Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

• Software - I wish I were in Camelot
• Phil - With Arthur and his pals
• irach - I'd ride a steed and lance a lot
• KagomeShuko - Of the "purty" gals.

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• Giertrud - I wish I were a cola
• penelope - Instead, I'm Panda pop
• KagomeShuko - I'm not the drink, I'm the game!
• Software - And my scansion seems to drop

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• penelope - My fizz and sparkle all leached out
• Raak - Upon these barren shores
• Rosie - So back to Ramsgate I must sail
• KagomeShuko - And clean my facial pores!

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• irach - I wish that flotsam didn't float
• Software - And jetsam would just sink
• Rosie - But water, it is just too dense
• Giertrud - Though fish ne'er touch the brink!

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• Rosie - I wish I were a hosepipe
• Software - But not while there's a drought
• irach - I like to spout, not dribble
• KagomeShuko - And wear my knickers inside-out!
• hemline -

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• ImNotJohn - My water-butts are all quite full
• Simons Mith - Of slime and rotting leaves
• Rosie - So into it you thus must luzz
• Software - Wot a tangled ryme we weaves!

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• KagomeShuko - There isn't time to start the day
• Giertrud - The sun is still asleep
• Rosie - And so am I
• CdM - Deep

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• Simons Mith - My snore, I'm told, is very loud
• KagomeShuko - I could wake the dead.
• Rosie - And, alas, my other half
• penelope - Takes someone else to bed sorrysorrysorry

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• Rosie - I wish I were the Ace of Spades (pen) Yeah, me too. Farting.
• Simons Mith - For I so love to dig
• irach - I'd dig for diamonds and win hearts
• KagomeShuko - And spend time in the brig.

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• Software - I wish I were in Shangri-la
• irach - Or else in Xanadu
• Simons Mith - Fulham Road just ain't the same
• Raak - When I am not with you.

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