • Inkspot - Australian?
  • Breadmaster - Asian?
  • all - American?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No
    [BM] No
    [all] Yes
  • Brendan - Inventor?
  • Inkspot - a native American?
  • Breadmaster - Writer?
  • all - President?
  • all - Ernest Hemingway?
  • Snodgrass
    [Brendan] No
    [Inkspot] Yes (as in born there)
    [BM] No
    [all] No
    [all again] Also No
  • Inkspot - Was he a Texan?
    Snodgrass]A native american is more than having been was born there, more can be found here. Is the answer still Yes.
  • Breadmaster - Did he die violently?
    Really, "native American" should mean someone who was born there. The people who actually get called native Americans ought to be called "indigenous Americans", I'd have thought. Just goes to show that Americans don't know what words like "native" actually mean.
  • all - Was he born before 1850?

  • .Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No (born, yes, American Indian, no)
    [BM] Yes
    [all] I'll say Yes, but records are sketchy in this respect. I may revise this or confirm later. It would have been around 1850.
  • Brendan - Did he die after 1900?
  • all - General George Armstrong Custer?
  • Snodgrass
    [Brendan] No of that I am certain
    [all] No, but spookily his was a name on my list of possibles.
  • Brendan - Did he die in the American Civil War?
  • all - Was he of caucasian appearence?
    Was he a white man?
  • Inkspot - Was he a desperado or outlaw?
  • Gusset Login - Henry McCarty, alias Kid Antrim, alias William H. Bonney, alias Billy The Kid?
  • Snodgrass
    [Brendan] No
    [all] Yes
    [Inkspot] In some respects Yes
    [GL] No x 4
  • Tuj - Was he assassinated?
  • Snodgrass
    [Tuj] No
  • Inkspot - Was he killed in a shoot out with the law?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No
  • Darren - Was he involved in politics?
  • Snodgrass
    [Darren] No
  • Brendan - John Wilkes Booth?
  • Brendan
    or maybe not, given the way he died ...
  • Snodgrass
    [Brendan] No not John Wilkes Booth.
    Summarising: White male, American but not "American Indian", died violently before 1900, born around 1850, not political but (clue) fame has serious political aspect.
    Lets go from here.
  • Inkspot - Was he a civil rights campaigner?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No
  • Inkspot - Was he shot by firing squad?
  • Gusset Login - Did he fight in teh american Civil War?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No [Gusset] No
  • all - Was he executed?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] Yes
  • Inkspot - Was he electrocuted?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Yes
  • all - William Kemmler?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] YES
    Well done, the first electicutee in 1890. An axe murderer who killed his lover Matilda Ziegler (theres and actress with that name - in Mr Bean I think) in 1889. Sketchy records about him but it was a botched execution. They fried him twice. Mmmm Nice.

    So when the applause dies down its over to you [all]
  • all
  • all - Thank you, Snodgrass
    OK this one is an ABSTRACT with MINERAL connections.
  • Inkspot - Does is appear in a work of fiction?
    all] *cheers ans clapping* Congrats on another good win.
  • all
    [Inkspot] It would be inaccurate to say 'No', but misleading to say 'Yes'.
  • Darren - Is this an area of the Earth's surface (ie. a country, region, ocean, etc.)?
  • all
    [Darren] No
  • Brendan - Is it something represented in sculpture?
  • Darren - Rock music?
  • Tuj - Is it connected to the word "Antarctica"?
  • Inkspot - Can it be percieved by any of the senses?
  • Dujon - The pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
    Just popping in with my occasional and totally selfish wild guess.
  • Breadmaster - Is it man-made?
  • Raak - Money?
  • Darren - Is the mineral connection an element of the same?
  • Darren - make that "...of the name"?
    Sorry to ask two questions but it's been a while.
  • all
    [Brendan] Not to my knowledge, but you never know with some artists
    [Darren] No
    [Tuj] No
    [Inkspot] Not really, though it's causes often are.
    [Dujon] No
    [Breadmaster] One of the mineral connections is.
    [Raak] No
    [Darren] Yes, And don't worry about asking multiple question, especially over the weekend.
  • Snodgrass - Is the mineral, which is a part of the name of the item, a solid?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] One of them is, one of them isn't
  • Gusset Login - Is it a phrase or saying?
  • Breadmaster - Is there a maritime connection?
  • all
    [GL] Yes
    [BM] Not as far as I'm aware
  • Inkspot - Does it have a religious connection?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No
  • Snodgrass - A bottle/can (depends where you come from) of elbow grease?
  • Bigsmith - "Like chalk and cheese"?
  • Raak - Salt of the earth?
  • Snodgrass - Thinking that only one thing is solid how about a Bucket of Steam?
  • Darren - Getting blood out of a stone?
  • Darren - Is the non-solid mineral part of the name, a liquid?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] No
    [BIGSmith] No
    [Raak] No
    [Darren] No
    [Darren] In part
  • Inkspot - Is the solid part stone?
  • Snodgrass - Or is the solid a Metal?
  • Snodgrass - and is it Edible?
  • all
    [Inkspot] I assume you mean natural stone. No.
    [Snodgrass] No
    [Snodgrass Clone] No, but it is assosiated with something edible

