Start with a sentence, as dramatic or mundane as you like, then change just one thing about it. A spelling or punctuation mark, take one word out, put one word in, etc. When the sentence can't take any more alteration, start another. At some point, we will get to a sentence that contains the standard winning move.
Software - Making dirty movies on queue exercises his "musculature."
CdM - Making dirty movies on demand exercises his "musculature."
FGZstar - Making dirty movies on demand exercises his "masculinity".
Gusset Login - Making dirty movies on demand enhances his "masculinity".
CdM - Making dirty movies on demand enhances his "manhood".
FGZstar - Making dirty movies on steroids enhances his "manhood"
Rosie - Making dirty jokes on steroids enhances his "manhood."
CdM - Making improper jokes on steroids enhances his "manhood."
FGZstar - Making improper jokes on blondes enhances his "manhood"
Rosie - Making improper demands on blondes enhances his "manhood"
Juxtapose - Making improper demands on blondes enhances their "manhood"
Gusset Login - Making improper demands on blonds enhances their "manhood"
FGZstar - Making improper demands on blonds enhances their "womanhood"
Rosie - Making improper demands on blokes enhances their "womanhood."
Circularity alert.
FGZstar - Making financial demands on blokes enhances their "womanhood"
Nearly time for a new sentence, methinks
FGZstar -
A horse, my kingdom for a horse!
irach - A hearse, my kingdom for a horse!
Juxtapose - A hearse? My kingdom for a horse!
FGZstar - A hearse? My colon for a clean!
CdM - Rehearse? My colon for a clean!
FGZstar - Rehearse? Take my hearse for a clean!
Kim - Rehearse? Take my hearse for example!
Rosie - Outrageous? Take my hearse for example!
ImNotJohn - Outrageous? Take a midwife for example!
Juxtapose - Outrageous? Take a midwife for an example!
Rosie - Outrageous? Take a midwife for an actress!
Gusset Login - Out damn spot? Take a midwife for an actress!
Juxtapose - Out damn spot? Mistake a midwife for an actress!
Kim - Out damn spot? Mistake a fishwife for an actress!
Gusset Login - Out damp spot? Mistake a fishwife for an actress!
Juxtapose - Out damp spot? Mistake a fishwife for a laundress!
all - Our damp spot? Mistake a fishwife for a laundress!
Giertrud - Our damp spot? Mistake a fish-stick for a laundress!
KagomeShuko - Our damp spot? Make a fish-stick for a laundress!
ImNotJohn - Our damp spot? Make a fish stick to a laundress!
Gusset Login - Our damp spot made a fish stick to a laundress!
KagomeShuko - Our damp glue made a fish stick to a laundress!
Giertrud - Our damn glue made a fish stick to a laundress!
all - Our damn glue made a fish stick to a laundrette!
Juxtapose -
I think that one's good.
Call me Ishmael.
Rosie - Diss, Norfolk, Hardy.
irach - Di, is no fork handy?
Kim - Heidi, is no fork handy?
JJ - Heidi, is no fish fork handy?
CdM - Heidi is no fish fork, Andy.
irach - Heidi is no fishwife, Andy.
Rosie - Heidi is no fishwife, honestly.
Kim - Heidi is no midwife, honestly.
[This is strangely reminiscent.]
Rosie - Helmut is no midwife, honestly.
irach - Helmut is no
Mitarbeiter, honestly.
Giertrud - Helmut is no helmet, honestly.
CdM - Heed, where is no crescent, honestly?
irach - Heed, where is Crescent, honestly?
FGZstar - Heed, what game is Crescent, honestly?
Juxtapose - Heed what game is Crescent honestly.
FGZstar - Heed the game is Crescent.
CdM - Heed the game of Crescent
irach - Win the game of Crescent.
CdM - Let's wind up the game of Crescent
Rosie - Let's wind up the game of Football.
CdM - Let's wind up the game of Crescent
CdM - Let's wind up the game of
Mornington Crescent
- Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for CdM*
KagomeShuko - There are thirty purple birds eating worms off of the dirty curb.
Giertrud - There are thirty purple hobos eating worms off the dirty curb.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.