Start with a sentence, as dramatic or mundane as you like, then change just one thing about it. A spelling or punctuation mark, take one word out, put one word in, etc. When the sentence can't take any more alteration, start another. At some point, we will get to a sentence that contains the standard winning move.
irach - Begin yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then Stowe
Kim - Learn yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then Stowe.
Rosie - Learn yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then stow away.
Gusset Login - Learn yodelling in Beijing go on about Southend and then stow away.
irach - Learn aeromodelling in Beijing go on about Southend and then stow away
JJ - Learn aeromodelling in Beijing go on about Southend and then slip away.
Juxtapose - Learn aeromodelling in going on about Southend and then slip away.
Rosie - Learn yodelling in going on about Southend and then slip away.
Gusset Login - Learn yodelling whilst going on about Southend and then slip away.
Rosie - Stop yodelling whilst going on about Southend and then slip away.
Kim - Stop yodelling whilst going on through Southend and then slip away.
irach - Stop yodelling whilst going on through Southend and then sleep away.
ImNotJohn - Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and then sleep away.
CdM - Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and then sleep.
Juxtapose - Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and let them sleep.
irach - Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and let MacTavish sleep.
Gusset Login - Keep yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and let MacTavish sleep.
ImNotJohn - Keep yodelling whilst galloping through Southend. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
all - Keep yodelling whilst drilling through Southend. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
JJ - Keep yodelling whilst cycling through Southend. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
irach - Keep yodelling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let MacTavish sleep
Rosie - Keep pedalling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
Gusset Login - Keep pedalling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishs sleep.
Rosie - Keep pedalling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Kim - Keep peddling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Gusset Login - Keep peddling recycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
irach - Keep poodles recycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
CdM - Keep poodles recycling in Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
JJ - Keep poodles recycling in Scotland. Don't let the police know.
Rosie - Keep poodles tethered in Scotland. Don't let the police know.
Juxtapose - Keep poodles tethered in Scotland. Don't let my police know.
Gusset Login - Keep police tethered in Scotland. Don't let my poodles know.
irach - Keep police tethered in Scotland. Let my poodles know.
JJ - Keep police tethered in Scotland. Let my poodles out.
CdM - Keep police tethered in Scotland. Let my poodles go.
ImNotJohn - Keep police tethered in Egypt's land. Let my poodles go
Rosie - Keep police tethered in Egypt's land. Let my poodles go rabid.
(INJ) Top drawer - sorry to spoil it.
Gusset Login - Keep police tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go rabid.
iracfh - Keep jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go rabid.
Kim - Keep jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go, Ahmed.
Gusset Login - Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go, Ahmed.
irach - Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my noodle go, Ahmed.
all - Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go, Ahmed.
ImNotJohn - y jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
ImNotJohn - Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Sometimes even the 'Whoops' function isn't enough!!
CdM - y jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Gusset Login - Why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Juxtapose - Wonder why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
irach - Wonder why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my caboodle go ape.
Kim - Wonder why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my caboodle go off.
Gusset Login - Wonder why jihadists tethered to no man's land let my caboodle go off.
JJ - Wonder why jihadists tethered to no man's land let my cheese go off.
Juxtapose - I wonder why jihadists tethered to no man's land let my cheese go off.
Kim - I wonder why naturists tethered to no man's land let my cheese go off.
CdM - I wonder why naturists wedded to no man's land let my cheese go off.
Juxtapose - I wonder why naturists wedded to woman's land let my cheese go off.
Gusset Login - I wonder why naturists wedded to woman's magazines let my cheese go off.
Kim - I wonder why naturists wedded to women's magazines let my cheese go off.
Kim -
The proper study of mankind is man.
irach - The proper study of mankind is mannequin.
Juxtapose - The proper study of mankind is his mannequin.
CdM - The proper study of mannequins is his mannequin.
ImNotJohn - The improper study of mannequins is his mannequin
JJ - The improper study of mannequins is his specialty.
irach - The improper undressing of mannequins is his specialty.
CdM - The improper undressing with mannequins is his specialty.
ImNotJohn - Much improper undressing with mannequins is his specialty.
Rosie - Much improper dressing with mannequins is his specialty.
JJ - Much improper dancing with mannequins is his specialty.
irach - Much dirty dancing with mannequins is his specialty.
ImNotJohn - Much dirty dancing on mannequins is his specialty
Kim - Much dirty dancing on banana-skins is his speciality.
Juxtapose - Much dirty dancing on banana-skins refines his specialty.