    Summary: A phrase or saying, that uses the names of two mineral items, one solid, one partially liquid. One man-made. Not linked to Antarctica, nor religion.
  • Snodgrass - A glass of some cocktail, Vodka Martini (shaken not stirred) with Ice for example?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] No
  • Snodgrass - Is the partially liquid thing a viscous substance?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] No
  • Snodgrass - A gaseous or vaporous form of a liquid?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] The part of the non-solid mineral item that is not liquid is a gaseous or vaporous form of the liquid.
  • Inkspot - The boiling point of water?
  • Snodgrass - Does this object have a medical purpose?
  • all
    [Inkspot] 100 degrees Centigrade, which has nothing to do with this.
    [Snodgrass] I can think of no medical use for it.
  • Raak - A quantity of mud which, when thrown at a wall, will leave some still adhering?
  • all
    [Raak] In what way is that an Abstract. And what kind of mud do you get 'round there? All the mud I've seen is viscous rather than gaseous or vaporous.
  • Raak - Are the solid, liquid, and vaporous parts, different states of the same substance?
  • Inkspot - Is it a phrase to decribe a change in state?
  • all
    [Raak] The solid part is a different substance. The vaporous and liquid parts are different states of the same substance.
    [Inkspot] No.
  • Inkspot - Is the man made object a building or structure?
  • Darren - Is the solid part artificial stone, such as concrete?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Darren] Yes

    I will probably be away from Thursday to Tuesday. Therefore I will now provide a number of broad hints:
    1 The liquid is water, but not refered to as water
    2 The solid is found in most kitchens in the UK
    3 Remember this is a phrase or saying that includes the names of the two items.

  • Inkspot - Rising damp?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No, see number 3 above.
  • Snodgrass - A Steam Iron?
  • Snodgrass - sorry ignore that - its not metal!
  • Snodgrass - Is the solid Glass?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] N... OK ignoring
    [Snodgrass] No.
  • Snodgrass - Solid = Pottery of some kind?
  • Snodgrass - Is it s container?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] Yes!
    [Snodgrass] Is it's container what?
  • Snodgrass - Is the solid item referenced known for containing something? (Pot, Jar, Kettle like)
  • all
    [Snodgrass] Yes.
  • Snodgrass - A Pot Boiler?
  • Inkspot - Is it ia phrase like, The kettle calling the pot black?
  • Inkspot - A whistling kettle?
    but boiling water has already been dismissed whatever it is, is at alower temp, presumably
  • Inkspot - Condensation on a wine chiller?
    But this can be seen so thats not right
  • all
    [Snodgrass] A what? No
    [Inkspot] It is a phrase. But not that one.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Inkspot Clone III] No

    Where else do you find water vapour and liquid water treated as a single event Think about it don't expect the answer to just drop on your head.

  • Snodgrass - Are we talking steam here?
  • Darren - Is it "a watched pot never boils"?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] No.
    [Darren] No
  • Gusset Login - Is the non-solid part something to do with clouds?
  • all
    [GL] YES!
  • Snodgrass - A St-Cloud Porceline Tea Pot
  • Snodgrass - I meant porcelain of course but I'm losing touch with reality!
  • all
    [Snodgrass] No, porcelain isn't abstract.
  • sadie - Storm in a teacup?
    Or has someone asked that one already?
  • all
    [sadie] Yes! Well done!

    A Storm In A Teacup

    Your turn! Thank god that's over 8-)

  • sadie
    Bugger. I'm about to go away for a week. Oh well, have to hurry. This one's completely ABSTRACT
  • sadie
    Or could somebody else do it? I really have to go.
  • all
    [sadie] Well I'm not bluddy doing it.
  • Snodgrass - The Easter Bunny?
    If you really dont have time I have one - but I'm not forcing myself on anyone you understand. Its ANIMAL, MINERAL AND ABSTRACT
  • Gusset Login - The Borg?
    A silly guess to start of with, I don't have time to win either
  • Darren - Is this a tangible thing?
    I assume we're going with Snodgrass here.
  • Gusset Login
    [Darren] Since I happen to have sadie on my contact list and therefore know he's gone and won't be back for a week. I think it's best we did.
  • Snodgrass - Animal, Mineral and Abstract then...
    [Darren] Not really although some would claim it was
  • Snodgrass
    [GL] No
  • Brendan - Microsoft?
  • Snodgrass
    [Brendan] No, but a rather amusing suggestion nonetheless.
  • Kim - Is it "The Thing" from The Fantastic Four?
  • Snodgrass
    [Kim] No
  • all - Is the animal part Human?
  • all - Is it humanoid?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] Yes the Animal reference is human, and not humanoid
  • all - Is it fictional?
    I thought all humans were humanoid
  • Snodgrass
    [all] Not strictly fictional but it does appear in fiction
    (I took humanoid to be alluding to something of a human form but not actually human - like a Cyborg or other robot.)
  • Inkspot - Are they male?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Yes
  • Darren - Connected to religion?
  • Snodgrass
    [Darren] No
  • Inkspot - Was he born before 1850?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] It is thought so Yes!
  • Inkspot - Has he had something named after him?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Yes.
  • Brendan - Is the mineral part something manmade?
  • Chalky - Frankenstein's Monster?
  • Snodgrass
    [Brendan] No not literally although the phrase might suggest otherwise, but then the abstract part kicks in
    [Chalky] No
  • Darren - Is "he" a better pronoun to use than "they"?
  • Inkspot - Was he a Greek philosopher?
  • Snodgrass
    [Darren] Yes
    [Inkspot] No
    A small clue - The phrase is essentially Abstract with Animal and Mineral references
  • Inkspot - Is it the name of a place?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Yes, but with an abstract slant to it.
  • Bigsmith - The Man in the Moon?
  • Inkspot - Was the person referred to an author or poet?
  • Snodgrass
    [Bigsmith] No but you have the right kind of idea
    [Inkspot] No
  • Inkspot - St. Peter at the Pearly Gates?
    Confused!So the person is ficticious and the place real, I thought it were the other round, ho hum.
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Not St Paul and not the Pearly Gates
    We are looking for a place, which exists but is itself abstract, and references a persons name in the way, say, The Heights of Abraham or Jacobs Ladder does. The person may well have been real but there is no certainty of that. There is also a mineral reference. How go to it!
  • Brendan - Is the person a saint?
  • Inkspot - Was he a King?
  • Inkspot - Arthur's Camelot?
  • Snodgrass
    [Brendan] No, far from it
    [Inkspot] No
    [Inkspot Encore} No but thats the kind of phrasing we are looking for
    The minerals may help. (a clue there) The name may have been a real person but we are not sure. There is a folklore component here.
  • Golfer
    Is there a mythological connection?
  • Snodgrass
    [Golfer] Yes. Mythology is key here!
  • Golfer
    Is water significant?
  • Snodgrass
    [Golfer] Yes. Very
  • Darren - Is it the Giant's Causeway?
  • Snodgrass
    [Darren] No.
  • Inkspot - Davey Jones's Locker?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] YES, a quite inspired deduction.

