Factoid (n) A statement that could plausibly be true, but probably isn't.
Raak - If you perfectly relax all the muscles in your tongue and throat, and gently take hold of it with a pair of sugar tongs, it is possible to pull it out from the mouth a distance of six inches or more. However, if you do this you will not be able to fit it back in again without surgical intervention.
Software - The electric drill was invented by Stanley Gibbins.
[Raak] really? Raak - [Software] Emergency rooms have to deal with several cases every year, usually the result of drunken bets. And that's a factoid!
Darren - Due to the angle of the teeth, it's easier to remove a snooker ball from your mouth than to insert one.
Rosie - Snooker balls are now made partly of depleted uranium, there being so much of this by-product now.
Software - Radiation is now not as bad for you as it once used to be.
Raak - When a snooker ball is in the center of the table and the cue ball near one corner, the task of potting the ball into the opposite corner is measureably influenced by the gravitational fields of the players.
rab - The world deflates when you remove an earth rod from the ground.
Raak - The "blueberries" in commercially made blueberry muffins are actually pieces of apple, dyed blue.
Néa - The IP address of your computer can tell a lot about who you are. For instance, if the first digit in the first group is 5, you are strong-willed but kind, whereas if it is a 6, you are somewhat shy but still self-assertive, and a good listener.
Tuj -
Carcinogens are more likely to be found in Tyne and Weir than any other county. Raak - The rate of growth of plant material worldwide in spring is nine hundred times the maximum rate of production of all the factories in the world.
Software - There are lightning strikes every second of the day across the world.
Tuj -
Crabs make love with a long penis on the end of their front leg. Raak - Aliens masquerading as human first outnumbered genuine humans in 1957.
Botherer - Peter Crouch is the only footballer in the world who actually jumps lower than his height.
Kim - [Raak] The "fruit" in commercially produced fruit yoghurts is acutally just bits of coloured tissue paper.
Raak - Only about 2% of the population actually have a self. This includes most of those who think they are in the 2%.
Raak - Games on Crescent servers can only be terminated by unanimous decision of a conclave of Elders of the server, summoned by the ritual announcement
"Mornington Crescent".
Audience -
*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Raak* rab - Before the introduction of "general-purpose cling film", it was a legal requirement within the catering industry to use a different types of film to cover bakery, dairy, meat, fish and fruit/vegetable products.
Raak - There are certain snakes which, if you grab them by the tail, let the tail break off in your hand and escape to grow a new one. It is not commonly known that some mammals have a similar capability. If you take firm hold of a man's genitals and jerk very suddenly and hard, they will come off in your hand with minimal bloodshed. Unfortunately, they do not grow back.
sammie - yer yer sexy time xx :)
sarah - sammie takes it up the bum bum ;-)
sammie - yer so what, its the best way
sarah - youve obviously never used a strap on then have u
sammie - i prefer the feel thing
sammie - use odviously never had ur little minge tickled
sarah - i have by both boys and girls you jealous?
sammie - iv had more then my minge tickled, iv had it licked all out by both male and female
sarah - sickoooooooooooooooo
sarah - i like to have my toes licked
sarah - i like to have my toes licked
sammie - i like to have nmy toenails bitten of my old men
sarah - i like it when my nana licks my belly button
sammie - i prefer it wen i lick my nana's belly button
sarah - i also like it when your nana licks my belly button
sammie - although my faverite thing of all is to lick out ur grandads hairy bum hole,
sarah - sounds good, my grandads come tastes of cheese tho
sammie - yer i no, i noticed that,, ur nanas is cheesier
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