Start with a sentence, as dramatic or mundane as you like, then change just one thing about it. A spelling or punctuation mark, take one word out, put one word in, etc. When the sentence can't take any more alteration, start another. At some point, we will get to a sentence that contains the standard winning move.
all - Our damn glue made a fish stick to a laundrette!
Juxtapose -
I think that one's good.
Call me Ishmael.
Rosie - Diss, Norfolk, Hardy.
irach - Di, is no fork handy?
Kim - Heidi, is no fork handy?
JJ - Heidi, is no fish fork handy?
CdM - Heidi is no fish fork, Andy.
irach - Heidi is no fishwife, Andy.
Rosie - Heidi is no fishwife, honestly.
Kim - Heidi is no midwife, honestly.
[This is strangely reminiscent.] Rosie - Helmut is no midwife, honestly.
irach - Helmut is no
Mitarbeiter, honestly.
Giertrud - Helmut is no helmet, honestly.
CdM - Heed, where is no crescent, honestly?
irach - Heed, where is Crescent, honestly?
FGZstar - Heed, what game is Crescent, honestly?
Juxtapose - Heed what game is Crescent honestly.
FGZstar - Heed the game is Crescent.
CdM - Heed the game of Crescent
irach - Win the game of Crescent.
CdM - Let's wind up the game of Crescent
Rosie - Let's wind up the game of Football.
CdM - Let's wind up the game of Crescent
CdM - Let's wind up the game of
Mornington Crescent - Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for CdM*
KagomeShuko - There are thirty purple birds eating worms off of the dirty curb.
Giertrud - There are thirty purple hobos eating worms off the dirty curb.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.