    INKSPOT WINS

    Davy Jones Locker, the sailors name for the sea bed, the place where drowned sailors go. Named possibly after a 16th century innkeeper who had a locker in which he kept his drink, or possibly a derivation of Jonah, possibly of the Whale persuasion. It exists all over the world but not any place in particular, but its not a place you'd probably want to visit, Unless you are Jacques Cousteau that is.

    Well its over ti Inkspot to take over the chair just as soon as the applause dies down.
  • Ed the snail

  • Inkspot
    Thank you Snodgrass, that was a good challenge.

    ...and to continue ANIMAL, with the boards quiet over the holiday period, please feel free to ask more than one quetion at a time.

  • snorgle - Is the animal human?
  • Inkspot
    snorgle] Yes
  • Tuj - Male?
    ...wait for it...
  • Tuj - Female?
    Inkspot] Feel free not to specify which one was right!
  • Chalky - Dead ... ?
  • Chalky - ...or Alive?
  • Chalky - Fat....?
  • Chalky - ....or Thin?
  • Breadmaster - British...?
  • Breadmaster - ...or foreign?
  • Inkspot
    Tuj]...that moustache, defintley Male.
    Chalky] dead and buried, and pushing up the Daffodils.
    Breadmaster] yes he was British.
  • Snodgrass - Daffodils significant?
  • Snodgrass - Dylan Thomas? (resisting the desire to put Welsh Rugby!)
  • Inkspot
    Snodgrass] maybe, has theme beem rumbled?
    Snodgrass] No (careful! surely no Englishman could be thinking third was a good finish for the World Champions, so I can only presume you are Irish or more likely French? (sorry m'lud but the hook looked too tempting))
  • Snodgrass - He is WELSH then?
    [Inkspot] I was thinking of the juxt de pose of Welsh Rugby and Pushing up Daffodils. Swinging Low
  • Inkspot
    Snodgrass]Yes, and its not 'Merv the Swerve'.
  • Breadmaster - David Lloyd George?
  • Inkspot
    YES!!!

    Breadmaster wins with a stunning move, as the assembled mass of Male voice choirs spontaneously burst forth with, Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.

