Let's have another go, then, shall we?
And so it begins...
Uncle Korky - Well, let's begin with my traditional opening of
Upminster!
Chalky - ... on the floor in
Belsize Park
Tuj -
Kilburn, home at
Goodge Street.
nights -
Ongar, home at
Wherever I lay my hat.
Quendalon -
Hillingdon, sitting on someone's hat.
Tuj - [Quenders] Oy! That was my home!
Neasden
Quendalon - Glide to
Ickenham, keeping the LV low. [Tuj] So sorry! It seemed uninhabited.
Tuj - [Quenders] I think I'd borrowed it from nights, in fact. Meanwhile:
Redbridge
Kinrah - Claiming an indigo token and moving to
Goldhawk Road.
Quendalon - (and we circle 'round and 'round the platform...)
Kinrah - This isn't going to turn into an Ickenham loop, is it? Attempting to counter with
Pimlico.
Kinrah - Keeping it moving, and now that GL's provided me with an opening, I can deny the Ickenham Loop with
Mill Hill East.
Graham III - Well, I have no choice but
South Woodford.
Kinrah - Minding the Gappe...
Newbury Park.
Graham III -
Upminster Bridge doesn't stand a chance.
Magritte -
Canons Park, trading three grey tokens.
Kinrah - I don't really think
Harlesden stands a chance either, but at least it puts [Quend] in a very sticky situation.
Kinrah -
Vauxhall deserves a play here, yet I don't see what good it'll do me.
Graham III - [Kinrah] It's about as useful as
Oval is to me.
I Say, Porter! - Well, let's try and get
Dollis Hill out of the way without a looooop.
Kinrah - Thankfully, the cumulative LV is high enough to warrant an immediate escape to
Mornington Crescent, calling the bluff.
Uncle Korky - That'll be a tonic.
Barons Court next, I think.
Tuj - I'll bifurcate then, though it may be a bit wild.
Alperton /
King's Cross St. Pancras.
Kinrah - Mmm, wild it is. I think
Shepherd's Bush tames that, though.
nights -
Rayners Lane. Has anyone seen my hat?
Kinrah - Has the
Angel got it?
Quendalon - Creeping slowly to
Ruislip Manor, with minimal LV.
nights -
Redbridge, reclaiming my hat.
Blob - Opening at
Chigwell - no surprises there then. I am just
so predictable.
nights - Very well,
Pimlico if I must.
Kim - Err....mercy killing at
South Kenton, I think. If I'm wrong, there'll be trouble.
- Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for ImNotJohn*
ImNotJohn - Amazing, I can't think how I got that. It just came to me in a blinding flash.
Alternatively the only way I can win is by both lurking and cheating (or picking up on really obvious clues).
Kim - [INJ] Did it have anything to do with Richard O'Sullivan?
ImNotJohn - [Kim] Wasn't he in 'Man About the House'?
This is the end of the line. There is no more.