I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.
Rosie -
'Cos I'd be so fussy.
Chalky -
Sign up to OnlyFans dear chap
Become a shameless hussy!
Projoy -
I'm glad I'm not Marcel Marceau
CdM -
Or I’d have this to say:
Chalky -
But that was yesterday
Projoy -
I'm glad I'm not a busted flush
CdM -
For that's an awful fate
Raak -
At getting my first date.
Projoy -
I'm glad I'm not a man of war
Software -
I'm more inclined to think of peace
Rosie -
I wonder what's on the box
Chalky -
The one containing tricks
Projoy -
Oh. Nothing. I'll go out instead.
Raak -
And find nothing at the flicks.
CdM -
And those who prick their noses
goldfinch -
Stub their knees and pick their toes.
I long for obsolescence
Chalky -
Swift turnaround's my thing
Projoy -
I'll transmigrate my essence
goldfinch -
These boots were made for something
Raak -
And something's what they'll do
Projoy -
You ordered flesh to go.
CdM -
I wish I were in Amsterdam
Projoy -
I know a bank where wild thyme blows
Raak -
That's sweetly sprung in June