JJ - Much dirty dancing on Saturdays refines his specialty.
CdM - Watching dirty dancing on Saturdays refines his specialty.
Gusset Login - Watching dirty dancing on Saturdays defines his specialty.
FGZstar - Watching dirty movies on Saturday defines his specialty.
ImNotJohn - Watching dirty movies on Saturday defines his biceps
(the see-through poncho please.)
irach - Watching dirty movies on Saturday defines his musculature.
Rosie - Watching dirty movies on Saturday exercises his musculature.
ddrewd1 - Watching dirty movies on queue exercises his musculature.
Rosie - Watching dirty movies on queue exercises his "musculature."
Software - Making dirty movies on queue exercises his "musculature."
CdM - Making dirty movies on demand exercises his "musculature."
FGZstar - Making dirty movies on demand exercises his "masculinity".
Gusset Login - Making dirty movies on demand enhances his "masculinity".
CdM - Making dirty movies on demand enhances his "manhood".
FGZstar - Making dirty movies on steroids enhances his "manhood"
Rosie - Making dirty jokes on steroids enhances his "manhood."
CdM - Making improper jokes on steroids enhances his "manhood."
FGZstar - Making improper jokes on blondes enhances his "manhood"
Rosie - Making improper demands on blondes enhances his "manhood"
Juxtapose - Making improper demands on blondes enhances their "manhood"
Gusset Login - Making improper demands on blonds enhances their "manhood"
FGZstar - Making improper demands on blonds enhances their "womanhood"
Rosie - Making improper demands on blokes enhances their "womanhood."
Circularity alert.
FGZstar - Making financial demands on blokes enhances their "womanhood"
Nearly time for a new sentence, methinks
FGZstar -
A horse, my kingdom for a horse!
irach - A hearse, my kingdom for a horse!
Juxtapose - A hearse? My kingdom for a horse!
FGZstar - A hearse? My colon for a clean!
CdM - Rehearse? My colon for a clean!
FGZstar - Rehearse? Take my hearse for a clean!
Kim - Rehearse? Take my hearse for example!
Rosie - Outrageous? Take my hearse for example!
ImNotJohn - Outrageous? Take a midwife for example!
Juxtapose - Outrageous? Take a midwife for an example!
Rosie - Outrageous? Take a midwife for an actress!
Gusset Login - Out damn spot? Take a midwife for an actress!
Juxtapose - Out damn spot? Mistake a midwife for an actress!
Kim - Out damn spot? Mistake a fishwife for an actress!
Gusset Login - Out damp spot? Mistake a fishwife for an actress!
Juxtapose - Out damp spot? Mistake a fishwife for a laundress!
all - Our damp spot? Mistake a fishwife for a laundress!
Giertrud - Our damp spot? Mistake a fish-stick for a laundress!
KagomeShuko - Our damp spot? Make a fish-stick for a laundress!
ImNotJohn - Our damp spot? Make a fish stick to a laundress!
Gusset Login - Our damp spot made a fish stick to a laundress!
KagomeShuko - Our damp glue made a fish stick to a laundress!
Giertrud - Our damn glue made a fish stick to a laundress!
all - Our damn glue made a fish stick to a laundrette!
Juxtapose -
I think that one's good.
Call me Ishmael.
Rosie - Diss, Norfolk, Hardy.
irach - Di, is no fork handy?
Kim - Heidi, is no fork handy?
JJ - Heidi, is no fish fork handy?
CdM - Heidi is no fish fork, Andy.
irach - Heidi is no fishwife, Andy.
Rosie - Heidi is no fishwife, honestly.
Kim - Heidi is no midwife, honestly.
[This is strangely reminiscent.]
Rosie - Helmut is no midwife, honestly.
irach - Helmut is no
Mitarbeiter, honestly.
Giertrud - Helmut is no helmet, honestly.
CdM - Heed, where is no crescent, honestly?
irach - Heed, where is Crescent, honestly?
FGZstar - Heed, what game is Crescent, honestly?
Juxtapose - Heed what game is Crescent honestly.
FGZstar - Heed the game is Crescent.
CdM - Heed the game of Crescent
irach - Win the game of Crescent.
CdM - Let's wind up the game of Crescent
Rosie - Let's wind up the game of Football.
CdM - Let's wind up the game of Crescent
CdM - Let's wind up the game of
Mornington Crescent
- Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for CdM*
KagomeShuko - There are thirty purple birds eating worms off of the dirty curb.
Giertrud - There are thirty purple hobos eating worms off the dirty curb.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.