  • Breadmaster
    How splendid! Apologies for the delay, as I'm working nights right now and have therefore spent Easter day asleep. Very pleasant too.
    So this one is ANIMAL with abstract overtones.
  • Darren - Is this a fictional animal?
  • Snodgrass - More than 3 legs?
  • Tuj - Crosbreed?
  • Breadmaster
    Sorry about the delay! It occurs to me that I'm not really going to be in a position to post here at the same sort of time as everyone else over the next couple of days, so I think I will actually abdicate this round and take it up again another time. I'm sorry about that but I'm sure someone else can take the reins with ease...
  • Inkspot - Is it a dog?
    Breadmaster] I for one am quite happy for you continue to carry on with this round and to answer our questions at a time suitable to yourself. How does anyone else feel, or is there a volunteer and we'll come back to this one when Breadmaster is more available?
  • Snodgrass - Mamal?
    [Bread & Ink] I'm happy to let this run and see answers as and when.
  • Darren - Human?
  • Breadmaster
    OK then! I shall do my best...
    [Darren] Yes.
    [Snodgrass] No.
    [Tuj] No.
    [Inkspot] No.
    [Snodgrass] Yes.
    [Darren] Yes.
  • all - Female?
  • Raak - Less than three legs?
  • Gusset Login - More than one and a half legs?
  • Breadmaster
    [all] No.
    [Raak] Yes.
    [Gusset] Yes.
    I believe he had the usual number of legs, although I can't be certain that it is ever specified...
  • all - Less than two arms?
  • Breadmaster
    [all] Nope. And I'll tell you for free, no more than two either.
  • all - More than one head?
  • all - Is he a character from a book?
  • Darren - Was the (or a significant) fictional work in which he appears, published within the last 50 years?
  • Gusset Login - Was he older than 25 in the fictional work?
  • Brendan - Is the fictional work of British origin?
  • Tuj - An anthromoporthic representation of a natural function?
  • Darren
    [Tuj] That sounds rude.
  • all - Gandalf?
    Yes, I know he's not human, but he's close enough.
  • Breadmaster
    [all] Nope.
    [all] Yes. Kind of.
    [Darren] No.
    [Gusset] Yes.
    [Brendan] Yes.
    [Tuj] Eeeooo! no.
    [all] No.
  • Snodgrass - Biggles?
  • Raak - Baron Munchhausen?
  • Gusset Login - Has a film been made of the book?
  • Snodgrass - A book for broadly Adult consumption?
    [Raak] That was a guess by proxy I assume!
  • Breadmaster
    [Snodgrass] No.
    [Raak] No. He was real, anyway...
    [Gusset] Yes.
    [Snodgrass] Yes, but it ain't naughty.
    As I said, it's "sort of" a book, but not exactly.
  • Snodgrass - Newspaper based?
  • Snodgrass - Andy Capp?
  • all - A Non-newspaper based comic?
  • Raak - A graphic novel?
  • Breadmaster
    [Snodgrass] No, and no.
    [all] No.
    [Raak] No.
  • Raak - Before the 20th century?
  • Tuj - Comics?
    Eeeooo! (I love it!)
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] Yes.
    [Tuj] No.
  • Raak - Someone from the Arthurian legends?
  • all - King Arthur?
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] No.
    [all] No.
  • Raak - A character from Shakespeare?
  • all - A character from Bacon?
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] Yes!
    [all] Only when he was writing under Shakespeare's name...
  • all - Was it a character from Hamlet?
  • all - Is it Hamlet?
    I meant "Was he" on the previous question
  • Breadmaster
    [all] No.
    [all] Again, no.
  • Raak - Was he a king?
  • all - Was he a character from Romeo and Juliet?
  • Gusset Login - Titus Andronicus?
    Or however he spelled his name
  • Brendan - Is he from one of the comedies?
  • all - Is he from one of the Histories?
  • Gusset Login - King Lear?
  • Chalky - Othello?
    a blatant lurker's guess
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] No.
    [all] No.
    [Gusset] No.
    [Brendan] It's not normally classed as a comedy, I believe.
    [all] No.
    [Gusset] No.
    [Chalky] Nope.
  • Raak - Banquo?
  • Snodgrass - Falstaff?
  • Darren - Does he end up murdered?
  • Chalky - Caius Martius, known as Coriolanus?
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] No.
    [Snodgrass] No - not from a history, remember.
    [Darren] He does not.
    [Chalky] Nope.
  • Chalky - Shylock the Jew?
    ...although The Merchant of Venice was originally entitled The Comical History of The Merchant of Venice and as this isn't a Comedy or a History ....
  • Chalky - Is the character from one of the Tragedies?
  • Breadmaster
    [Chalky] No, and no. I have to say I never found The Merchant of Venice particularly rib-tickling, although that would hardly bar it from being a Shakespeare comedy...
  • Chalky - Petruccio - the Tamer of the Shrew?
    That was a film, I think
  • Raak
    [Bm] Not a comedy, a history, or a tragedy then? Doesn't leave much.
  • Raak - Adonis?
  • Breadmaster
    [Chalky] Nope.
    [Raak] It doesn't, does it? Nope.
  • Darren - Is this from a Shakespeare work other than a play?
  • Tuj - A sonnet?
  • Breadmaster
    [Darren] It's not.
    [Tuj] Nope.
  • Raak - Prospero?
    Googling has turned up a fourth class of Shakespearian play, the Romances.
  • Breadmaster
    [Raak] YES! Prospero it is. I believe that The Tempest is indeed generally classified as Shakespeare's one "romance" or "fantasy" play.
  • Raak
    The site I found the term on also applied it to Pericles, Cymbeline and The Winter's Tale.

