....and so it begins
Pablo -
Such as strangling Dubya with a cast-off winding sheet
Phil -
But first of all, he could not stall; a lavvy he must find
Bismarck -
And preferably with paper, to wipe his large behind.
KagomeShuko -
He knew of places he could go, but none were very secret
Giertrud -
but he found one stocked with rocks and even with a free jet.
Bismarck -
And in that jet was a toilet, where relief might well be found
Pablo -
(If only it was not ten thousand feet above the ground)
Rosie -
At such a height, it should be known, one's flatus is explosive
gil -
And any fallout that ensues is strangely quite erosive
KagomeShuko -
But he didn't care if he caused any natural disasters
Giertrud -
He thought they could be fixed with a mix of gauze and plasters
Pablo -
And also he'd forgotten a vital law of motion
Rosie -
Of Isaac Newton's axioms he simply had no notion.
gil -
So from a hidden pocket, he took a golf umbrella,
KagomeShuko -
And he stuck it into a giant bowl of jella
Giertrud -
He added creams to it, namely whipped and shaving
Rosie -
To most he must sound mad indeed, not to say raving.
Pablo -
And furthermore he added, from inside his secret bag,
Giertrud -
A glitter-covered g-string and a dirty, oily rag.
KagomeShuko -
He ate up the concoction with a loud and loathsome gulp
Bismarck -
Like that emitted by a frog as it's squashed to a pulp.
Pablo -
And then, from out his innards came a most unusual sound
Dujon -
Something like an ice-cream van, doing its summer round
KagomeShuko -
He thought, "that's strange, for beans I did not eat,"
blamelewis -
"And what might this miasma be, now creeping round my seat?"
Bismarck -
'Twas far too late, for vengeful Fate gave him what he deserved:
Pablo -
As the implications struck him, he was terribly unnerved
Dujon -
But would not yield so grabbed his shield and sallied forth to fight
KagomeShuko -
But as he proceeded, his left leg didn't feel quite right
Pablo -
Several inches long, and a centimetre high
blamelewis -
From out the cleft there trickled forth a dark and noisome issue
Superman -
Which was left unstaunched although he used many a Kleenex tissue
Blob -
The trickling liquid oozed and spread and noxious fumes arose
Pablo -
Which grabbed him by the throat, then crept right up his nose
Software -
Then he spotted a buxom young lass
Chalky -
(allow me to join - thus preserving rhythm)With lungs full filled with gas he then espied yon spotted lass
'Get me oxygen!' cried he 'And I will let you pass'
Chalky -
Three months later - help arrived but all was quiet and dead Corpse'd bin laden on the ground the feet due west of head.
The End
- Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Raak*
This is the end of the line. There is no more.