Why be a mere fireman when you could be a Battler of the Inferno?
One player suggests the job, the next player, its new title, and a new job in need of an enhanced designation for the next player to work their magic upon, and so forth.
OTOH if a job is exceptionally cool, maybe you'd want to make its title sound as dull as possible so that no-one else catches on as to how great a job it is.
Winning move unaltered.
And so it begins...
Raak - Protector of Treasure from the Grasping Hand, Master of the Arcane Spells of Concealment from Tax Inspectors.
optician
Stevie - Speaker to Animals
Ambulance Driver
Raak - Chariot Driver for Asclepius.
janitor
Raak - That could be a little snappier:
Asclepius' Charioteer
janitor
Phil -
Defender of the DiploxanthigramVicar
Raak - Channeller of God.
weather forecaster
Rosie - Soothsayer of the winds.
Football club manager
Stevie -
You feel that football club managers need an injection of self esteem?
Raak - Peer of the Apopudobalian Realm.
plumber
Stevie - Weilder of the Torch, First Initiate of the U-Bend and Grand High Mystic Poobah
P.E. Teacher
Rosie - Sadistic Solutions Enforcement Officer.
GP's Receptionist.
Raak - Guardian of the Priest of Asclepius.
Shop assistant
Simons Mith - Aide to the affluent, disburser of desirables and privileged visitant of
the room out the back.
Considering I started this game, it's about time I made a move in it. :-)
Sandwich board man
Giertrud - Professional Meat Inverter
Kindergarten Teacher
Rosie - Head of Noise.
GP's receptiomist.
gil - [Rosie] (I think you repeated that one, with a single change, which I have cunningly reflected in my answer.)
Gatekeeper to the House of Amtibiotix
Banker
Stevie - Sumbitch ratbastard swine well I say swine but in truth most of them aren't fit to lie down with pigs which means of course some are but not a one has even the restraint a fox shows when finding itself in a box full of chickens and every one of them deserves to be disembowled and tossed in a tank full of sharks wot have been starved for a few days god-damn their rapacious hearts and light fingers.
Bank Teller
Simons Mith - Horizontal Product Display and Storage Replenishment Executive
Astronaut
Raak - Pioneer of the Final Frontier, Going Where None Have Gone Before.
Brickie's Mate
blamelewis - Servant of Hod
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Actor
Rosie - Verisimilitude Creative.
(blamelewis) v goodCall-centre worker
Raak - Speaker-to-Animals
Tech support
Rosie - Flow Officer (Visual Assessment).
Journalist.
Rosie - Charioteer of The Goods
Prison Officer
Robin - Detention facility personnel control executive
Steam locomotive driver
Pablo - High Priest(ess) of the Golden Ambrosia
dance band musician
Giertrud - (insert instrument) master
Headmaster/mistress
Gusset Login - Holder of the Keys to All Knowledge and Supreme Ruler of the Room of Staff
Road sweeper
Raak - Depulvisator ad Viarum Regis
Sweatshop worker
Phil - SportsDirector
Purchase Ledger Clerk
blamelewis - Recorder of the Bought 'em Dollar
Telephone Sanitiser
Raak - Officer of the Very Last Rite.
Wheeltapper
Rosie - Metallic continuity inspector.
Ballet dancer
Raak - Gravity Artist
Road mender
Gusset Login - Favoured Servant of Kunado-No-Kami
Receptionist
KagomeShuko - Highest lady of responses to the telephone.
Dog Walker
Rosie - Faecal distribution officer (pedestrian areas).
Drummer
Raak - Friend to Musicians.
Violist
Phil - Enemy of Musicians
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Brass Band
Rosie - The Amalgamated Guild of Note-Splitters and Worm-Canners.
Carpenter.
Raak - Member of the Craft of Jesus
Assistant Trainee Manager
Pablo - He/She Who Shalt Riseth
Traffic Warden
Projoy - Grand Conjuror of Split-Second Tickets and Revenue Targets
Gravedigger
blamelewis - Provider of Ultimate Accommodation
[Rosie] Dog walker - genius :) Human Statue
Rosie - The Plinths of Immobility.
Interpreter
Pablo - The Speaker of Many Tongues
ornithologist
blamelewis - They who ensure that everybody's heard about the bird.
ichthyologist
Rosie - Head of Maggots
osteopath
Pablo - Pedalian Saviour
Particle physicist
Raak - Elucidator of Divine Thought
Footman
Raak - Excluder of the Rabble.
What shall we call Someone who culls games overdue for retirement?
Raak -
Culler of the Herd, that's what!
- Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Raak*
This is the end of the line. There is no more.