    The next object is VEGETABLE and MINERAL

  • Tuj - A potted plant?
  • Raak
    [Tuj] No.
  • Snodgrass - Is the mineral component man-made (sorry person made)?
  • Raak
    [S] Partly.
  • Chalky - Is it edible?
  • Raak
    [Chalky] The rest of it is.
  • Inkspot - Is part the mineral metal?
  • all - Is the mineral part made of glass?
  • Raak
    [Inkspot] No.
    [all] The man-made part is.
  • Raak
    Actually, the whole thing's man-made, but the non-glass mineral component isn't.
  • all - Is it a greenhouse?
    Just checking :)
  • Gusset Login - Is it bigger than a phonebox?
  • Snodgrass - Is the Glass portion a container?
  • Snodgrass - There are mineral components other than glass and these are not man made?
  • Raak
    [all] No.
    [GL] (Laughter from the audience.) No.
    [S] Yes.
    [S] Yes.
  • Gusset Login - Is it (or part of it) a liquid?
  • Raal
    [GL] Yes.
  • ImNotJohn - A Bottle of Milk?
    I hope I'm wrong - I'll never have time to keep up with this game
  • Snodgrass - Is the non glass portion which is mineral the liquid. (ie the vegetable part is not the part which is liquid)
  • Raak
    [INJ] No.
    [S] The non glass portion which is mineral is part of the liquid.
  • Snodgrass - Is the container normally an enclosed space, ie with a lid. (as in a jar, bottle etc not as in glass / vase)?
  • Snodgrass - Is the liquid viscous?
  • Inkspot - Is it a drink?
  • all - Is the vegetable part fruit juice?
  • Raak
    [S] No.
    [S] All liquids are viscous, except things like supercooled helium. Lets say, this is about the same viscosity as water.
    [I] Yes. (Applause!)
    [all] No.
  • Gusset Login - Is it alcoholic?
  • Gusset Login - Is it a pint of beer?
    or larger, or bitter, or budweiser.
  • Raak
    [GL] Yes!
    [GL] Yes, no (it's exactly a pint, not any larger), no, no.
    Now you just have to guess which beer.
  • Snodgrass - A pint ow Newcastle Brown?
  • Snodgrass - yes I meant of (still got a sticky keyboard)
  • Raak
    [S] No.
  • Tuj - British?
  • Raak
    [Tuj] No.
  • Snodgrass - A pint of XXXX?
  • Snodgrass - or Fosters?
  • Inkspot - Is it a lager?
  • Raak
    [S] No, no.
    [I] No.
  • ImNotJohn - Irish?
  • Inkspot - Is it a porter's beer?
  • Snodgrass - European?
    Although it grieves me to use that word!
  • Raak
    [INJ] No.
    [I] No.
    [S] Yes.
  • Inkspot - Is it a wheat beer ?
  • Snodgrass - German?
  • Raak
    [I] Yes!
    [S] No.
  • Snodgrass - Belgian?
  • Snodgrass - Available in the UK?
  • Raak
    [S] Yes, and yes.
  • Snodgrass - A pint of Hoegaarden?
  • all - A bottle of Hoegaarden?
  • Gusset Login - A thimble of Hoegaarden?
  • Raak
    [S] Yes, over to you.
  • Snodgrass - Thanks for that Raak. Must have a beer to celebrate.
    OK, so its me again, um, er...., oh yes lets go for an ABSTRACT this time
  • all - Is it religious?

  • Snodgrass
    [all] No
  • Inkspot - Can it be percieved by any of the senses?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No. I would say it cant be seen, tasted, touched, smelt or heard but we are told it esists!
  • Tuj - Ethics?
  • Snodgrass
    [Tuj] No. (nor any other county for that matter)
  • Raak - The cultural highlights of Blackpool?
  • Snodgrass
    [Raak] Er.... No. Come to think ofi it not can you name 3?
  • Inkspot - Can it be measured?
    odd question following on from my last, but time can't be percieved by the senses and I'm still only 29....again!
  • Raak - God?
    [S] I was there over Easter, and the words "culture" and "Blackpool" do not go together.
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No. But measures do exist for part of this in other contexts.
    [Raak] No. (I assume God is still regarded as religious unless Blair has intervened. See earlier response.)
  • Inkspot - Magnetism?
  • all - Justice?
  • Software - Is it a human concept?
    Reverting to my standard opening.
  • Darren - Is it emotional?
  • Snodgrass - Sorry peeps. I've been away today visiting Bernard Mattleu's'
    [Inkspot] No
    [al] No
    [Software] Yes
    [Darren] No
  • Tuj - Gloucestershireness?
  • Snodgrass
    [Tuj] No. Miles out but what an interesting guess!
    Sorry about the smelling pistake in my last entry. I was using handwriting recognition on a palm top and it should have said Matthews!
  • Software - Do other animals possess this quality?
  • Snodgrass
    [Software] No
  • all - Sentience?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] No
  • Gusset Login - Is the answer a single word?
  • Snodgrass
    [GL] No, its 2
  • Inkspot - Is it an anthropomorphism?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Not exactly but the answer may display some characteristics of this. I hope that is not mis-leading. There are better descriptions.
  • Software - cognative thought?
    Assuming that animals can't have them?
  • Snodgrass
    [Software] Warm! but No
  • Inkspot - day dreaming?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No, colder
  • Inkspot - Is it something the brain does?
    clumsy question!
  • Inkspot - deja vu?
    Have I already asked that earlier? or was that a different game?
  • Tuj - Deja vu
    I'm sure I saw you ask that... (joke) Is it a quaint old turn of phrase?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No, well not exactly
    [Inkspot revisited] No
    [Tuj] No (I've had deja vu before you know)
  • Software - Self-awareness?
  • Snodgrass
    [Software] No, but its that kind of expression.
  • Inkspot - Does it refer to the first person singular?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] I would say not!
  • all - Racial Memory
  • all - ?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] No
    Time for a clue?
  • Inkspot - Is it fictional?
    Clue...oh yes please!
  • Gusset Login - Intelligent Life?
    Actually that wouldn't apply to humans either.
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] In its context it may be thought of as fictional but not in a literary way.
    [GL] No but you are so close I'm going to hold off on a clue save to say oxymoron.
  • Gusset Login - Military Intelligence?
  • Snodgrass
    [Gusset Login] Y E S . Gusset Login has correctly guessed that the answer was Military Inteligence.

