The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated
And so it begins....
Expose more
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Expose all
Stevie
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When the air becomes stale, damp and cold
Chalky
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But if rats intervene
goldfinch
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Just apply margarine
Rosie
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A rodenticide, so I am told.
KagomeShuko
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If it's butter you seemingly lack,
CdM
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Then make use of this genius hack:
Raak
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Find a dandelion field
goldfinch
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And ‘neath your chin wield
Chalky
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A small knob of Danish Lurpak
CdM
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All the poems that ever were written
Projoy
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Can't compare to the new of a kitten
Projoy
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*mew
Stevie
- BIFURCATION!
But "new what?" you may ask | That soprano cry
Tuj
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Well! Let onlookers bask | Could bring tears to the eye
Chalky
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And they'll note that I've just been bitten/And a language that's yet to be written
CdM
- Hmmm... Let's see if this one goes any better. :)
The most desperate words ever spoken
Projoy
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I exclaimed as I woke in Hoboken:
Raak
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"Send Marmite! And cheese!"
Stevie
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"And some toasted bread, please"
Simons Mith
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And a 50p gas meter token!
Stevie
- [CdM]
Another flub. 50P? In Hoboken? Woe, lackaday etc 8o)
CdM
-
All the dreams of my youth are long faded
Raak
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All my sensuous tastes are long jaded
Radox The Green
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I shall lie in my bed
Chalky
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And watch TV instead
Projoy
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Then wink out, just the way the display did
Now the arc of my plan's more a spike
Software
-
What's that? Speak into the mike
Raak
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A bang then a whimper
Simons Mith
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A fart and a simper
CdM
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(And the heckler can get on his bike)
CdM
- [R,R,C,P] Now
that
was a limerick!
Rosie
- (CdM) Agreed. Top-drawer.
Projoy
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Can the real Mister Shady stand up?
Software
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So that we can present the cup
Pablo
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And a small piece of paper
blamelewis
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Freshly dropped by a vaper
Chalky
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Which proves his real name is Miles Jupp
Rosie
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I am a Morniverser
Projoy
- May I revise as I think you put a glow worm in the limericks (and vice versa)
I play in the Morniverse games
Raak
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Wearing gold-plated spectacle frames
Chalky
-
But have noticed of late
Projoy
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That they're losing their plate
KagomeShuko
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So I guess it's time for new frames.
Projoy
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Be young and be foolish, he said.
Rosie
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So do it now, before you are dead
(Pj) Yeah, funny stuff, alcohol. A small molecule that goes round the brain pulling out a few plugs.
muttleee
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Because once you're deceased
goldfinch
-
Turns out everything's leased
Projoy
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Sink your gold in a cask lined with lead.
CdM
-
O! Were it not for my vanity
Raak
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I'd eschew this vexatious insanity
goldfinch
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I’d cast off my qualms
Projoy
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Call out saws; sing out psalms
Software
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I'd live in total inanity
goldfinch
-
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth
[
1
]
Software
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'cos for now they just need a wreath
Projoy
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All the toffees I chewed
penelope
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And the plaque I accrued
muttleee
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Means they're not even fit to bequeath
To some lucky relative, obvs. :-)
CdM
-
On the day that the music ceased living
Radox The Green
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I remember that I was then giving
Projoy
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Out newspapers, news
goldfinch
-
Of the dry levee blues
Chalky
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And such heartbreak went deep like a shivving
Software
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While rooting around in my shed
Rosie
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Up with which I soon got fed
CdM
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Then off with which pissed
(View the source to read the hidden text)
Projoy
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I was - you - grabbed my wrist
(pass the parse-l)
Chalky
-
Which down balloon went like a lead
Projoy
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The legs that I grow in my garden
Chalky
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Need concrete and sun for to harden
Rosie
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And when they are done
CdM
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With concrete and sun
Rosie
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I'll be stuck; can't move; beg pardon.
Projoy
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I'm refined: I drink sherry and port.
Simons Mith
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A mixture my grandmother taught
Tuj
-
Though she'd also opine
Raak
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That strawberry wine
Rosie
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Was poison, and lands you in court.
Projoy
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Be awatch, for the tigers may come
Software
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Sneak up and bite on your bum
Simons Mith
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If they come from the side
goldfinch
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You’ll be swiftly de-thighed
Why not take a stand?
Moniker
Stance
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