    So when the frantic applause dies down its over to Gusset to entertain us with another conundrum!
  • Lineman
    Gusset Login
    OK, time for a MINERAL
  • Gusset Login - Time Warning
    I will be leaving for the weekend in about an hour. Any questions not posted before then will be dealt with on Monday.
  • Breadmaster - Is it man-made?
  • Kim - Is it a geographical feature?
    Good to see that the classic openings are still popular.
  • Snodgrass
    Stone?
  • plump - smaller than a shoe box?
  • Inkspot - Made of metal?
  • Raak - Is it a building?
  • Gusset Login
    [Bread] Yes
    [Kim] Not usually, almost never in fact
    [Snod] No
    [plump] No
    [Inks] Partly
    [Raak] Most people would not count them as such
  • all - Is it bigger than a phonebox?
  • Inkspot - Does it run on electrical power?
  • Kim - Is it a cave?
  • Gusset Login
    [all] No
    [Ink] Electrical power is involved, but it would most likely still function without an external power supply
    [Kim] No
  • Snodgrass - Is it actually a phone box?
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] OK that clearly wasn't as hard as I'd hoped, either that or people just knew which questions to ask.

    SNODGRASS WINS

  • Audience - *Shouts, screams and generally goes wild for Snodgrass*
  • Snodgrass - Oh, B****r, that was a pure guess, so thanks to [all] for the assist.
    OK. So its thinking time again and the next item
    ABSTRACT with Animal, Vegetable and Mineral influences
  • Inkspot - Is it the title of a piece of music?
    stunning win snodgrass
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Why thank you - lucky guess really.
    No. Not a misical piece, let me guess - were you thinking of The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?
  • all - Is it the title of a piece of fiction?
    [Snodgrass]Guess, perhaps, but still impressive.
  • Snodgrass
    [all] I owe it all to your previous question. No not fiction.
  • Gusset Login - Is it a popular phrase or saying?
    all has just confessed that he saw me write down the answer. (cheating little git)
  • Snodgrass
    [all] Shame on you !
    [GL] Not popular, (as in Nice to se you, to see you Nice!) but I suppose it is a well known. phrase
  • Kim - Is it the Abominable Snowman?
  • Snodgrass
    [Kim] No. And unless he has a carrot for a nose I couldnt see a vegetable reference!
  • Raak - Life, the Universe, and Everything?
  • all - 42?
  • Snodgrass
    [Raak] No, more Earthly than that
    [all] No, too many
  • Tuj - 8?
  • Snodgrass
    [Tuj] No. Not 8. !?!
  • all - Less than 10?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] Assuming there is a numeric component, which you all seem to be, then Yes, it is less than 10 (in a One Flew Over The Cookoos Nest kind of way)
  • Gusset Login - Is there a numeric component?
    Given that you said 42 was too many it's safe to assume there is
  • Snodgrass
    [GL] Yes and may I refer the Honorable Gusset to the answer I gave a few moments ago (to all)
  • Gusset Login - Is the numeric component larger than one?
    Your response to the Dishonorable all stated that it was an assumption, I wished to have the point clarrified
  • Snodgrass
    [GL] No, and to save everyone a question it is not less than one either! Therefore .........
    I assume that you and all are still not talking then!?
  • Inkspot - Is it a title of a book?
  • Inkspot - Is the animal refered to a person?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot the first] There are books using this in the title but my thought is the phrase. The book is incidental.
    [Inkspot the second] It would be a person having influence here but is not referred to in the phrase.
  • all - Is the vegetable a carrot?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] Nope - Vegetation is loosly involved not vegetables. Similarly loosly involved are the mineral and animal influences.
  • Inkspot - How green is my valley?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] I have no idea. I've never seen it. What sort of a chap do you think I am? No
  • all - Is there a reference to a country in the phrase?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] No
  • all - An House in the Country?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] No but I like your direction.
  • Inkspot - A walk in the park?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Getting closer, but alas, No.
    The right relationship between the abstract and the physical though.
  • all - Sex in the City?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] Now thats not abstract is it? Or is it? No, nothing like it (although there are certain.....)
  • Phahad - The apple of my eye?
  • Tuj - Does it include the word "one's"?
  • Snodgrass
    [Phahad] Greetings and No. Sorry
    [Tuj] No, not "one's" but almost! OK I'm in a mellow mood. It contains the word "one"
  • Inkspot - As I walked Out One Midsummer Morning?
  • Raak - A room of one's own?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No
    [Raak] No
  • Inkspot - Does the phrase contain an action?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] Not contain, as in "dance" etc but the phrase is synonymous with an action.
  • all - One foot in the grave?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] No but I see some common ground!
  • Inkspot - Is it associated with a particular pert of the day?
  • Snodgrass
    [Inkspot] No. Time is not important - but its not likely to happen in the dark!
  • all - One light in the darkness?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] No
    Clue. 4 words, 10 letters, 3 spaces. Happens Outside.
  • all - A hole in one?
  • Snodgrass
    [all] Yes Yes thrice Yes
    all wins with a slash of a seven iron. I didn't think it would be that hard.
    Well done [all] and over to you.....
  • all - Thank you
  • all
    A (probably) simple one this time ANIMAL
  • Snodgrass - More than 3 legs?
  • Tuj - Human male?
    One question, no cheating...
  • Breadmaster - Living?
  • Raak - Cthulhu?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] No
    [Tuj] Yes
    [Breadmaster] No
    [Raak] No, honestly he was a human male.
  • Inkspot - Did he die before 1900?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No
  • Raak - A politician?
  • all
    [Raak] Among other things
  • Inkspot - Is he an American? and did he pop his clogs before 1950?
  • all
    [Raak] Thinking about it, probably he ws best known as a politician.
    [Inkspot] No (to both)
  • Inkspot - Lord Tonypandy, former Speaker of the House of Commons?
  • all
    [Inkspot] Not this time
  • Raak - Churchill (the famous one)?
  • all
    [Raak] No. Not any other Churchill either
  • Inkspot - Was he a British Left wing parlimentarian?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No, far from it.
  • Kim - Was he a British Right wing parlimentarian?
  • all
    [Kim] No.
  • Inkspot - Is he a European national?
  • all
    [Inkspot] No
  • Snodgrass - Was he a politician of the Centre? (whatever that is nowerdays)
  • Inkspot - Was he from Asia?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] I'm fairly certain that most people would say he wasn't
    [Inkspot] No
  • Raak - From somewhere in Africa?
  • all
    [Raak] Yes
  • Inkspot - Burning Spear ?
  • Snodgrass - White Man?
  • all
    [Inkspot] Is he dead? Either way, no
    [Snodgrass] No.
  • Snodgrass - Would he have been described as a tyrant or a despot?
  • all
    [Snodgrass] Not to his face. (Yes)
  • Inkspot - Idi Amin?
    Yes, died in office 1978.
  • all
    [Inkspot] Oh, that Burning Spear!
    Yes it was de worl' famous Idi Amin

    INKSPOT WINS
  • Inkspot
    ...and as the audience settle back down on wet Friday afternoon MINERAL.
  • Gusset Login - Is it man-made?
  • all - Is it bigger than a phonebox?
  • Snodgrass - Is it actually a Phonebox?
    Sorry, deja'vu has struck again
  • all - Is it smaller than a shoe box?
  • Inkspot
    and we're off...
    Gusset Login - No
    all - Yes
    Snodgrass - No
    all - No
  • Gusset Login - Is it made of stone?
  • Snodgrass - Natural feature?
  • Inkspot
    Gusset Login - Almost entriely Yes, in the same way as Mount Everest
    Snodgrass - Yes
  • Gusset Login - Is it a mountain?
  • Inkspot
    Gusset Login - No
  • Tuj - Is this guess wrong?
  • Inkspot
    Tuj - No
  • Raak - The Gulf Stream?
  • Raak - That place in the Atlantic where the tectonic plates meet?
    Scratch Gulf Stream, overlooked that it's made of stone.
  • Inkspot
    Raak - No
    first clue;this time I've chosen something that has no Welsh connection, but, I shall find one before the game is up ;)
  • Raak - Is it in the UK?
  • Inkspot
    Raak - No
  • plump - Is there more than one of them?
  • Snodgrass - Americas?
  • Inkspot
    plump - Yes
    Snodgrass - No
  • Raak - Fossils?
  • Inkspot
    Raak - No
  • Raak - Geodes?
  • Tuj - A volcano?
  • Inkspot
    Raak- No
    Tuj - Yes
  • Raak - Is it a whole chain of volcanoes?
  • Inkspot
    Raak - not a chain but there are others nearby
  • Tuj - A big special one, famous for going BOOM at a certain point in history?
  • Snodgrass - Pacific Rim?
  • Inkspot
    Tuj - Yes and No; it is a big special one, but not so famous for going BOOM.
    Snodgrass - No
  • Snodgrass - Africa?
  • Inkspot
    Snodgrass - No
    All guesses about location have so far been wide of the mark by thousands of miles.
  • Gusset Login - Mount St Helens?
  • Inkspot
    Gusset Login - No (cold with the rain coming in through the roof)
  • ImNotJohn - Mt Fuji
    (or Fuji Yama, if you prefer)
  • Gusset Login - Vesuvius?
  • Gusset Login - Krakatoa?
  • Snodgrass - Continantal Asian (Russia/China and surrounding areas)
    [Inky] They werent guesses, they were enquiries!
  • Inkspot
    ImNotJohn - No
    Gusset Login - No
    Gusset Login - No
    Snodgrass - No, at least the're not stabs in the dark
    cold, cold, cold, cold your still a long way from the answer.
  • Kim - Etna?
  • Gusset Login - Tvashtar?
  • Gusset Login - Pele?
  • Snodgrass - Antarctica?
  • Snodgrass - The Arctic?
  • Snodgrass - Australia?
    Lets get the location (not that anyone is listening!)
  • Inkspot
    Kim - No
    Gusset Loggin - No
    Gusset Login- No
    Snodgrass - No
    Snodgrass - No
    Snodgrass - No
    All as cold as the icicles on the end of Santa's nose, and no closer to the location! (size matters!)
  • Gusset Login - Is it on one of Jupiter's Moons?
  • Gusset Login - Is it on Earth?
    Slightly more obvious
  • all - Mauna Loa?
  • Gusset Login - Olympus Mons?
  • Inkspot
    Gusset Login - No
    Gusset Login - No
    all - No

    Gusset Login - YES
    From the planet Mars; Olympus Mons it is. Three times the size of Everest the highest known volcano.

    Cheers and applause rage from the audience.
  • ImNotJohn - Hmmm
    Saying it isn't a mountain was a bit dubious.
  • Gusset Login
  • Gusset Login
    OK Boys, girls and indeterminates this time the item is ABSTRACT
  • Snodgrass - OK, is it an emotion?
  • Inkspot - Is it a phrase or saying?
    INJ] Gusset Login asked whether it was a mountain on move 7. If I had said yes it is almost certain that Tuj would not have enquired about whether it was a volcano a few moves later on. Olympus Mons itself is classed as a shield volcano similar to those in Hawaii and not a mountain even though it is no longer active.
    Wherever possible I try to give unambiguous yes or no answers, some will a clarification tied in with a hint or clue.
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] No
    [Inkspot] Not really
  • Raak - Does it have to do with the law?
  • Gusset Login
    [Raak] No
  • Snodgrass - Are we searching for an idea, a thought?
  • Tuj - ...or some sort of human ideal?
    [Inkers] Don't worry, well yes'n'noed
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] Yes, I'd classify it as an idea
    [Tuj] No
  • Snodgrass - Something akin to Perpetual Motion?
  • Raak - Is it connected with geography?
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] No
    [Raak] No
  • Breadmaster
    Interesting fact: although Olympus Mons is three times the height of Everest, it doesn't look it. In fact, if you were standing near it on Mars, you probably couldn't see it. This is because it's not a mountain so much as part of a huge swelling on the surface of the planet, known as the Tharsis Bulge, which also features three other large shield volcanoes. A similar arrangement exists at the Elysium region on the other side of the planet. Because Mars has never had moving tectonic plates like Earth, its wells of magma remained in the same place relative to the surface terrain, which is why these huge volcanic systems had time to form. Technically, Olympus Mons is indeed 24km high, but only if you compare the "summit" to the average altitude of the Martian surface - but there is nowhere near the summit that is that average altitude, if you see what I mean. It is over 20 times wider than it is tall, and the incline is so shallow that you could cycle up it. So to call it a mountain would be pretty misleading. It's more of a plateau, the boundary being marked by a mighty cliff, up to 6km high, which is the one part where you might have a bit of difficulty on a bike.
  • Gusset Login
    [Breadmaster] Thank you, do you have a question for this round?
  • Breadmaster - Is it an idea that people probably had 2,000 years ago?
    Ah yes. Question. I knew there was something.
  • Gusset Login
    [BM] Yes, and earlier
  • Raak - Something to do with atoms?
  • Gusset Login
    [Raak] No
  • Snodgrass - Is it along the lines of "Who Am I?"
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] No
  • Raak - Anything to do with supernatural things?
  • Gusset Login
    [Raak] No
  • Tuj - An ancient invention?
  • Gusset Login
    [Tuj] No, that would be a mineral, this is pure abstract
  • Inkspot - Anything to do with the passage of time?
  • Gusset Login
    [Inkspot] No

    Would a clue help?
  • Dazed5 - Is it mathematical?
  • Gusset Login
    [Dazed5] No
  • Tuj - Is it an emotion?
    Nah, not mineral, I was thinking along Dazed5's lines!
  • Inkspot - Is it beauty?
  • Raak - Is it an experience of some sort?
  • Gusset Login
    [Tuj] No, sorry misunderstanding you
    [Inkspot] No
    [Raak] No
    Hint: It's more of a concept than an idea
  • Snodgrass - Would cavemen (women) have known this?
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] It's been a long time since I had contact with a caveperson. But I strongly suspect that they would.
  • Snodgrass - Pain?
  • Snodgrass - Hunger (perhaps)?
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] No
    [Snodgrass II] No
  • Snodgrass - Is this concept Gender Specific and if so is it Male orientated?
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] No, it's not gender specific. nor Male orientated.
  • Snodgrass - Is it related to a particular time of the year?
    Its very quiet in here. I think we're alone
  • Gusset Login
    [Snodgrass] No. It's busier than it was yesterday.
    Do you want a clue?
  • Tuj - Is it the affirmative answer?
    Hahaha!
  • Inkspot - Is it associated with one of the senses?
    Yes please to a clue.
  • Gusset Login
    [Tuj] No, but very close
    [Inkspot] No
    Clue: Tuj was very close
  • Raak - Agreement?
  • Gusset Login
    [Raak] No, getting colder.
  • Inkspot - humour?
  • Gusset Login
    [Inkspot] NO
  • Brendan - Nothing (as a concept)?
  • Gusset Login
    [Brendan] No.
  • Kim - Is it the negative answer?
  • Gusset Login
    [Kim] No? YES!

    Let me rephrase that:
    KIM WINS thank goodness for that.
  • Tuj - Blimey
    And only after a stab in the dark. Mystifying!
  • Gusset Login
    [Tuj] It was quite a remarkable guess out of the blue, it's a pity you picked the wrong one.
  • Inkspot
    Is it time to end this game? and replace it with something new?
  • Gusset Login
    That depends on whether Kim is likely to start a new round any time soon
  • Inkspot
    Or is Kim playing the Reverse game where we start with Mornington Crescent and then ask how we arrived at that answer.
  • Audience
    *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Inkspot*
  • jack
    ur gay nobs
  • jack
    twats

    • This is the end of the line. There is no more.